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Who's this axe-wielding sass-broad?

>Enter Name.

Your name is HERZLOS GEIST and you are CONSIDERABLY SHORT IN STATURE.

You can't seem to remember who you entered the game with or even where they are. Nobody has contacted you in QUITE SOME TIME and your Chumroll is empty. Seriously, how did you even get yourself into this mess? You are ENTIRELY USELESS.

While being ENTIRELY USELESS, you also manage to be COMPLETELY DETACHED from PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING. Wow, you suck. No wonder everyone abandoned you. Look, the SOLDIER OF FLESH is even trapped in the LAND OF NEON AND STARLIGHT. Things are very bright here and you hate it, or at least you would hate it if you weren't busy being COMPLETELY DETACHED.

How are you not dead yet? Your session is so messed up. You are so messed up. Go away.

Your chumHandle is pocketNeurotic and your tttyping immmitates your nnnatural ssstutter.

Age: 21.
Text Color: Grey (#828282)
Typing Style: Rrrepeats her ccconsonants quite a lllot. Uses proppper spelling and pppunctuation. USES CCCAPS LOCK WHEN ENTTTIRELY FFFRUSTRATED OR MMMERELY FOR THE HELL OF IT.
Shirt Symbol: Ceres.
Strife Specibi: axekind (LOL GET IT GET IT)
Fetch Modus: Unknown

OH GOD IS THAT A NON-TROLL FAN-THING? JEGUS, GET IN THE CAR.

This is stupid.

I did this entirely for fun. I don't plan to actually roleplay myself as if I were in SBURB.

Homestuck / MS Paint Adventures belong to Andrew Hussie.
I belong to myself and whatnot.

Description
Who's this axe-wielding sass-broad?

>Enter Name.

Your name is HERZLOS GEIST and you are CONSIDERABLY SHORT IN STATURE.

You can't seem to remember who you entered the game with or even where they are. Nobody has contacted you in QUITE SOME TIME and your Chumroll is empty. Seriously, how did you even get yourself into this mess? You are ENTIRELY USELESS.

While being ENTIRELY USELESS, you also manage to be COMPLETELY DETACHED from PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING. Wow, you suck. No wonder everyone abandoned you. Look, the SOLDIER OF FLESH is even trapped in the LAND OF NEON AND STARLIGHT. Things are very bright here and you hate it, or at least you would hate it if you weren't busy being COMPLETELY DETACHED.

How are you not dead yet? Your session is so messed up. You are so messed up. Go away.

Your chumHandle is pocketNeurotic and your tttyping immmitates your nnnatural ssstutter.

Age: 21.
Text Color: Grey (#828282)
Typing Style: Rrrepeats her ccconsonants quite a lllot. Uses proppper spelling and pppunctuation. USES CCCAPS LOCK WHEN ENTTTIRELY FFFRUSTRATED OR MMMERELY FOR THE HELL OF IT.
Shirt Symbol: Ceres.
Strife Specibi: axekind (LOL GET IT GET IT)
Fetch Modus: Unknown

OH GOD IS THAT A NON-TROLL FAN-THING? JEGUS, GET IN THE CAR.

This is stupid.

I did this entirely for fun. I don't plan to actually roleplay myself as if I were in SBURB.

Homestuck / MS Paint Adventures belong to Andrew Hussie.
I belong to myself and whatnot.