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Published: 2015-07-04 16:49:19 +0000 UTC; Views: 1557; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 2
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(UPDATED 31/1/2021 OLD & OUTDATED)


THE seqeul we have being waiting for years and it was a huge total disepointment.


Before i will say anything ,3 things i need to say :

1)I will not going to comparing Jurassic World with Jurassic Park lost world and 3 (because they s*cks and there no point to talk about them),only to the original.

2)If have not see Jurassic World yet (which maybe all of you did) watch it because this review will have A LOT OF SPOILERS.

3)I will not talk about not even a little for the CGI (Because there not point to talk about it)

Now with the review!!!!

First let's talk about the few good things i like and they did right :

1)Chris Pratt : He's was the only main character i like very much and care more (because the rest of them was boring or stupid or unlikeable or annoying or there no point to be here or all the above) {and let's be honest most of you will see this movie because Chris is in this film}

2)NEW DINOSAURS : Finally we see new dinosaurs we don't even know. (NO Indominus Rex is mutant dinosaur)

3)The Last 10 MINS!!!!! : One thing i will agree with the nostalgia critic review of Jurassic World was the last 10 mins with T-REX ,RAPTORS AND INDOMINUS REX BATTLE was awesome!!!!!

Now let's talk about the BAD and........oh boy when to i even begin?

1)MUTANT DINOSAUR??????? : It was bad enough to give live 2 (3 spinosaur) of the most dangerous predators t-rex and raptors, NOW YOU GOING TO MAKE A DINOSAUR  THAT IS EVEN MORE DANGEROUS JUST TO BRING BACK ATTENTION?WTF?

{ (that really piss me off the most)  (was the moral of the original never f*ck up with nature?)  [HOW stupid the people are to make something like this? and why nobody warning the rest of the others and say : HEY listen everyone we are going to make a very dangerous mutant dinosaur RUN FOR YOUR LIFES or SOMEBODY CALL THE POLICE OR THE GOVERMENT TO STOP THE SCIENTISTS TO MAKE A VERY DANGEROUS DINOSAUR!!!!!] }

2)The Rest Characters : Claire is a STUPID BITCH , Gray & Zach are so Boring (what the hell was the point of them?) , Hoskins cliche,annoying and stupid villain (i agree with the nostalgia critic) & Masrani no point of him to be in the film

3)HOW HARD IS TO KILL A DINOSAUR ??? : Seriously how nobody see that?They have well train soldiers ,military weapons,technology  ,helicopter (i don't know how many of them are) with minigun and F*CKING ROCKET LAUNCHERS and they can not kill Indominus Rex???and all of them DIE??? and they have to use raptors to kill the Indominus Rex ??? THAT IS BULLSH*T. (Indominus Rex is a stupid animal for f*ck sakes)

4)RAPTOR TRAINING : Look a like chris ,but the realationship with raptors i find it reall,really,REALLY STUPID!!! (dangerous predator becaume friends and pets?Seriously?)

5)IS THE SAME FILM : Not only is the same film as the original but it is way stupid.

6)THE ENDING : What the hell was up with the ending when t-rex roar ? the ending makes no sense , i mean seriously what happen? (did the park close?,the rest of the people in the park get out in one piece?did they arrest the morons who made a dinosaur that nobody ask for?)

7)IS SO BORING!!! : For most of this film i find nothing something really cool (expect the battle in the last 10 mins) and i was falling a sleep


this film was a huge disepointment and can believe so many people say is good, is not.

i give it 4/10

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Comments: 7

The-Autistic-Artist [2020-07-03 14:40:47 +0000 UTC]

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kouliousis In reply to The-Autistic-Artist [2020-07-04 19:43:36 +0000 UTC]

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The-Autistic-Artist In reply to kouliousis [2020-07-04 20:39:47 +0000 UTC]

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NTSEFAN [2016-11-17 05:31:12 +0000 UTC]

Dude your reasons on hating this movie are so poor. I think the movie was awesome. If there was a movie that deserves hate, it's Noah.

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kouliousis In reply to NTSEFAN [2016-11-17 10:27:55 +0000 UTC]

1) Those was my old quick first thoughts on the movie
2) Noah deserve as much as hate as this movie

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NTSEFAN In reply to kouliousis [2016-11-17 17:33:00 +0000 UTC]

1) That explains the amounts of grammar issues. Sure the movie's not perfect, but still.   
2) I walked into that movie theater hoping ot would be good. I was wrong. What was going to be good turned into shit later on. It makes the 2014 TMNT movie look like a masterpiece in comparison.

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Macoraprime [2016-01-13 00:13:07 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry but, I have to disagreee with you on this. The movie gave me the best movie exprerience I've ever had

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