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Chapter 1

Riddler looked around trying to find where he had misplaced his book of riddles in his lair. As he lifted up and looked under newspapers , desks, and jacket . He got a buzz at his front "door" . He went over and looked at he array of computer screens to see a hat covered, purple suit , very very very pale faced and green haired person looking directly at the camera.

"Oh Eddie!!" The Joker sang. Riddler growled as he pushed the speaker button .
"How many times do I have to tell you, Don't say my name outside-"
"Of your lair or outside at all, yada yada yada, just let me in Riddle poo."
"Hmm, maybe I won't!" Riddler crossed his arms.
"Oh, then I will just have to let myself in wont I?" Joker took out a stick of dynamite with his face stuck on it as a timer. "Now lemme just turn it on-"
"Ok ok! " Riddler squeaked as he opened pressed the blue button that unlocked the door. Joker cackled in delight . They met at Riddler's work table. "Okay, what do you want clown?"
"What I want , what I want. Heheh." He chuckled. "You help computer brain, you see. I'm smart. Yes. No doubt, but hacking into the bats mainframe. That's a little more your game. So, we both want to kill the batman. And I'm the only one with the cheat code." He grinned menacingly . "And you, are my gamer. What do you say Ed ol pal?"
Riddler had his arms crossed with a bored expression. Joker rose an eyebrow. "What's in it for me Joker?"
"The satisfaction of killing the bat?"
"Aaannnd"
Joker laughed, the sighed. " we go and rob Wayne's mansion, because when there is no batman, who will save the richest man in Gotham!? Commissioner Gordon? Bahahahahaha!" He burst into a fit of laughter and giggles. Riddler smiled as he held his chin. "Now that's not a bad idea, well Joker. Where do we begin?"

Description
Chapter 1

Riddler looked around trying to find where he had misplaced his book of riddles in his lair. As he lifted up and looked under newspapers , desks, and jacket . He got a buzz at his front "door" . He went over and looked at he array of computer screens to see a hat covered, purple suit , very very very pale faced and green haired person looking directly at the camera.

"Oh Eddie!!" The Joker sang. Riddler growled as he pushed the speaker button .
"How many times do I have to tell you, Don't say my name outside-"
"Of your lair or outside at all, yada yada yada, just let me in Riddle poo."
"Hmm, maybe I won't!" Riddler crossed his arms.
"Oh, then I will just have to let myself in wont I?" Joker took out a stick of dynamite with his face stuck on it as a timer. "Now lemme just turn it on-"
"Ok ok! " Riddler squeaked as he opened pressed the blue button that unlocked the door. Joker cackled in delight . They met at Riddler's work table. "Okay, what do you want clown?"
"What I want , what I want. Heheh." He chuckled. "You help computer brain, you see. I'm smart. Yes. No doubt, but hacking into the bats mainframe. That's a little more your game. So, we both want to kill the batman. And I'm the only one with the cheat code." He grinned menacingly . "And you, are my gamer. What do you say Ed ol pal?"
Riddler had his arms crossed with a bored expression. Joker rose an eyebrow. "What's in it for me Joker?"
"The satisfaction of killing the bat?"
"Aaannnd"
Joker laughed, the sighed. " we go and rob Wayne's mansion, because when there is no batman, who will save the richest man in Gotham!? Commissioner Gordon? Bahahahahaha!" He burst into a fit of laughter and giggles. Riddler smiled as he held his chin. "Now that's not a bad idea, well Joker. Where do we begin?"