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KippyTheGreat — i suck at masturbation

Published: 2010-03-04 01:45:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 12195; Favourites: 42; Downloads: 0
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Description Hmm..........indeed...

What would you do if you sucked at your own penis?
I wouldn't know. I have a vagina.
Those are two very different reproductive organs.

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Comments: 25

HasuSama [2018-01-21 22:27:27 +0000 UTC]

Welp, in my lesbian head, this seams to be a good thing

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CedarWoods [2015-02-14 06:13:20 +0000 UTC]

I wonder if contortionists are better masturbators?

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rd19892012 [2013-07-06 21:28:50 +0000 UTC]

do you know how many guys would love it if their gf "helped them?"

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Bowler377 [2011-10-05 04:02:02 +0000 UTC]

All this teen needs is a computer, a way to feel comfortable, and know to rub himself fast, while starting slow and speeding up. He also needs to locate the most easily stimulated sections. Perhaps an online or personal demonstration from a trusted guy would help.

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TheWhiteJesus [2011-08-19 18:06:19 +0000 UTC]

aww but they come together so well

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Piniks [2011-03-06 03:18:45 +0000 UTC]

I'm not sure how many guys are even flexible enough to answer that question...

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jessehopper In reply to Piniks [2011-06-04 15:21:04 +0000 UTC]

i is flexable lol not that flexible though

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Destro7000 [2010-07-20 21:33:12 +0000 UTC]

lol and and she isn't helping him out...whyyy?

I assume she's not a girlfriend or wife or anything?

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KippyTheGreat In reply to Destro7000 [2010-07-21 18:52:11 +0000 UTC]

They're dating, but Jamie has important magazine reading to do

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kagstar [2010-03-14 13:27:01 +0000 UTC]

It's impossible for guys, unless they're VERY VERY VERY flexible O.o It's like stucking your elbow. LOL stop masticating your wenis.
Apparently Prince had some of his spine removed so he could give himself head O.O So yeah, Derek could always do that XD

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KippyTheGreat In reply to kagstar [2010-03-14 16:33:17 +0000 UTC]

rofl yeah it'd be really painful to go down on yourself |D
But masturbation is what you do with your hands. I know this because I have the book of puberty

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kagstar In reply to KippyTheGreat [2010-03-15 00:27:26 +0000 UTC]

ORLY miss smarty pants XD

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Crow1992 [2010-03-09 00:29:17 +0000 UTC]

damn,why can't people just have 2 genders at once...like hyenas and their pseudo penises
Poor dude

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KippyTheGreat In reply to Crow1992 [2010-03-09 01:06:05 +0000 UTC]

YES! all i want is to sprout a penis one day! is that too much to ask?

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Isawanewworldtoday [2010-03-04 23:17:56 +0000 UTC]

for guys... it take years and years of intense training to master the art of masterbation!!

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KippyTheGreat In reply to Isawanewworldtoday [2010-03-05 01:04:51 +0000 UTC]

there should be a manual O:

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Isawanewworldtoday In reply to KippyTheGreat [2010-03-05 01:54:40 +0000 UTC]

your right!! well, I want to be a writer, so maybe that should be the first book I get published!!

thanks for inspiring me

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KippyTheGreat In reply to Isawanewworldtoday [2010-03-05 22:01:15 +0000 UTC]

No problem. It's what I do

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Isawanewworldtoday In reply to KippyTheGreat [2010-03-05 22:02:22 +0000 UTC]

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Comicunsai [2010-03-04 02:07:01 +0000 UTC]

lololol wtf?? xD

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KippyTheGreat In reply to Comicunsai [2010-03-05 01:03:58 +0000 UTC]

And you'd be surprised to know that my favorite part out of all this is the bathroom.

Look at that delicious shower

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Comicunsai In reply to KippyTheGreat [2010-03-05 01:42:40 +0000 UTC]

lolololol ok
Ur veeeery crazy xD

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dannyphantomfan4life [2010-03-04 01:59:49 +0000 UTC]

I know lol I wonder how that would feel if someone did that to themselves but thus we are females for this question would never be answered Looolzz.

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KippyTheGreat In reply to dannyphantomfan4life [2010-03-05 01:02:47 +0000 UTC]

I think it'd be fun to be one of those animals that can switch their genders. Like...just be like...I'm tired of being a woman. LET'S BE A MAN NOW.

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dannyphantomfan4life In reply to KippyTheGreat [2010-03-06 03:06:04 +0000 UTC]

I know right!! I'm tired of periods and cramping D:

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