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Your name is Troll John Egbert.

You aren't exactly sure why your name is TROLL JOHN EGBERT. You sometimes wonder if you are just a different version of an already existing JOHN EGBERT, but in the end, you really DON'T CARE. If there existed a real JOHN EGBERT, you would be the OPPOSITE OF HIM. If said real JOHN EGBERT was a GOOD HEARTED CHARMING YOUNG FELLOW, you're nothing but an EVIL, LAWFUL BRUTE. You have very little INTERESTS, what's more important is the things you HATE. You HATE movies, especially ones with RUGGED, STREET-TOUGH MAVERICKS WITH NOTHING TO LOSE. How you DESPISE their HAPPY ENDINGS. But if there's anything you HATE more than that, you ABSOLUTELY DESPISE BROWN BLOODS. You're not exactly sure why, only that when they get near you, your NOSE STARTS TO BURN and you SNEEZE UNCONTROLLABLY.

Your trolltag is ghastlyThresher and you tend to talk with perfect grammar because talking lIkE tHiS iS jUsT tImE cOnSuMiNg AnD sTuPiD.

What will you do?

Description
Your name is Troll John Egbert.

You aren't exactly sure why your name is TROLL JOHN EGBERT. You sometimes wonder if you are just a different version of an already existing JOHN EGBERT, but in the end, you really DON'T CARE. If there existed a real JOHN EGBERT, you would be the OPPOSITE OF HIM. If said real JOHN EGBERT was a GOOD HEARTED CHARMING YOUNG FELLOW, you're nothing but an EVIL, LAWFUL BRUTE. You have very little INTERESTS, what's more important is the things you HATE. You HATE movies, especially ones with RUGGED, STREET-TOUGH MAVERICKS WITH NOTHING TO LOSE. How you DESPISE their HAPPY ENDINGS. But if there's anything you HATE more than that, you ABSOLUTELY DESPISE BROWN BLOODS. You're not exactly sure why, only that when they get near you, your NOSE STARTS TO BURN and you SNEEZE UNCONTROLLABLY.

Your trolltag is ghastlyThresher and you tend to talk with perfect grammar because talking lIkE tHiS iS jUsT tImE cOnSuMiNg AnD sTuPiD.

What will you do?