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kjmarch — America's No. 1 Threat
Published: 2008-07-06 18:51:46 +0000 UTC; Views: 1586; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 32
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Beware all Americans, they are out there. In our public schools, bus stops, fast food restaurants, and airports. Zombies. They pose the biggest threats to U.S. citizens across the states. Responsible for more than 1,000 deaths a year, the zombie epidemic is problem we need to solve.Related content
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America's #1 threat are zombie movies. Hell I have watched the 1st two Resident Evil movies so many times on tv I can quote them word for word.
saber4734
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Zombies? I always thought it was clowns... boy, was I wrong... lol
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Clowns are also up there on the list, be extra careful with the zombified clowns. They're the worst!
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ah but theres is still the emo threat?
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Sadly yes, those poor misguided souls. They are quite fashionable though
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UH-HUUUHHH!!!!!!! I've seen them, roaming around here and there here in Colorado, and My sister is currently lead an extermination force to . . . . . . . . . well exterminate them before they infect the whole state
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Lawlz Sorry i couldn't resist
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If you see your classmates appearing to doze off in class, having droopy eyes, or simply moaning or grunting in response to events that should illicit speech, be wary. They may have been affected by the zombie plague. If you suspect this has occurred, bring it to the attention to president Mackey or president Lee IMMEDIATELY!
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Yeah, we got this one covered
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Yes! Zombies! They must be stopped or be trained to participate in the Olympic games.
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Zombie olympics would be awesome! The one legged sprint, the severed arm toss, and the brain eating contest! Just to name a few
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Yes, we must destroy the threat to society. Down with the zombies!
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Dude Ithis is the greatest Zombie thing I have ever seen! instant fav! We need to send this across America.
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Thanks! Me must inform the masses
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dude can ya make this a bumpersticker? I would so get it for my car when I get one!
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No, sir, I'm sorry.
America's #1 Threat is Republican Zombies.
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