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Alex's Adventures of Robin Hood Part 10: The phony king of England.

Later on that afternoon Alex and the others had made it back to Sherwood Forest safe and sound with their new friends.

"Jack is everyone here?" asked Alex.

"I think so" said Jack as Isabelle run up to him and hugged him. "Jack!" a voice cried Jack turned to see who it was none other than his uncle who was relieved to see him.

"Your alive!" he said since he did not seen him since the tournament when the Giants arrived Just then Alex remembered something "Excuse me?" he said to Tree-Rex "yes" the Giant said
i don't mean to be rude but how did you get here asked Alex.

Tree-Rex explained that long ago him and the other giants lived in a world called skylands which was ruled by an evil empire of robots called the Arkyeans he and the other giants banded together and fought for the freedom of Skylands against the Arkeyans, who ruled with an iron fist. In a final battle against the Arkeyans, the Giants were shot to Earth as a form of sacrifice, where they've been transformed into rings ever since. "But it was foretold that one day, ten individuals who could wield us might reveal themselves." he finished.

"Of course this all makes sense now" Leonette said "the time bracelets brought us to this time period because of you and if Will Scarlet gave my husband the rings....

"Then Prince John must of know about the giants!" Gia finished.

"True my lady and if he were to use our power he would have become one of the most powerful tyrannts in history" Crusher said

"Man that guy burns me up" Hot-Head said getting mad

"Easy Hot-head we don't want ya burning down the forest. Thumpback said calming him down

Then Alex had an idea of how they can remove Prince John from the throne. "you know i think i have an idea for you guys" he said to Tree-Rex as he talked about his plan.

Later on that night, the stars were out the moon was full and fireflies were all around Sherwood Forest as Alex, Leonette, Vitaly, Gia, Robin and Marian were going on a romantic walk, as Marian was singing in the background.

Love

It seems like only yesterday

You were just a child at play

Now you're all grown up inside of me

Oh, how fast those moments flee

Once we watched a lazy world go by

Now the days seem to fly

Life is brief, but when it's gone

Love goes on and on.

Robin then placed an engagement ring on Marian's finger and a firefly landed on it making it seem like it was glowing and they both gazed deeply into each other's eyes.

Ooh, oh, oh, ooh

Ohhh, love will live

Ooh, ooh

Love will last

Love goes on and on and on

Robin and Marian followed by the cats were walking by a waterfall and Robin led Marian behind it to a secret passage way.

Once we watched a lazy world go by

Now the days seem to fly

Life is brief, but when it's gone

Love goes on and on

The secret passage way led to Robin's and Little John's camp.

"Oh Robin, what a beautiful night" Marian said leaning her head on robin's shoulder, "I wish it would never end." She sighed.

Suddenly as they were about to kiss…

"SURPIRSE!" Friar Tuck cheered with Marty and Stefano, "LONG LIVE ROBIN HOOD!"

"And long live Maid Marian." Stefano cheered.

"Bravo, bravo!" Marty cheered.

"And with our new allies the Giants we will soon bring Prince John's tyranny to an end Alex said proudly as the villagers of Nottingham cheered

Then Lady Kluck leaped from a tree and landed on a branch, "And down with the scurvy Prince John." She exclaimed

"Yeah!" Little John shouted as he began warming up his voice and then he began to sing while Alan played his guitar, while Jack was on trumpet, Elmont on drums, and Isabelle on bass guitar, while everyone danced around (The way they danced in the movie were just edited dance clips from movies like Snow White, Aristocats, and Jungle Book.)

Yeah!

Oh the world will

Sing of a English King

A thousand years from now

And not because

He passed some laws

Or had that lofty brow

While bonny good King Richard leads

The great Crusade he's on

We all have to slave away

For that good-for-nothing John

Incredible

As he is inept

Whenever the history books are kept

They'll call him

The phony King of England

"A pox on that phony King of England!" Friar Tuck sang.

A curtain then opened up and Tuck and Otto were doing a puppet show for the kids using lifelike dummies of Prince John and Sir Hiss which were really just a scarecrow and an old sock but hey use whatever's at hand.

He sits alone

On a giant throne

Pretending he's the king

A little tyke

Who is rather like

A puppet on a string

And he throws

An angry tantrum

If he cannot have his way

And then he calls from mum

While he's sucking his thumb

You see, he doesn't want to play

Too late to be known

As John the First

He's sure to be known

As John the Worst

A pox on that phony King of England.

"Lay that country on me babe." Little John said to Alan as he played some more riffs on his guitar.

"Come on Johnny!" Lady Kluck shouted as she began to dance with him. "Go laddie go! Whoo!" Klucky cheered as Little John danced with her so lively.

Everyone was having a blast, Robin danced with Marian, Alex danced with Gia, Vitaly danced with Leonette, Zuba danced with Florrie, while Alan and the rest of his band were jamming, while Little John sang some more.

While he taxes us to pieces

And he robs us of our lands

King Richard's wand keeps slipping out

Of his twisted hand

Ah, but while there is a merry man

In Robin's wily pack

We'll find a way

To make him pay

And steal our money back

A minute before

He knows we're there

Old Rob will

Snatch his underwear

Robin then donned the clothes the Prince John dummy was wearing and everyone laughed and cheered.

The breezy and uneasy

King of England

The sniveling groveling

Measly, weasely

Blabbering, jabbering

Gibbering, Jabbering

Plundering, plotting

Wheeling, dealing

Prince John

That phony King of England

Yeah!

They partied like that all night and the very next morning over at Prince John's castle the Sheriff and Sir Guy walked in singing the same song they were singing as he made his was to Sir hiss who was sitting at a desk counting the money.

"He throws an angry tantrum

If he cannot have his way

He calls for mum

And sucks his thumb

And doesn't want to play

Too late to be known

As John the First

He's sure to be known

As John the Worst"

"Heh, heh, how bout that eh Hiss?" the Sherriff said to Sir Hiss.

"Wow Sherrif that's P.J. to a "T". Hey let me give it a shot." He said as she cleared his throat and began singing in opera, "Hoo, hee, hoo. Too late to be known as John the First he's sure to be known as John the Worst--." Suddenly Prince John walked in and listened to the song. Sir Hiss changed it and trying to amend the situation. "The fabulous, marvelous, merciful, chiv--" he began but was cut off by Sir Guy.

"No you've got it all wrong Hiss. It's the sniveling, groveling, weasely." Sir Guy started but was caught by John and then he asked Hiss something that he knew anyway. "He's standing right behind us isn't he?" He asked to which Sir Hiss nodded fearfully.

"ENOUGH!" Prince John boomed, and threw a glass bottle of sparkling grape juice at the Sheriff and Sir Guy, but they managed to duck so the bottle hit the wall and broke and the juice poured on their heads.

"But sire, it's a big hit. The whole village is singing it." the Sheriff said trying to defend him and Sir Guy.

"Oh they are, are they?" John asked walking up to the Sheriff's face, "Well they'll be singing a new tune. Double the taxes! Triple all the taxes!" He shouted as he then squeezed Sir Hiss with his fists, "SQUEEZE every last drop out of those insolent, uh musical peasants." At musical peasants a sinister look grew on his face.

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Alex's Adventures of Robin Hood Part 10: The phony king of England.

Later on that afternoon Alex and the others had made it back to Sherwood Forest safe and sound with their new friends.

"Jack is everyone here?" asked Alex.

"I think so" said Jack as Isabelle run up to him and hugged him. "Jack!" a voice cried Jack turned to see who it was none other than his uncle who was relieved to see him.

"Your alive!" he said since he did not seen him since the tournament when the Giants arrived Just then Alex remembered something "Excuse me?" he said to Tree-Rex "yes" the Giant said
i don't mean to be rude but how did you get here asked Alex.

Tree-Rex explained that long ago him and the other giants lived in a world called skylands which was ruled by an evil empire of robots called the Arkyeans he and the other giants banded together and fought for the freedom of Skylands against the Arkeyans, who ruled with an iron fist. In a final battle against the Arkeyans, the Giants were shot to Earth as a form of sacrifice, where they've been transformed into rings ever since. "But it was foretold that one day, ten individuals who could wield us might reveal themselves." he finished.

"Of course this all makes sense now" Leonette said "the time bracelets brought us to this time period because of you and if Will Scarlet gave my husband the rings....

"Then Prince John must of know about the giants!" Gia finished.

"True my lady and if he were to use our power he would have become one of the most powerful tyrannts in history" Crusher said

"Man that guy burns me up" Hot-Head said getting mad

"Easy Hot-head we don't want ya burning down the forest. Thumpback said calming him down

Then Alex had an idea of how they can remove Prince John from the throne. "you know i think i have an idea for you guys" he said to Tree-Rex as he talked about his plan.

Later on that night, the stars were out the moon was full and fireflies were all around Sherwood Forest as Alex, Leonette, Vitaly, Gia, Robin and Marian were going on a romantic walk, as Marian was singing in the background.

Love

It seems like only yesterday

You were just a child at play

Now you're all grown up inside of me

Oh, how fast those moments flee

Once we watched a lazy world go by

Now the days seem to fly

Life is brief, but when it's gone

Love goes on and on.

Robin then placed an engagement ring on Marian's finger and a firefly landed on it making it seem like it was glowing and they both gazed deeply into each other's eyes.

Ooh, oh, oh, ooh

Ohhh, love will live

Ooh, ooh

Love will last

Love goes on and on and on

Robin and Marian followed by the cats were walking by a waterfall and Robin led Marian behind it to a secret passage way.

Once we watched a lazy world go by

Now the days seem to fly

Life is brief, but when it's gone

Love goes on and on

The secret passage way led to Robin's and Little John's camp.

"Oh Robin, what a beautiful night" Marian said leaning her head on robin's shoulder, "I wish it would never end." She sighed.

Suddenly as they were about to kiss…

"SURPIRSE!" Friar Tuck cheered with Marty and Stefano, "LONG LIVE ROBIN HOOD!"

"And long live Maid Marian." Stefano cheered.

"Bravo, bravo!" Marty cheered.

"And with our new allies the Giants we will soon bring Prince John's tyranny to an end Alex said proudly as the villagers of Nottingham cheered

Then Lady Kluck leaped from a tree and landed on a branch, "And down with the scurvy Prince John." She exclaimed

"Yeah!" Little John shouted as he began warming up his voice and then he began to sing while Alan played his guitar, while Jack was on trumpet, Elmont on drums, and Isabelle on bass guitar, while everyone danced around (The way they danced in the movie were just edited dance clips from movies like Snow White, Aristocats, and Jungle Book.)

Yeah!

Oh the world will

Sing of a English King

A thousand years from now

And not because

He passed some laws

Or had that lofty brow

While bonny good King Richard leads

The great Crusade he's on

We all have to slave away

For that good-for-nothing John

Incredible

As he is inept

Whenever the history books are kept

They'll call him

The phony King of England

"A pox on that phony King of England!" Friar Tuck sang.

A curtain then opened up and Tuck and Otto were doing a puppet show for the kids using lifelike dummies of Prince John and Sir Hiss which were really just a scarecrow and an old sock but hey use whatever's at hand.

He sits alone

On a giant throne

Pretending he's the king

A little tyke

Who is rather like

A puppet on a string

And he throws

An angry tantrum

If he cannot have his way

And then he calls from mum

While he's sucking his thumb

You see, he doesn't want to play

Too late to be known

As John the First

He's sure to be known

As John the Worst

A pox on that phony King of England.

"Lay that country on me babe." Little John said to Alan as he played some more riffs on his guitar.

"Come on Johnny!" Lady Kluck shouted as she began to dance with him. "Go laddie go! Whoo!" Klucky cheered as Little John danced with her so lively.

Everyone was having a blast, Robin danced with Marian, Alex danced with Gia, Vitaly danced with Leonette, Zuba danced with Florrie, while Alan and the rest of his band were jamming, while Little John sang some more.

While he taxes us to pieces

And he robs us of our lands

King Richard's wand keeps slipping out

Of his twisted hand

Ah, but while there is a merry man

In Robin's wily pack

We'll find a way

To make him pay

And steal our money back

A minute before

He knows we're there

Old Rob will

Snatch his underwear

Robin then donned the clothes the Prince John dummy was wearing and everyone laughed and cheered.

The breezy and uneasy

King of England

The sniveling groveling

Measly, weasely

Blabbering, jabbering

Gibbering, Jabbering

Plundering, plotting

Wheeling, dealing

Prince John

That phony King of England

Yeah!

They partied like that all night and the very next morning over at Prince John's castle the Sheriff and Sir Guy walked in singing the same song they were singing as he made his was to Sir hiss who was sitting at a desk counting the money.

"He throws an angry tantrum

If he cannot have his way

He calls for mum

And sucks his thumb

And doesn't want to play

Too late to be known

As John the First

He's sure to be known

As John the Worst"

"Heh, heh, how bout that eh Hiss?" the Sherriff said to Sir Hiss.

"Wow Sherrif that's P.J. to a "T". Hey let me give it a shot." He said as she cleared his throat and began singing in opera, "Hoo, hee, hoo. Too late to be known as John the First he's sure to be known as John the Worst--." Suddenly Prince John walked in and listened to the song. Sir Hiss changed it and trying to amend the situation. "The fabulous, marvelous, merciful, chiv--" he began but was cut off by Sir Guy.

"No you've got it all wrong Hiss. It's the sniveling, groveling, weasely." Sir Guy started but was caught by John and then he asked Hiss something that he knew anyway. "He's standing right behind us isn't he?" He asked to which Sir Hiss nodded fearfully.

"ENOUGH!" Prince John boomed, and threw a glass bottle of sparkling grape juice at the Sheriff and Sir Guy, but they managed to duck so the bottle hit the wall and broke and the juice poured on their heads.

"But sire, it's a big hit. The whole village is singing it." the Sheriff said trying to defend him and Sir Guy.

"Oh they are, are they?" John asked walking up to the Sheriff's face, "Well they'll be singing a new tune. Double the taxes! Triple all the taxes!" He shouted as he then squeezed Sir Hiss with his fists, "SQUEEZE every last drop out of those insolent, uh musical peasants." At musical peasants a sinister look grew on his face.