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The entire house was silent until the theme song to Speed Racer rang loudly. I yawned & rolled over "Five more minutes..." The music persisted & I sat up "Mother fucker!" I slid out of bed & fished around the floor for my pants. I took out my phone & answered "Hello?" A rather angry voice shouted back "Where the fuck are you Kim?! I thought we were going to look at houses today?! What the fuck happened to that?!" Jack sat up groggily "Who is that?" He looked quite good in the morning "Marge. She's my friend." Jack nodded slowly & sat up "Oh yeah." Marge gasped "Is that a guy?! Who ARE you with?" I yawned "Jack." Marge calmed down a bit "Jack? Jack who?" I scratched my tummy "O'Lantern. He lives in the house at the top of the hill." Marge set something down "What hill?" I tilted my head "The one in the cemetery." Marge set something else down "Kim there is no house on that hill."

I sighed "Fine! Come up here & see it for yourself! Then you can meet Jack in person. & bring food!" Marge sighed "Fine! Then I'll show you there is no house!" I frowned "Fine! Bye!" I hung the phone up & fished around the floor for my panties. Jack rubbed his pumpkin head "What was that all about?" I stood up with my panties in my hand "Marge says this house doesn't exist. I told her to come see it for herself." Jack nodded slowly "What's she like?" I picked my jeans up "Shes nice. She does have a slight temper... Sometimes she acts like such a mother! But then again so do I. She's bringing food with her which is good cuz' I'm hungry." Jack put a hand to his stomach. His expression went from shock to joy "I-" He paused for a long time. Long enough for me to finish getting dressed & brush my hair... sort of. Finally Jack spoke "I'm hungry..."

At first I thought nothing of it. People get hungry all the time. Then it dawned on me. Jack doesn't eat "Your hungry!?" Jack nodded & stood up. He held me in a long embrace "I'm hungry! I missed food so much!" I blushed & held him back "I'm happy for you Jack. Please put some clothes on." Jack blushed & got dressed. My mind was a whirlwind of questions. Why can he eat? What made his heart start beating? Is this Grim's doing? How will Jack eat anyway? I heard something break outside "What the hell?" I sprinted to the door & opened it. Marge was standing there in shock. A glass container of milk had dropped to the floor & shattered. I waved "Hi. Come in." Marge just stood there so I pulled her inside along with her bags. I heard Jack fall in the back room "Are you alright?" Jack responded with a grumble "Yeah! Lost my balance!" I nodded & turned to Marge "This is Jack's house." Jack came out of the back room "Is Marge here?"

Marge gasped loudly & began to laugh "HAHAHA! Very funny Kim! You almost got me there with the mask!" I tilted my head "Mask?" Marge nodded & held her sides "On Jack! The pumpkin mask! Great costume!" Jack got a devious grin on his face "Catch!" Marge squeaked as Jack took off his head & tossed it to her. I held my breath until she caught it her arms. She frowned "What's wrong wit-" Her eyes went wide she she realized Jack had no head. She looked down into her arms. Jack was grinning at her "Boo!" Marge screamed & threw his head into the air. She jumped into the chair in front of the fireplace & hid. I ran & dived for Jack's head "Good lord! Are you trying to kill him?!" Jack mumbled something & I looked down at him. I had buried his face into my breasts. I blushed & sat him down in my lap "Sorry."

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The entire house was silent until the theme song to Speed Racer rang loudly. I yawned & rolled over "Five more minutes..." The music persisted & I sat up "Mother fucker!" I slid out of bed & fished around the floor for my pants. I took out my phone & answered "Hello?" A rather angry voice shouted back "Where the fuck are you Kim?! I thought we were going to look at houses today?! What the fuck happened to that?!" Jack sat up groggily "Who is that?" He looked quite good in the morning "Marge. She's my friend." Jack nodded slowly & sat up "Oh yeah." Marge gasped "Is that a guy?! Who ARE you with?" I yawned "Jack." Marge calmed down a bit "Jack? Jack who?" I scratched my tummy "O'Lantern. He lives in the house at the top of the hill." Marge set something down "What hill?" I tilted my head "The one in the cemetery." Marge set something else down "Kim there is no house on that hill."

I sighed "Fine! Come up here & see it for yourself! Then you can meet Jack in person. & bring food!" Marge sighed "Fine! Then I'll show you there is no house!" I frowned "Fine! Bye!" I hung the phone up & fished around the floor for my panties. Jack rubbed his pumpkin head "What was that all about?" I stood up with my panties in my hand "Marge says this house doesn't exist. I told her to come see it for herself." Jack nodded slowly "What's she like?" I picked my jeans up "Shes nice. She does have a slight temper... Sometimes she acts like such a mother! But then again so do I. She's bringing food with her which is good cuz' I'm hungry." Jack put a hand to his stomach. His expression went from shock to joy "I-" He paused for a long time. Long enough for me to finish getting dressed & brush my hair... sort of. Finally Jack spoke "I'm hungry..."

At first I thought nothing of it. People get hungry all the time. Then it dawned on me. Jack doesn't eat "Your hungry!?" Jack nodded & stood up. He held me in a long embrace "I'm hungry! I missed food so much!" I blushed & held him back "I'm happy for you Jack. Please put some clothes on." Jack blushed & got dressed. My mind was a whirlwind of questions. Why can he eat? What made his heart start beating? Is this Grim's doing? How will Jack eat anyway? I heard something break outside "What the hell?" I sprinted to the door & opened it. Marge was standing there in shock. A glass container of milk had dropped to the floor & shattered. I waved "Hi. Come in." Marge just stood there so I pulled her inside along with her bags. I heard Jack fall in the back room "Are you alright?" Jack responded with a grumble "Yeah! Lost my balance!" I nodded & turned to Marge "This is Jack's house." Jack came out of the back room "Is Marge here?"

Marge gasped loudly & began to laugh "HAHAHA! Very funny Kim! You almost got me there with the mask!" I tilted my head "Mask?" Marge nodded & held her sides "On Jack! The pumpkin mask! Great costume!" Jack got a devious grin on his face "Catch!" Marge squeaked as Jack took off his head & tossed it to her. I held my breath until she caught it her arms. She frowned "What's wrong wit-" Her eyes went wide she she realized Jack had no head. She looked down into her arms. Jack was grinning at her "Boo!" Marge screamed & threw his head into the air. She jumped into the chair in front of the fireplace & hid. I ran & dived for Jack's head "Good lord! Are you trying to kill him?!" Jack mumbled something & I looked down at him. I had buried his face into my breasts. I blushed & sat him down in my lap "Sorry."