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Kittymimi200 β APH-America's Pickup lines
Published: 2010-03-06 01:23:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 24570; Favourites: 928; Downloads: 0
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Alfred just needs to be more direct, is all.But seriously, I-am-so-going-to-kick-myself-for-this-later.
I don't even now what kind of stuff goes through my head at 2 in the morning. Sorry if a part of your innocence has just sputtered and died OTL. That's a part you'll never get back. *kolkolkol* Oh I'm evil...I...
*ahem* sorry...ILU
EDIT: The lovely did a dub of this!
PLEASE CHECK IT OUT! >>> [link] EDIT: The wonderful did a dub of this as well!! PLEASE TAKE A LOOK!!>>>[link]
EDIT: Oh my goodness, the lovely Wakenehsiio did a dub too, PLEASE CHECK IT OUT!!! >>> [link]
thank you!!
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Alfred and Matthew from Hetalia belongs to the creator.
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Canada : no you can kiss my maple leaf * leaves*
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:Facedesk and rolls away liek a sausage: THIS... IS FUNNY BUT IT IS TERRIBLE. I KINDA LIKED AMERICA UNTIL NOW. XDDDDDD
(nah, I still like him, but I'll be helping him with his pick-up lines o3o)
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You forgot one xD 'do you know why disneyland is down in Florida?.... Because thats where dreams come true' xD
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XD not a good pick up line but it's a good joke
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If DeviantArt had a like button for comments....
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You have no idea how funny that is. XDΒ
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Hahah! Thank you! But it was actually my sister who told it to me. ( my sister: ) I don't know if she came up with it or if it was someone else ^^ I just thought I would share itΒ Β
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Yeah~ I was sadly not the mastermind Β XD
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LOL!!! I have to remember that one for..'future references'....ahhahhaΒ
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WHY ALWAYS FLORIDA?Β WHY NOT TEXAS OR SOMETHING?
WHY MUST IT ALWAYS BE MY STATE THAT IS USED IN GAY AMERICA PUNS?!
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Have you ever looked at a US map
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Texas is his glasses. I'm in his glasses. Which now sounds REALLY weird..Β
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At least being in his glasses isn't as bad as being in his...
you know..
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I go there every year. Β I still think it's a nice state. Β But yeah, I admit that would be awkward....
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Yo right. But I'd be ticked off if i had to see tiny people on my glasses..
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Because Texas is too... unpredictable? Hot? I DUNNO!
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b.because of it's shape?Β
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OMFBBQ I love this
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
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thanksssasifashiasidahsdia c:
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Kittymimi-san is it okay if I can use some of your lines for my fanfic? I promise I'll give full credit of the lines to you... Pretty please?
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Of course, I'd be flattered c: If you send me a link I'd love to check it out~
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I haven't uploaded the chapter where I'm using it but... Here's the fanfic! [link] tell me if you like it
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aaaah USCAN!
I think it's really cute
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Awwww thanks! The story's going to be over soon
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AW ;u; I hope you keep writing after this!
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Oh you've finished it? Until chapter 7?
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Two things- One, Canada is always on top, go look at a map!
Second, I just died laughing. Wonderful job!
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hahha what can i say, geography ships CANxUSA ;D
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i've seen enough hentai to know where this might go..... Well i've had enough internet for today -poker face-
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This is how we know he wasn't ruled by France. That or the "Ability to pick up men" gene skips generations XD Lol, Direct would be better.
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I think francis hogged all the sexy xD
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Pretty much XD Or at least he's the only one with any sense in that situation
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