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Kuro-Mori β€” Male Mentality

Published: 2008-06-20 14:55:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 6750; Favourites: 121; Downloads: 116
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Description This is a simple flow chart of most heterosexual male's mentality. It may be a little sexist, but wait till you see the female mentality flowchart ^_~
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Comments: 26

xxVectorZeroxx [2012-05-30 20:43:13 +0000 UTC]

Accurate enough for me

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AnselmBlackheart [2012-03-02 04:11:12 +0000 UTC]

I kept landing on "go kill someone"....

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ThyArt4Manga [2011-09-17 23:55:03 +0000 UTC]

This is funny

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Richtofen666 [2011-09-09 13:39:33 +0000 UTC]

This describes us to a 'T'.
You win the Internet.

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neosoldier19 [2011-08-30 14:24:56 +0000 UTC]

in the words of peter griffin, "Freikin sweet heehheheheheheh"

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Funferno [2011-01-31 18:05:17 +0000 UTC]

I now feel like eating, fapping, or killing someone.

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DarknessDragon123 [2010-09-17 18:19:48 +0000 UTC]

this is awesome

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Kuro-Mori [2010-08-08 15:49:13 +0000 UTC]

The reason it goes to kill someone after bathroom is because if none of the previously mentioned biological needs are satisfied, you can solve everything by go bludgeoning someone to relieve that unsatisfied feeling (in retrospect I probably should have cleared that up).

Also, I tried doing the female mentality chart. It got so big and convoluted I gave up

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ReeviaEruo In reply to Kuro-Mori [2011-03-23 10:59:05 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha !

You rock, man ^^

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rabman-gold In reply to Kuro-Mori [2010-10-06 02:07:52 +0000 UTC]

At least give us a draft of what you tried. I always was curious to see into the female mind a little better, as long as it's not sexist...

BTW, great chart. You can see a little that after bathroom, you can decide to kill someone or go back to biological needs lol.

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LovelessLoved [2009-12-23 10:01:30 +0000 UTC]

thats....simple? i now fear complex things O.o;

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SkyAoiSora [2009-12-23 07:34:21 +0000 UTC]

This... is absolutely beautiful Worst part is... It's pretty true... XDDD

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NightFox2030 [2009-12-12 05:41:54 +0000 UTC]

love it couse it applys to me alot...
also the male triangle
where men only need 3 things..
food
sleep
sex
thats it.

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Nesscamon [2009-11-08 14:26:19 +0000 UTC]

Where is this female mentality chart I have been waiting on? Did you have to stop because it started to be the size of a football field?

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Arbarano In reply to Nesscamon [2010-09-19 23:31:02 +0000 UTC]

No, the female chart is quite simple. To every problem, the answer is Β«discussΒ».

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fmorgana [2009-09-07 18:09:34 +0000 UTC]

ahahahah, sounds pretty true to me

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ab2531 [2009-07-20 09:25:25 +0000 UTC]

Awesome chart, after bathroom I don't really go "kill someone" but go kill a lot on video games.

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Nesscamon [2009-07-12 13:03:51 +0000 UTC]

Where is this female mentality chart you mention?

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ladyfuchsia416 [2009-06-06 01:52:55 +0000 UTC]

hahah very clever. my one q is that after bathroom, its leads to "go kill someone"... i dont quite get that

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cupil [2009-05-10 02:12:16 +0000 UTC]

"Use hand" ahahahaha

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JoeCoool [2009-02-27 03:37:46 +0000 UTC]

Wow, that's awesome! Nice job!

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KdaAnimefan [2009-02-05 23:52:56 +0000 UTC]

how come after bathroom with no it goes to kill someone, it feels like it lacks logic

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ruff1298 [2008-11-07 10:36:50 +0000 UTC]

Impressive.

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sukottoAran [2008-07-18 14:56:28 +0000 UTC]

haha! yes.

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M-I-H-A [2008-07-17 07:14:20 +0000 UTC]

>_<

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TheWizardOfWack [2008-07-01 00:27:22 +0000 UTC]

This is a glorious triumph in the feild of science you know.

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