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Published: 2010-08-27 05:02:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 2239; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 17
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Description As much as I like my old pixel ID, I realized that I've had it as my deviantART ID for something like THREE YEARS. So maybe, JUST MAYBE, it's time for a new ID.

So now we have a much more sophisticated and artistic self portrait. Everybody knows that hats mean you are fancy. A towering pillar of hats makes you extra fancy.

True Story: When I was a toddler I would wear every hat I could find at once. Things...things haven't changed much in 20+ years it seems.
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TCATL-Pythonking [2014-03-19 13:23:35 +0000 UTC]

The girl genius fandom bets they can wear more hatsΒ 

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Shiyiya [2010-10-06 20:54:33 +0000 UTC]

....now I'm just thinking of you as the man in the banana-yellow suit from Abarat. I think that's even the right number of hats, though I'd have to check to see if I'm remembering right.

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sfemonster [2010-09-07 23:21:49 +0000 UTC]

The best hat on the pile is the Bass Pro hat. NO CONTEST.

Wait, no, maybe the furry trapper hat is best.

Dammit, every hat is the best hat, okay. That's just the way she goes, boys. WAY SHE GOES.

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korybing In reply to sfemonster [2010-09-07 23:42:07 +0000 UTC]

All hats are best hats. The world needs more hats.

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Sparkus-Clark [2010-08-28 19:56:21 +0000 UTC]

With this ID, you have become the Queen of Jaggermonsters! [link]
Congrats,

-SC

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SalenStormwing [2010-08-28 13:20:46 +0000 UTC]

You should model hats for TF2 characters. You have the Tower of Nobel Hats look down perfectly.

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MadGeneticist [2010-08-28 10:45:50 +0000 UTC]

The sheer elegance...the dignity exuding from every additional hat...


I tip my lonely hat to your superior hat-hive. It appears I have much to learn before achieving such a level of sophistication. Teach me, O hat-master! OTL

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Vinzul [2010-08-28 00:15:44 +0000 UTC]

This somehow reminds me of Dobby.

I like it.

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SheTheTDE [2010-08-27 23:06:37 +0000 UTC]

The leaning tower of hats isnt fancy!

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FreekKittin [2010-08-27 17:01:42 +0000 UTC]

You need a monocle.

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korybing In reply to FreekKittin [2010-08-27 23:25:20 +0000 UTC]

A monocle over my glasses yes.

Or perhaps behind my glasses.

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FreekKittin In reply to korybing [2010-08-28 04:19:19 +0000 UTC]

Or two monocles instead of glasses!

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korybing In reply to FreekKittin [2010-08-28 04:54:46 +0000 UTC]

Two monocles UNDER the glasses.

And a stiletto cigarette holder.

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FreekKittin In reply to korybing [2010-08-28 22:21:31 +0000 UTC]

That, madam, is Classy, with a capital "C" even.

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DragonTigar [2010-08-27 16:33:27 +0000 UTC]

pffffffffft lol thats some id and some things never change no matter how hard you try i'm still as insane as i was when i was young screwy ain't it

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Kaerbu [2010-08-27 15:31:35 +0000 UTC]

And here I was thinking the tower of hats was a TF2 thing, but it seems you have been extra fancy since toddlerhood. I applaud you.

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korybing In reply to Kaerbu [2010-08-27 23:27:40 +0000 UTC]

The amount of ridiculous hats (and towers of hats) in TF2 is one of the reasons I like the game, for what are now obvious reasons.

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DimeSpin [2010-08-27 14:03:19 +0000 UTC]

I love how you've got this serious "illustration of writer to go with article about very cerebral topic" look but with a towering pile of hats on your head.

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korybing In reply to DimeSpin [2010-08-27 23:26:58 +0000 UTC]

Yesss thank you the "this looks like a serious thing waaaait a second this is in fact ridiculous" look was what I was going for, hah hah.

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Wildlebendes [2010-08-27 10:36:48 +0000 UTC]

Hehe; I did the same thing with the hats. Drives the mother folks nuts doesn't it.

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KaiDrawn [2010-08-27 08:32:34 +0000 UTC]

Obviously you were the best toddler.

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Sheana [2010-08-27 06:57:58 +0000 UTC]

I've already been beat to being Poor & Irish and remembering Caps For Sale from my youth. Saddest Heavy in all of Dustbowl. :C

Bawwww I really am poor and Irish, I don't have nothin' more than a felt cowboy hat and some weird old bucket thing to my name, neither of which are all that great or wardrobe-matching. Some day. SOME DAY. Hahahaha this ID. LOOKIN' CLASSY THERE MAN. I was the cooler toddler though, I put yellow rubber gloves on my feet and pretended I was Donald Duck. I WIN.

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korybing In reply to Sheana [2010-08-27 12:22:54 +0000 UTC]

Because it is a contest AMIRITE?

Most of these hats were either clearance Target buys or thrift/vintage store finds, actually, so even though I am pretty poor and keep forgetting to wear them outside of the house I luckily didn't drop too much cash on the lot. Except for the cowboy hat. I bought that sumbitch new. Y'jes gotta be fancy sometimes.

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Sheana In reply to korybing [2010-08-27 16:52:39 +0000 UTC]

IT IS ALWAYS A CONTEST.

One of these days I'll find me some good hats. It also does not help that I have one of those BIG FAT IRISH heads to try and fit hats on.

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Bilious [2010-08-27 06:05:05 +0000 UTC]

SO MANY HATS. Far too fancy for me. u_u

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In-Tays-Head [2010-08-27 05:48:28 +0000 UTC]

Sadly I am poor and Irish and have no hats.

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0ArmoredSoul0 [2010-08-27 05:19:06 +0000 UTC]

Towering Pillar of Hats.
:3
I need to upload my picture of myself and my friend putting on every hat we had in my house when we were bored. Something like 16 hats at once balanced on our heads. Made a competition to see who could balance the tower the longest.
XD

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Anavar [2010-08-27 05:17:41 +0000 UTC]

Nice hat. 8D

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Grace-Dupre [2010-08-27 05:15:35 +0000 UTC]

Hehe, I love it.

Did you read the book "Caps For Sale" when you were little, by any chance?

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korybing In reply to Grace-Dupre [2010-08-27 05:18:44 +0000 UTC]

Man I didn't! That seems like a book I should have owned when I was wee, though.

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