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Published: 2005-05-09 04:02:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 4965; Favourites: 92; Downloads: 980
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For the love of GOD, PLEASE full view. X_xOkay, I have two complaints about this. Three, actually. No waitβ¦five. ONE: The way it SCANNED. It scanned HORRIBLY. It's much, much, much, much, MUCH better in real life. ._o; Mah friend's right. There needs to be an obedience school for scanners. ~_~ TWO: The EGGS. All those damned EGGS. @_@ I never want to see another egg in my entire pathetic life. THREE: Invader Zim style. I SUCK at it. xD FOUR: Perspective is teh sux0rz. ~_~ FIVE: How freakin' LOOOOOOOONG it took because of my utmost laziness. A MONTH. A whole flippin' MONTH. o_O;
For those wondering about what the heck is going on in this picture, it's a MEGA-SUPER-DUPER-HUGE inside joke between me and PaintedYoko. Tis also an ongoing roleplay between the two of us. If you REALLY want to risk your sanity to know, send me a note and I'll send you a ten paragraph long explanation of what the heck's happening. x];
The characters, from top to bottom, left to right (The ones in the top corners need no explanation, however, as the usernames are next to them.) - Ryou Shirogane (Tokyo Mew Mew), Ichigo Momomiya (TMM), Kish (TMM), Space Devil (Matrixx's sprite comic, Space Devil), Krys (me), Emi (PaintedYoko) with chibified Samurai Jack on her head, Gir (Invader Zim), Zim (IZ), Dib (IZ), Kaibus (P.Y.'s character), Sess-chan (screwed-up, insane version of Sesshoumaru from InuYasha), and Teman (Space Devil). And the green things with the red hats are Zim's defense gnome thingies. xD;
And yes. Bishounen Jump is the title of our roleplay. Why? Don't ask. And also yes. We upsized Zim's front lawn to accommodate all of the insanity of our roleplaying goodness.
Also again yes, Zim's grass is dying. 
Oh, by the way, don't let Sess-chan's Sesshoumaru-ish expression fool you. He's just as crazy as Zim is. Really.
Okay, and now⦠((hides picture somewhere)) I never want to see this freakin' thing again. x_X
All the copyrighted stuff belongs to their respective creators. Kaibus belongs to , while Space Devil and Teman belong to and Spazz (who still doesn't have a dA account for some reason). Oh, and me and Emi are copyrighted to ourselves. O_o
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I'd love to do an off-topic RP with you. If you're the king, I'm the queen. XD
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i wanna know what's happening between the TMM chars, myself.
what did Ryou do this time?
why isn't Ichigo wearing any uniform of any kind?
WHY IS KISHU SO UPSET??? -sniff-
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If you'd taken the time to read my response to other comments, where I explained the whole thing, you would've already known the answer to those questions.
Except for the one about Ichigo not wearing a uniform. The answer to that is simple: she's not in school right now, she's not at Cafe Mew Mew, and she's not in her Mew Mew form. All the rest of the time, I'm pretty sure she wears casual clothing, as it's been shown in both the manga and anime. :\
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Dib looks like he lost his last bit of sanity. As have i
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OMFG!!! This picture is so funny and so good! Sorry that you think that it's not because the scanning was bad but I still like it! It's hilarious! But I would like to know what's going on. I think I can handle ten paragraphs of it. After all, I have a fanfiction account and there was one story that I wrote that was 51 chapters and another story with chapters as long as 36 or 42 pages.
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I already explained it in like...five other replies, so I hope you don't mind that I am being lazy and don't want to explain it yet again, especially seeing as it's been years since this particular roleplay and I hardly remember any of it. >___>;
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Oh I don't mind! Thanks for the update and that picture is really good. Even if I don't know the story, it still makes me laugh on how tired Kisshu looks! You probably already noticed, but I am completely in love with him.
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>< Bishoen Jump!! dDude, Thats cooooool!!
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omg poor zim, his lawn has been taken over by complete chaos XD
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Considering it's Zim we're talking about, it's probably not all that uncommon anyways. xD
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Oh my gawd. The complete and utter frekin randomness of this. I think.... Ima die.....
Infact, I think it'd be cool to join in. xDD ME LIKES PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE!
Tuna.
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Send me an explanation, plz! I love confusion! lol ^_^
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I left an explanation in earlier comments, and I'm too lazy to go back and copy-paste. xD; ((is shot))
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Heh heh, don't worry. I read the explanation.
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whoa. i just spent, like, half an hour reading all the comments.
ok, first, i love anything u draw, Krys. Second, i must comfort my Kisshu-kun.
Momo : "poor baby..." *pats kisshu's head*
Kisshu : *looks up* "AAAhhh!!!!! its the devil! RUN AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Momo : "No! Kisshiiiiieeee!!!!!!!!! Come BBBAAAAAAACCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" *cries in corner*
Ryou-like character : *pops out of egg*
Momo : "Wait, I thot u were already born!??" *thinx its ryou*
Soup: "My name is Soup! I am the child of Gir and Ryou! I've come to comfort u!"
Momo : "YAY! I LOVE UUU!"
Soup : "I LOVE U TOOOOO!!!!
All except for Momo and Soup : "YAY! NOW MOMO WONT BOTHER US ANYMORE! YAY!"
~FIN~
umm... ^^'
anyway, really cute pic, i love it ^-^
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Soup? Gir/Ryou...? ........... ((dies laughing))
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^-^ i knew i'd make some one laugh one day.
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^-^ i knew i'd make some one laugh one day.
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That's what this picture is supposed to do to you. You're supposed to be confuzzled. So don't you worry. ((pat, pat))
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Some chick chasing some idiot,
Kish being a confused jackass, and two chicks creating a monster
Looks hella funny!!!
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i like this, chigo is all like "I'M GONNA KILL YOU RYOU!!!!YOU SON-OF-A-BITCH!!!!!!!" and ryou is over there all like "
and kish is probably thinking he's supposed to be joining in with the chaos, but sadly, he isn't. he could be, like, stalking ichigo when she already knows he's there. hey, its a thought, the thought that counts, for all we know.....................
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the eggs are like coco`s XD (from'fosters home for imageary friends')
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Colorness! Randomness! Creativeness! Eggness!
It reminds me of my mind.
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Oh BELOVED RANDOMNESS! *huggles a Kish egg* *Smegol pops out of teh egg* OMG WTF!?! What kinda brain waves were Royu sendin him!?!
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Aww cutiee!!! ^_____^ It's sweet! Nice colours!!! Very cool!!
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I think you broke Kisshu...
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Ah, no...Kish isn't a cardboard cutout in this. 
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Ah well. He stilll looks like one of those standups if ya ask me.
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Yeah, he kinda does. Oops. xD;
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The spaztic gnome in the bottom right corner cracks me up XD And I still love the way Kabius' hair came out ... ::huggles everyone::
Our beautiful chaos.
What if Kish had a transparent egg? what would be inside it? o.o.....
And... Why do you have a jet pack?! XD
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I always have a jet pack, Emi! I thought you knew! xD
Ah yes...our beautiful chaos... We need to continue it. We never found out exactly WHAT Zim dragged Dib off to do while we weren't looking. o.o
Hmm...transparent egg...? ...Maybe...an invisibility cloak? O_o
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Most likely. that could come in handy! ::goes off to have a little chat with Ryou and Kish...::
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I don't think Kish can handle any more egg-laying, Emi. O_o He's still pretty traumatized, after all. I mean...he's the only one who *had* that problem. Dib only had to lay ONE egg. Kish, on the other hand, had to lay 538 thanks to Ryou's genius mind-waves going out of control or...something. xD;
Kish: Cold...so cold... ((retreats into corner, shivering in terror)) o___o;;;
Ryou: ._. ... (("comforts" Kish)) x]
Kish: ._o; ((seriously NOT in the mood to be hit on at the moment)) ~___~;
Ryou: n_n;
Heh. Maybe we can have some random new character appear for long enough to lay some eggs...? Or...maybe look through Kish's eggs. We might've missed something... >>;
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someone else is going to have to start laying the eggs e.e ... ::schem scheme::
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Let's have Dib lay some more eggs. xD ((Zim promptly goes into hiding)) Or maybe Tak could? I mean...Tak hasn't shown up in a while...she kinda just randomly...vanished after we forced Zim and Dib together. O_o
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unless we paired tak with a human, she would probably just have regular ol' smeet eggs.
tak: And that's BAD?
::ignores tak:: then again, it's just a roleplay. I could even make Jack lay eggs if I wanted to.
Jack: O___O
Dont worry, I wont do that to you. (not yet anyways ...)
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Who'd you pair Jack with? Keiko? 
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Gaz? that's creative XD
gir: :
zim: GIR!!!?! O__O
....ehaha X3;;
You see, if I paired Jack with Jeiko, Jack wouldnt be having the eggs any more, seing as Keiko is a female. Speaking of her, I need to bring her back in. Not all of kish's eggs hatched yet, im supposing, so maybe she can be in one of those. In chibi form. But then pairing her with Jack would be incest. ... this is getting complex XD
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Yeah. O_o I suppose Gir could be capable of egg-creation-type-stuff of some sort. o.o And yeah, if Keiko was in one of Kish's eggs, and you paired her with Jack, it would indeed be incest, seeing as Jack is sort of Kish's son (though they look nothing alike). o_o I'm thinking either Dib, Tak, or Gir could handle our egg problem, seeing as Kish probably won't want to lay any more eggs. xD;
Dib: I've already gone through the pain of ONE egg! I don't want another! X_o
Tak: Where did it come out, anyways? O.o
Dib: o___O I...don't...know...
Tak: ._o;;;
Heh. I wouldn't be surprised if we just roleplayed in the comments of teh roleplay picture. xD
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zim: it could only have fit in his head. That egg was prreettyy huge.
dib: HEY! ><;;
Incest isnt THAT horrible. especially in a roleplay! XD;;
And thus, the taboo pairings god is invented.
::the taboo god uses it's divine powers to create wierdo pairings:: moahaha!
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Tak: ((nods in agreement with Zim)) Yup. It had to have fit in his head.
Gir: WHYYYY is his head so big? Why IIIIIIIIS his head so big?
I've never been that big of a fan of incest, but in this roleplay, it doesn't matter! xD What with all of Kish's eggs bearing new characters and stuff...it seems most of the characters are related in some strange way *anyways*. o.o;
Heh. Taboo pairings god. ...That would explain Kish and Ryou getting together. xD
Oh, speaking of Dib's huge egg, I drew him along with the picture of Zim I was working on in drawing class. He's sorta-kinda leaning on another big egg thing. And since I already drew Gir in the picture, that means there's probably another character in there who's fated to be Zim and Dib's child. xD; ...Who should it be? o.o
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i love it! sessh ish teh smex <3
you should hear my roleplays, filled with sessh plushie love slaves and loincloths and gay chinese men O___O actually nevermind... i could never explain without getting utterly lost O_o
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Duuuuuude...o_O That's the biggest pile of eggs I've EVER seen..and that's the second most creepy gnome I've EVER seen...first place for the creepiest gnome goes to the one my mom bought a couple weeks ago....tell me, how the *heck* does a gnome go from sitting by the pond, to the side of the garage? Meh. Well. It got revenge - squirrles knocked it over to steal the bird seed that it was holding up in its creepeh little hands. Bwahhahaa. -falls over dead- >
O_o I've already lost my sanity, so I'd love to hear how this pic was given birth. >
>.> Can I have the eggs when you're done? o_O;
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Uh...sure. Go ahead and have those eggs. Meanwhile, I'll go about my business copying and pasting the explanation for this, which I gave to two other people. xD Even though you asked for it two days ago... ((curses her internet not working)) Okay, first, I need you to read this joke so you'll understand a certain part of the roleplay:
A guy was sitting next to an alien in a bar. The alien was continually poking him and saying 'dzzzt' over and over. Finally, it got to be too much for the guy, and he yelled at the alien, "If you do that one more time, I'm gonna rip off your pants and tear your c*** off!" The alien paid no mind to this and merely poked him again, saying "Dzzzt". So the guy ripped off the alien's pants to castrate him, but found nothing there. "What the heck? How do you aliens DO IT if you don't have a...?" The alien merely poked him again. "Dzzzt." (I sure hope you get this. O_o)
And here's the roleplay explanation. Beware teh longness:
It started out with me and Emi capturing bishounen (that's the basic plot of the roleplay, kinda like Pokemon), so we started off with Sess-chan and chibi Kaibus. Dib randomly wandered in, Emi caught him, Ichigo wandered in, and I used her as bait to capture Kish. After that, Zim and Gir randomly decided to show up and cause utter havoc. Then Ichigo started being mean to Kish, so I made Ryou pop out of nowhere and he randomly decided it would be a good idea to hit on Kish, so Ichigo got jealous and chased him all over the place until me and Emi killed her by setting rabid elephants loose on her. ^_^ After that, Ryou used his genius mind-powers to will Kish into laying many eggs. O_o The first one turned out to be Sess-chan (who goes from looking like a normal chibi Sesshoumaru to the one in the picture), which is really weird, since he was already in the roleplay before, and was...well...already born. o.o; We're still not sure how that happened. Anyways, after that, chibi Jack came out of one of Kish's eggs. And then random things started coming from the eggs (like chocolate, barbeque grills, manga, spoons, etc.). Any-moo, after that, Emi tricked Zim into doing the 'dzzzt' thing on Dib, resulting in Dib getting pregnant and laying an egg. And the egg turned out to be Gir, cuz Emi kept forgetting about him and wanted him to appear randomly. And that's...basically it. o.o
So it isn't all that long. I got lazy and skipped some minor details... >>;
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how terrible! my poor Kishu...
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XD!! Dude that's so cool! XP Man, and I thought I was random. x_X YOU STOLE MY TITLE!!
XD;; -strokes egg- My preecccciooooouss..-wonders what'll be inside-
Oh, ehm..x.x Gomen nasai for making you CP. x.x I ish stupid. You can shoot me with a rifle if it makes you feel better. xP;
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