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“So TJ just talk us through what will be happening today.” Louise asked.
“Well as you‘ve said Louise, I’m going to be sawing you in half.” TJ explained. “As voted for by your followers, you will be locked inside a cramped thin model sawing box. No secret compartments, neck & wrists bound at one end, ankles the other.”
“Wow & my followers asked that you use a handsaw to cut me in half.” Louise noted, looking over to see the handsaw on a nearby table. “ I guess that’s real too?”
“Oh very real & very sharp.” TJ informed reaching over to the table to grab the saw & a divider blade. “It will take a bit of effort & force on my part but it will saw your in half in no time, then after that I insert the blades into you.”
“Blades, why blades, wouldn’t the sawing be enough?” Louise questioned.
“Oh these need to go through the cut I made through your body.” TJ answered as he handed her the blade. “Just hold it by the handle, it’s very sharp. When I pull your body apart, these will go over the end of each boxed half of your body, to make sure your insides don’t spill out, trust me you’ll appreciate that.”
“Er yes I think I will.” Louse answered inspecting the blade. “Then what happens when I’m in two halves.”
“Well your followers voted that they don’t want me to put you back together.” TJ answered. “I’m in no rush to get the box back, so I guess I’ll be leaving you in two halves for your immediate social media updates.”