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Trappedjesus475 [2019-10-22 14:07:57 +0000 UTC]
Ok I kinda got this idea for something funny by watching a video on George Washington memes on Youtube and I just had to write it down before I forgot. I hope you can bear with me and not find this too offensive (which it shouldn't be at all but you never know.) You do however have every right to find it stupid. Hope you enjoy!
1st Panel
Reimei holds his violin in front of a large audience waiting to show of his genius with the instrument.
Reimei: Now here's Bohemian Rhaspody by Queen.
2nd Panel
Reimei is once again in front of a large audience of people, waiting to see him slash his wooden sword at a someone that may or may not have been paid to not fight back. As he prepares the girl he likes stares on with supposed admiration. It makes his body feel warm inside.
Reimei: (Ahh yess, I knew having a big sword would make her like me! Ladies always love the big swords...)
Aiko: I am just looking at you quietly... (And not totally staring at the small puddle of pee forming around you legs right now. That would just be rude.)
3rd Panel
Reimei: You are not interested in everything, not the reason you don't do anything.
Remei: (Dear god that did not come out as cool as I thought it would)
Aiko: (That did not come out as cool as he thought it would.)
4th Panel
Lil Koumi: Hey Reimei, do you know the way to funky town?
Reimei: Why yes, yes I do.
Aiko: (Where the hell does it say funkytown?! I thought we were doing math!)
5th Panel
Aiko notices something on the ground
Aiko: (Holy crap that is a huge puddle of pee. what the hell is that kid drinking?!)
6th Panel
Aiko: Hey mister did you drop these porno's on the ground?
Stranger: No
Stranger: (Damn it I had to pay for those!)
Taking a deep breath the stranger thought of a plan to steal them back later.
7th Panel
Later after breaking into her home, the stranger see's the little girl drawing on his porn. Naturally he did what any calm and rational person would do...
Stranger: Don't draw on my porno's! I had to pay money for those!
As he hit the little girl on the head, Aiko stared at the strange man more confused then angry.
Aiko: (Then why the hell do you have so many you weirdo?!)
8th Panel
Aiko: (Holy crap I actually passed this test! And all I had to do was cheat on the kid next to me.)
Aiko had to retake the test when they saw she wrote down the other kids name instead of her own. She did not pass.
9th Panel
Reimei: ( Don't give me a face like "I did it for you." This is a matter of course you should do.)
Remei had to take a moment to think of a better rhyme.
Remei: (And now that I know there's more to you, I can finally find some things to do, that'll probably be something good to chew, on something I'm sure is not a shoe, that may or not be the color blue, while drinking from something that once went moo, and-... Wait what was I saying?)
Aiko look at her paper proudly
Aiko: (I have no idea what this says, but everyone seems happy so it's good.)
I know this was random but the idea was stuck in my head so sue me. Hope you enjoyed!
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warrior31992 [2019-10-20 21:23:44 +0000 UTC]
Awesome
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NinjahClaus [2019-10-20 14:36:24 +0000 UTC]
Oof. Rather than my personal romance, this reminds me of how I was always better at academics than my younger brother, who did not.... have the drive to try? Our parents were no help, and no matter how much I offered to help him, he wouldn't improve.... In his last years of high school, though, he got a girlfriend that miraculously got him to actually do his school work.
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HaruSLF [2019-10-20 02:09:12 +0000 UTC]
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Trappedjesus475 [2019-10-20 01:20:24 +0000 UTC]
Considering how shit of a student I was this speaks a lot to me. I mean I wasn't dumb but I was pretty lazy and I didn't apply myself in my studies, usually preferring to chill with friends instead, so it was mainly my fault for not succeeding in school. Kinda wish school taught me how to do taxes and get a job rather the quadratic equation, maybe then I'd have more of a reason to do better, but what are ya gonna do? Anyways, I love the art as always. Good job Koumi.
Also sorry for not coming up with a funny story but I felt it might not be appropriate this time. If any of you want one just comment saying so and I'll come up with something.
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Bronze-Haifisch [2019-10-20 00:45:49 +0000 UTC]
I often hear and read people saying that "You can't love someone unless you learn to love yourself first", and I think that maaaaybe that can apply to some circumstances, but it's not necessarily true, because loving someone can make you a better person, maybe that person can even help you learn to love yourself so... yeah, love ourselves is important, but not a requirement to love others, give as much love as you can, loving others is satisfying <3
I don't know about loving oneself though, i pretty much despise me, but i love my partner with burning passion.
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juliansempaikawaii [2019-10-20 00:41:29 +0000 UTC]
Honey..You don't need to be perfect because you're perfect exactly in the way You are...Nice Work 😊👍
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Koumi-senpai In reply to juliansempaikawaii [2019-10-20 00:50:39 +0000 UTC]
You only see that my art is good, but that is not all of me... I am a very stupid person and lazy to learn.
I am very ashamed for that
I know I don't deserve to love, but he makes me grow,that's enough
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juliansempaikawaii In reply to Koumi-senpai [2019-10-20 17:23:16 +0000 UTC]
that? no koumi-senpai ... sorry, it was not my intention to offend you.
I don't care if the artists are bad or good, the only thing that matters to me is to see how they express their emotions in each of their art works.
Besides i don't judge people for what they are ... I accept people because they are different
The only Thing You need to do is love Yourself 😊
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Koumi-senpai In reply to Superawesomebestman [2019-10-20 00:35:55 +0000 UTC]
that's great~
That means you have confidence in yourself.
Getting better is just my own thoughts. I am a person who can't do anything well. I don't have the confidence to say that I like someone.
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Superawesomebestman In reply to Koumi-senpai [2019-10-20 00:58:57 +0000 UTC]
I never said I was. I'm a coward when it comes to my feelings, even with my anger. I'm lazy, clumsy, slow, loud, fat, slightly bipolar, stubborn and much more. But you know what? It's okay. It's who I am. But I also am much more. I'm nice, polite, clever, artistic, passionate, sensitive, empathic, and I can give more love than I could ever give to myself. I love acting, singing, playing, laughing,... I know myself and what I love, what I want. I know my flaws, but also my strengths. And deep inside, I know I'm a good person. We all have a dark side, and sometimes, I fall back into the depths of the shadows, crying in my room as I face my demons. But then, I always come back, and I step into the sunlight, ready for people to see who I am, no matter what they might think of me. It's useless to think you can "become a better person". People don't change. Deep inside, they're still the same. They just learn from their mistakes and the bad stuff they did, to others but also to themselves. And with that, they learn, not how they should change to be, but how they wanna be.
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