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Published: 2007-05-04 02:54:42 +0000 UTC; Views: 7033; Favourites: 204; Downloads: 75
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Description I think teachers and professors get a real kick out of making questions for tests. They seem to pick the most confusing phrasing and answers ever!

Regardless, I'm finished with finals, and it is sa-weeeet.
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BlakeVV [2013-12-18 01:04:20 +0000 UTC]

E. The answer is E.

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MichiIzkurEreshkigal [2013-01-13 22:04:07 +0000 UTC]

On my last Ap Euro test I swear there was a double double double negative question. It confused the hell out of me

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shyzor123 [2009-09-03 11:32:56 +0000 UTC]

haha nice

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Taigan [2009-07-17 22:19:21 +0000 UTC]

I had a question on an exam once that was "how many colors are in a rainbow?"

a) 7 (red,orange,yellow,green,blue,indigo,violet)
b) 1 (white)
c) infinite
d) 6 (red, orange,yellow, blue,indigo,violet) our teacher was red/green colorblind)

So it was just as much a F*** with us question, except you couldn't get it wrong.

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Leathee [2009-01-29 22:46:51 +0000 UTC]

lawl. The last question on my science final was

The noise pollution in my classroom is stressful and should be reduced.

A. True

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Rere-chan [2009-01-10 05:50:01 +0000 UTC]

That's it easy it's letter A : )
Because it is true that that sentence it's false : 3
see ? simple : D

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avatar-shrey [2008-07-16 23:32:16 +0000 UTC]

LOL xD i once had a teacher that gave us all double negative questions with the answer as false.... it was so confusing.

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AloysiusPwns [2008-05-29 00:23:35 +0000 UTC]

When in doubt, pick 'All of the Above'

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Niece-of-a-soldier [2008-05-22 02:21:54 +0000 UTC]

Out of curiousity, what do YOU think the answer is?

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ThisPerfectNonsense [2008-03-18 03:09:47 +0000 UTC]

amen to that!!

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Zirra--Nova [2007-12-31 23:14:57 +0000 UTC]

*snickers* I think I've had a question like that afore.. >..> Teachers do enjoy watching us squirm....

Congrats on finishing though. ^..^

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superkawaiifoxy [2007-12-28 01:28:15 +0000 UTC]

I hear ya! especially those psych. professors.

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goldsama [2007-12-22 22:51:37 +0000 UTC]

seriously!!!
i got the question: What does NOT describe the figure correctly?
a)rhombus
b)quadrilateral
c)parallelogram
d)polygon

and it can't be B or D so i was stuck with A or C.

but it couldn't be either and i spent 10 minutes to finally decide my answer (i chose A DX)

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Sheikah-ness [2007-12-22 05:16:44 +0000 UTC]

What's sad is that that is beyond true.

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violetdawson [2007-12-18 00:05:19 +0000 UTC]

Yup, that's pretty much my exams, except they're in a foreign language - CURSE YOU, INTERPRETING PROGRAM!

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Niece-of-a-soldier [2007-10-03 00:34:13 +0000 UTC]

haha this is funny! and i totally have had that feeling before

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kikilov111 [2007-09-29 14:45:25 +0000 UTC]

Yea... once on my math exam, one question asked how stars were made... nice going mister DAM! (Those are his initials...we'll go with that... no seriously its tru.) How I hate finals. Good drawing tho...

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LadyFlitter [2007-09-19 03:17:45 +0000 UTC]

Weird question and answer phrasing is the absolute worst!

I agree, half the time it just feels like thats how teachers get their kicks is by torturing their students.

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Ornate-Serpent [2007-07-06 03:25:10 +0000 UTC]

oh snap

I hate trick questions ><

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obsessedwithcats [2007-06-16 01:50:50 +0000 UTC]

Was that seriously a question?

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SeasonalMonkey [2007-06-13 05:14:42 +0000 UTC]

I choose E.

I love the shirt design.

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TsBandit [2007-06-13 01:29:25 +0000 UTC]

Uh, I'm too lazy to read all of the comments on this deviation, but I feel like pointing out that none of the answers to that question would be technically correct:
If the answer was A or B, there would be a logical contradiction.
If the answer was C, D, or E, it would contradict the idea that every statement MUST be either true xor false.
If the Question were worded as follows:
"The answer to this question is "False."
A) True
B) False
C) B is the correct answer."
... C would be correct, because the correct answer would not technically be "False," but "B is the correct answer," which also references the state of falsehood.

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guessAgain [2007-06-12 23:33:12 +0000 UTC]

F. 42

I know what you mean. Questions like that ... the teachers must just be trying to mess with our minds.

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Raph1966 [2007-05-28 04:22:10 +0000 UTC]

Kid, I hate to say this, but this is how voting ballets (national and local) are worded now. At least this art has OPTIONS...in the voting booth, they word things to say one thing and mean another, to trap you into voting for what you didn't want. Devious. I stay outta that stuff. I could end up voting in a nuclear waste dump in my back yard. LOL

BYW, LOVE this thing. Faving it.

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E-Do-Ja [2007-05-27 05:49:19 +0000 UTC]

There was this problem that my teacher gave where you had to figure out how much money was given to the school for selling the choir CDs and how much money did our choir teacher get to spend on neckties. O.o
And the answer was:
*insert # here* for the school, and
NONE FOR THE TEACHER. Why? Because he gets NUTIN'. NADA.

Now how were we, 6th graders shut off from the world, supposed to know that!?

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LeitaKree [2007-05-26 21:45:40 +0000 UTC]

Ah. It's like one of those exams that has all of these stupid questions and at the bottom it just says "Do not answer any of these questions. Write your name on the top of the paper and turn it in.".

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sanriochica333 [2007-05-08 13:34:20 +0000 UTC]

are you done now? If yes yay. anyway I just wanted to tell you this is my bg and my brother said this was great and really funny

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KimchiCrusader In reply to sanriochica333 [2007-05-09 16:36:48 +0000 UTC]

Yes I sure am!! It feels great to be done with tests (for now)!

I'm honored that you chose this picture for a desktop and I'm glad yer bro found it funny!

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yasual [2007-05-08 02:42:33 +0000 UTC]

Oh man, I hate tests. Especially bio. LIke, I think easy questions are too easy and are supposed to be harder than they actually are, so like on questions that are like: What do the Electron Train...stuff do? And the options are: Move ATP somewhere. Move ADPM somewhere. Or move Electrons somwhere.... This was actually similar to the question on one of my tests. And instead of going for the given (Electrons) I went for the darn ATP answer. BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS A TRICK QUESTION!! I hate that test.

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SomeGirlNamedJhenne [2007-05-08 02:18:56 +0000 UTC]


How cruel^^

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The-Elemental-Dragon [2007-05-08 00:27:26 +0000 UTC]

Oh, the paradox.

They kill us with the questions!!!! My AP test sounds like it's going to be like that...

I'm scared....

Nice job, hilarious as usual.

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Kaede-chama [2007-05-06 04:37:46 +0000 UTC]

*agrees*

then there are the teachers that make joke answers. Once I had a test where the last answers on all the multiple choice questions were about the Muppet Show xD;; As in: "Which is a cause of the Great Depression? D: To much watching of the Muppet Show" xDDD;;

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KimchiCrusader In reply to Kaede-chama [2007-05-09 16:35:16 +0000 UTC]

I absolutely love it when teachers do that!! For one, it makes choosing the answer easier, and it also tells you a bit about the teacher. XD

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Kaede-chama In reply to KimchiCrusader [2007-05-09 21:38:17 +0000 UTC]

True, it's one other answer you're absolutely sure of! xD Though they can get distracting sometimes... xD;

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01mezuhanahime01 [2007-05-05 19:16:52 +0000 UTC]

I kno rite?I have this teacher who does
the same thing and then when he hands
it back to go over it,he always says
" I don't understand how u fail these test when I make them so easy"
frustrating,no?

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KimchiCrusader In reply to 01mezuhanahime01 [2007-05-09 16:19:41 +0000 UTC]

Indeed it is! Teachers should base themselves on the performance of the class....if everyone's failing, there might be a bit of a problem

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01mezuhanahime01 In reply to KimchiCrusader [2007-05-13 16:02:36 +0000 UTC]

actually that would be a big problem, but the shouldn't teach in a way that it seems like a only an expert on the subject can comprehend it. T_T they must enjoy watching students suffer.

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SkyportCafe [2007-05-05 13:46:56 +0000 UTC]


Genius!
I know how you feel.

In the last quiz for my chemistry class, the professor had "D: I'm going to fail this class" as an option.

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KimchiCrusader In reply to SkyportCafe [2007-05-09 16:16:29 +0000 UTC]

Oh man!! That's terrible--poor motivation for students!! XD

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SkyportCafe In reply to KimchiCrusader [2007-05-12 14:21:48 +0000 UTC]


It was a CPS quiz, where the whole class reads the answer from the projections screens and responds using a keypad. Everyone laughed when they read the option "D". After each question we got to see how many people got it right and wrong. Some person actually chose "D". At least you get 50% of the point, if you choose the wrong answer in a CPS quiz. So that kid still got his 50% for answering "D". Too bad they don't have that rule in real exams.

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Katlover-Aim [2007-05-05 05:29:06 +0000 UTC]

LOL, this is so true!

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peirrin [2007-05-05 01:49:17 +0000 UTC]

I always took the "five minutes of studying a day before" approach. If I studied too much, or too close to the test time, it screwed me up. Flying by the seat of the pants.
BTW, the answer to that question is eezzzzzy. It's a boot to the head of whoever puts something like that on a test.

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saraistarr [2007-05-05 01:21:27 +0000 UTC]

XD;;; Poor Kimchi. *comforting glomp*

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insanityblob [2007-05-05 01:15:10 +0000 UTC]

OMG! SO TRUE! Once, two years ago, my science teacher asked what the shape of his bald spot was, as an extra credit question. The whole class was like: WTF?!?! 0_o

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KimchiCrusader In reply to insanityblob [2007-05-09 16:25:24 +0000 UTC]

XDDD Still, that's pretty cool if a teacher is confident enough to point out their bald spot to the whole class!

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insanityblob In reply to KimchiCrusader [2007-05-09 23:22:12 +0000 UTC]

*lol* Yeah..

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Booter-Freak [2007-05-05 00:11:41 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW!!! Those sadistic bastards! How many years of my life have they prematurely killed with stressful questions like this?

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KimchiCrusader In reply to Booter-Freak [2007-05-09 16:33:31 +0000 UTC]

probably about 8 years, that's what it's tallying up to for me!

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ungelic [2007-05-04 23:57:07 +0000 UTC]

SO TRUE.

Me loves.

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sockaichan [2007-05-04 22:09:21 +0000 UTC]

OMG there as a question like that in the High School exit exams! (But with math) Very weird and tricky...

Well, hope you did good on your test ^^

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