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Published: 2013-07-29 19:09:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 4767; Favourites: 173; Downloads: 89
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Description "Git yer carpssses and partsssies heeeere! Tew fer wan t'day ooonly, m'deeear!"

This old harpy of an entity will charge you an arm and a leg if you're not careful, but she's got what you need. Max Gon had talked to me about his ideas and mentioned necro-beings that sold dead bodies to elementals and the like. I liked the idea of a travelling corpse/body part dealer.

Copyright 2013 Kory Lynn Hubbell
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Comments: 19

IsaiasSantillan [2015-12-09 17:57:19 +0000 UTC]

I have the Substrata book and saw this in there. Dope

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jackaction [2015-02-19 17:37:01 +0000 UTC]

Stunning

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LokiDoesArt [2014-04-16 00:22:22 +0000 UTC]

I must admit. I have never seen anything quite like this. Though it's pretty grim, I dig the vibes coming from the drawing. Man, that colour scheme's amazing. It really adds flavour to the drawing.

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Koryface In reply to LokiDoesArt [2014-04-21 06:03:04 +0000 UTC]

Hey, thanks! 

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katyillustrates [2014-03-09 23:07:13 +0000 UTC]

I love this I hope it's ok but I printed this out and put it on my inspiration wall

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Niekard [2013-07-30 16:38:30 +0000 UTC]

Nevermind, just saw the bewbs, LOL.

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Koryface In reply to Niekard [2013-08-01 05:20:58 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, I think the gore isn't really worth the rating, but her gross boobs were out.

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Niekard In reply to Koryface [2013-08-01 12:25:48 +0000 UTC]

That is the best response ever, HAHAH. Gross boobs. XD

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Koryface In reply to Niekard [2013-08-05 05:05:58 +0000 UTC]

Saggy :S

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Niekard In reply to Koryface [2013-08-05 08:56:53 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, oh I like you. :V

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Niekard [2013-07-30 16:38:08 +0000 UTC]

I assume you meant to give this the gore rating and not the nudity rating, funny though. I suppose the skeletons aren't wearing much... haha. Love this peice. ♥

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PaulReinwand [2013-07-29 23:56:42 +0000 UTC]

Gives me a Paul Richards vibe in the best way possible. Whether that's from your time at 343 or not, either way, really superb.

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Koryface In reply to PaulReinwand [2013-08-01 05:20:22 +0000 UTC]

That's good, since it's for his book, haha. Thanks!

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PaulReinwand In reply to Koryface [2013-08-01 05:46:15 +0000 UTC]

Saw it as a thumb from his most recent weekly round up a few days, doh!

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KlokwerkSolja [2013-07-29 22:06:48 +0000 UTC]

Funny thing; I was thinking about this the other day when I was reading The Shadow Isles lore of League of Legends by Riot.

I was wondering how you would have an undead society which isn't just a war machine for fighting, but actually exists like ours, to grow and prod the universe to find out how it operates. Obviously such a society would need trades people but the furthest I got with idle speculation was human farmers who breed people like cattle, or possibly pigs, so they can feed vampires or sapient zombies [like WoW's Forsaken], and breed more undead of course as undead are born of mortals but cannot procreate by sharing and incubating DNA inside one of them.

A Corpse Haggler would be a quite appropriate career, and perhaps a mirror parallel to a forager or sea comber.

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Koryface In reply to KlokwerkSolja [2013-08-01 05:22:19 +0000 UTC]

Interesting!  I have no idea how she'd fit in really, but I'm guessing she just finds or buys them as she goes. I like the farming idea though.

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KlokwerkSolja In reply to Koryface [2013-08-01 09:53:50 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, it's what I do.

- kogwerksweb.co.uk/bestiary
- kogwerksweb.co.uk/lore

Well, there's grave robbing, more the occupation of Ghouls though, or battlefield looting, or as I said, forager or sea comber.

She just has to wander the places where adventurers die but which are of no threat to her. A kind of bait and lure arrangement could be set up [like crab farming] where some treasure [or apparent treasure] is placed somewhere, rumors are spread, but when the adventurer arrives they find a monster or trap waiting for them, and then in a business like way the Haggler collects the body or puts the pray out of it's misery [imagine being caught in a trap and then hearing someone coming only to see her with a silver knife and a backpack of corpses].

If you're into horror certainly farming is a good idea. One pen for stupid cattle, and a maisonette for those destined to ascend to the ranks of the eternal, taught in the ways of self-worth for the unliving, necromagic, and disdain for mortals. Prehaps one of the final trials for the applicants is to get close to a group of mortals and feed information back to the undead, or commit mass murder but take no joy in death or pleasure in suffering as the living are an abomination.

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DoefCrew [2013-07-29 19:16:08 +0000 UTC]

Verry Nice!

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Koryface In reply to DoefCrew [2013-08-01 05:22:26 +0000 UTC]

Thanks!

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