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kingofthedededes73 In reply to ??? [2011-11-23 02:50:52 +0000 UTC]
thank you, also for fav. i do appreciate it
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nicjomo [2011-11-20 06:05:16 +0000 UTC]
So, what you're saying is...I shouldn't take this lamp *takes lamp* and rub it to release the genie? *rubs the lamp*
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kingofthedededes73 In reply to nicjomo [2011-11-20 14:34:03 +0000 UTC]
pretty much
Shiinya: go away! i dont grant any stupid wishes!
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kingofthedededes73 In reply to nicjomo [2011-11-20 16:04:14 +0000 UTC]
Siinya: simple,i've been one for ages, but after a while it gets boring hearing the same crap all the time. so i only grant wishes if i know they'll hurt the wisher bad. i'm bad that way. plus humans are too greedy and stupid to believe in wishing to get what they want. like they cant get it themselves
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nicjomo In reply to kingofthedededes73 [2011-11-20 16:24:00 +0000 UTC]
Huh...very specific answer...so, then if you only grant wishes that you know can hurt the wisher, why bother telling me?
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kingofthedededes73 In reply to nicjomo [2011-11-20 16:29:31 +0000 UTC]
siinya: to makesure you wont wish for anything heh heh heh
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nicjomo In reply to kingofthedededes73 [2011-11-20 16:30:54 +0000 UTC]
Hm...I see...well, what if I wished something for you?
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nicjomo In reply to kingofthedededes73 [2011-11-20 16:36:11 +0000 UTC]
Are you sure, or is this a trick? will you twist this wish around if I grant it?
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nicjomo In reply to kingofthedededes73 [2011-11-20 16:42:15 +0000 UTC]
Ohhh...I see. Uh, well, it seems like your a genie who hates to grant wishes. And who likes to stay in her lamp a lot. True or no?
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kingofthedededes73 In reply to nicjomo [2011-11-20 16:48:19 +0000 UTC]
shiinya: well yes. i dont like to be disturbed
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nicjomo In reply to kingofthedededes73 [2011-11-20 16:49:48 +0000 UTC]
so, what you need is something that you can't be disturbed...where you can relax all the time...
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nicjomo In reply to kingofthedededes73 [2011-11-20 16:59:44 +0000 UTC]
Ok then, first, I wish you were at your dream vacation.
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kingofthedededes73 In reply to nicjomo [2011-11-20 17:03:59 +0000 UTC]
Shiinya:...
you know i've never had a true vacation before. other than the lamp. so i dont know where to go..
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nicjomo In reply to kingofthedededes73 [2011-11-20 17:05:01 +0000 UTC]
...please dont tell me I wasted a wish then...
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kingofthedededes73 In reply to nicjomo [2011-11-20 17:07:45 +0000 UTC]
Shiinya: hmmmm, usually i do give the law of 3 wishes. and since i dont grant em anyways most of the time....... i dont know
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nicjomo In reply to kingofthedededes73 [2011-11-20 17:09:01 +0000 UTC]
Well, techincally you didnt grant this wish...so...maybe?
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kingofthedededes73 In reply to nicjomo [2011-11-20 17:40:41 +0000 UTC]
shiinya: ok then, try again and we'll see what happens
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nicjomo In reply to kingofthedededes73 [2011-11-20 17:43:08 +0000 UTC]
Ok...well, would you like to go somewhere warm? I ask because I want to know what type of vacation you may like when I make the wish.
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nicjomo In reply to kingofthedededes73 [2011-11-20 17:56:09 +0000 UTC]
Alright then. I wish we were both on a quiet beach in Hawaii...trust me. You'll want you're quote un-quote master there, if you want this to work.
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nicjomo In reply to kingofthedededes73 [2011-11-20 18:24:18 +0000 UTC]
"Thats good!!! As you should...now, before you relax...I have another wish...I wish you had more money than the richest person alive!!! and it just kept getting larger and larger as time goes on."
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kingofthedededes73 In reply to nicjomo [2011-11-20 18:29:55 +0000 UTC]
Siinya: um, i really have no need for that stuff ya know. kinda not one for money!
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nicjomo In reply to kingofthedededes73 [2011-11-20 18:31:36 +0000 UTC]
Are you sure? I mean...what if someone were to free you? How would you live?
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kingofthedededes73 In reply to nicjomo [2011-11-20 18:38:22 +0000 UTC]
Shiinya: if i was free, i'd end up being mortal. and i seriously dont want that! cause the only good thing about a genie: i cannot be hurt and i got enternal life! mortality sucks
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nicjomo In reply to kingofthedededes73 [2011-11-20 18:40:22 +0000 UTC]
Ohhh...well...damn. That ruins that. You see, I was going to free you and have you spend an eternal vacation. That way you wouldn't have to worry about ever having anyone to tell you what to do again.
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kingofthedededes73 In reply to nicjomo [2011-11-20 18:52:41 +0000 UTC]
Shiinya: oh. no as long as i can find amusment in other's having backfired wishes, i am fine for the most part.
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nicjomo In reply to kingofthedededes73 [2011-11-20 19:48:20 +0000 UTC]
Well, alright. If you insist. Well, should I let you relax here for a bit, get your mind off things?
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kingofthedededes73 In reply to nicjomo [2011-11-20 20:04:50 +0000 UTC]
*shiinya materializes her legs and lays down too
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nicjomo In reply to kingofthedededes73 [2011-11-20 20:15:15 +0000 UTC]
*10 minutes of silence and sun...
Genie, I'm sure I must be disturbing your relaxation, but could I wish for more wishes? Mostly just to have more for the benefit of entertaining you with backfiring wishes.
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kingofthedededes73 In reply to nicjomo [2011-11-20 21:41:34 +0000 UTC]
shiinya: what!? not even i am allowed todo that, everyonemust get their fair share of my sass of wishes. anyways ya still got 2 left anyways
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nicjomo In reply to kingofthedededes73 [2011-11-20 21:43:35 +0000 UTC]
Well, ok. Seeing as you don't want money or freedom...hmmm...whats an example of a backfired wish?
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kingofthedededes73 In reply to nicjomo [2011-11-20 21:49:51 +0000 UTC]
Shiinya: well say you wanna control the weather, it backfires by hitting you with lightning. or say you want someone to fall for you, well they'll become obsessive and psycho for you. and if any of it have to do with me doing something bad, trust me,you dont want that to happen
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nicjomo In reply to kingofthedededes73 [2011-11-20 21:51:21 +0000 UTC]
So, what if I wished you had a bigger rack? would that backfire on me, maybe give u a chuckle? just out of curiosity.
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kingofthedededes73 In reply to nicjomo [2011-11-20 21:57:06 +0000 UTC]
Shiinya: now that can have 2 effects: 1 i could change you to a girl and give you one that's way too big,enough to squish you under the wieght, or i could just go with that wish, and you'll find out why you'd want my bust at this reqular size [which at normal is like a D], and trust me, I dont have a normal bust under this top.
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nicjomo In reply to kingofthedededes73 [2011-11-20 21:59:35 +0000 UTC]
Well, I can see that. You're almost popping out. Hmmm...
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kingofthedededes73 In reply to nicjomo [2011-11-20 22:01:48 +0000 UTC]
Shiinya: -.- dont get any ideas, that wish willl risk your life you know
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nicjomo In reply to kingofthedededes73 [2011-11-20 22:02:39 +0000 UTC]
wait, which wish? Having your own breast grow larger?
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kingofthedededes73 In reply to nicjomo [2011-11-20 22:12:14 +0000 UTC]
Shiinya: yes that one, dont do it unless you want something bad to happen
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nicjomo In reply to kingofthedededes73 [2011-11-20 22:14:21 +0000 UTC]
Oh, I wasn't thinking about that one. Unless...Hmmmm...nah. I'll be good, and not make any alterations to you.
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