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Krizteeanity — Paranoid cuz of Twilighters
Published: 2008-10-29 00:37:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 1061; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 19
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i love makin fun of twilight
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my advise is to get a real vampire WITH a crowbar :} or a gun... 
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i got a vampire OC with a katana,will that work?
Alexander:*mauling a Twtard*
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lol that will do splendidly
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Alexander: i better get paid
Me: shut up alex
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lol alex can be paid in twilighter blood :} its worth lots of money if u sell it to pedophiles or aspiring artists :}
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Alexander: twilighter blood tastes like crap.
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but it sells well to pedos! and thats cuz they stare at robert soon to be fat-inson too long so it starts to curdle their blood :}
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Alexander:*slices head off attacking Twitard*you want the head mounted?
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uhhhhh ... sure put it over there beside my severed penis collection... it should fit in nicely...
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Alexander: O_O......what?
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:} oh didnt i mention that collecting severed penises is one of my hobbies :}
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Alexander:.......O_o
Me: i think you scare him
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:} he should be scared :}
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Alexander: MALE TWITARD!*mauls the guy*
Me: random!
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Alexander:*goes and draws RapeFace on Edward cutout*
Me: last time he did that he burned all the Twilight Merchandise at Hot Topic
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>:0 i'm all pissed cuz ma fac anime store got rid o a bunch of final fantasy stuff to make room fer crappy twitard stuff! ANGER!
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my stepmom has the Bella and Edward Barbie dolls...the Edward sparkles
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... that actually made me vomit a bit....
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oh man i'm sorry!my stepmom is a twimom
Alexander:*trying to impale a Bella Barbie*practice!
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stop it! yer makin him sparkle more! that means fan girls will see it and be attrackted to the shiney stoopidity!
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Alexander: shut up!i'm trying to make the Explosives go off quicker
Edward:*explodes like confetti*
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GUUUUUUH! its all over me! DAYUMMIT!*implodes*
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Alexander: that was actually....anticlimatic
Me: you ok?
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*re-plodes* yeah i'm phine... i do that sometimes... its kinda like my very mild super power :} i walk down the street im then ex ploding sometimes... its phun :}
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Alexander:............ok...........
Me: interesting
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THATS WHAT SHE SAID!...wait......
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>:0 dont you what at me! you know exactly what! i'm ashamed of yew two! i hope yew die thats what!
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Me: thats not nice
Alexander: we were just confsed thats all!
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HAW! so u admit it! yew are mortal! success! i now know yer weakness! >:} me plan! she bees commin along very well >:}
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Alexander:....shes mortal i'm a vampire
Me:........you're really confusing me now
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yeah but u can kill a vampire >:} i however.......
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They are such a violent bunch. These girls perfectly depict the ones at my school...
Awesome comic!
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lol kool my stereotyping is accurate :} and thanx
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It is soooo accurate. I was thinking about it again today when I was attacked by some...again XD
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lol well i'm glad that somethin i did penetrated yer thoughts :}
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lol yeah... i actually get attacked a lot fer sayin whats on my mind.... :} its worth it tho :}
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Ahahahaha
Whenever someone asks me if I like Twilight, and I go off on my "Hell, NO, I don't like Twilight" rant... I'm afraid this will happen. xD
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haha yeah it's best to mock them on the internet there they cant pounce on you
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haha i kill my character off too much
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