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KZUPU — DOKI: catfish for lyfe

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Published: 2015-08-17 00:57:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 3039; Favourites: 101; Downloads: 0
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Description if you can find the easter egg i put in my dude, u win (thumbs up) this whole app is a joke i am sad omg


♥ GENERAL ♥
Full Name: Berthold Kohler
Gender: Male
Age: 25
Orientation: 3D Girls
Status: Single till da day he ded
Birthday: May 15

Personality: █ Tiring ▌Rude ▌Arrogant ▌Lazy ▌Inconsiderate ▌Obssessive ▌Impatient ▌Harsh ▌Cowardly █
Once he sticks to something he likes, he will never let it go. It was how he came to love sticking to his room. He isn't completely a 'NEET'-like person, he does have himself a job but a very low rate one as a simple convenience store worker. The man is a nightowl, he spends all his time on the computer or on some form of technology in his room or in the house till the morning arrives where he sleeps all day (unless he has work). Berthold is the type of person that bashes and becomes the most arrogant person when behind a screen until you meet him in real life where he becomes a quiet cowardly type of person. He is always exhausted and this causes his look on things to be quite dim since he is 'too tired' to say much and if he does have something to say, it never really is anything nice. 

Likes | Dislikes:
◆ Mmorpgs ◆ Eroge VNs
◆ Glasses◆ Masturbating 
◆ 1/8 Scale Figurines ◆ Tofu
◇ Lag/High Ping ◇ Pets 
◇ People◇ Pretty Boys/Girls
◇ Cutting His Hair ◇ Newbies


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♥ DOKI PROFILE ♥
Username: OPPAIJUSTICE
Full Name: Alosia Kohler
Gender: Female
Age: 21
Birthday: December 18
Looking for: Men, Women (These so called desperate idiots)
Current Status: Single ♥

Why you've decided to sign up for DOKI:Oh you see, DOKI seemed to be the site for me; I could feel it in my chest, that loud thumps of love. Perhaps, I can find the person meant for me, I do go both ways after all, the more the merrier am I right? A little steam off my job would be great, to meet someone that can take that heat off my body would be oh. so. nice. I simply just want to find my one and only, maybe you can be the one~



Extra 
★ Berthold is using his sisters pictures and identity to trick people, all is real except for love. What is that?
★ Alosia is a model and lets Berthold does as he wants as long as he doesn't masturbate to her pics.
★ Berthold once was in love but it all downfalled when he had sex. Seems like he got that #bigstixk no i jk he just supr inexperienced
★ He doesn't think that doing this online dating technically would make him gay.
★ Whenever he needs to go out or has to go out to get a new figurine or game, he dresses in the most absurd and less revealing clothes he has.
★ Berthold really signed up for DOKI because screwing around with people who don't understand online dangers is fun.
★ Berthold types in a very 'seductive' style to represent his sister on DOKI but in reality, his sister is actually a real rude woman. Not sexy at all.


RP Methodsskype ★ fast, always responds to replies whether the next day or right away.
google docs ★ not always fast, but will always respond to replies.
comments ★ i don't really like this method, I like my RPS to be private.
notes ★ I will die immediately if we do this method, I can't guarantee you our RP will go any further.
chatroom ★ I go from time to time but group RPS are really messy.

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Comments: 53

yamiee [2015-09-10 17:32:59 +0000 UTC]


omgg idunno why but he kinda scares me hnn //slapped
but his hair look so fluffy thoee omg //strokes

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Akiho-Shire [2015-09-07 20:50:08 +0000 UTC]

omg so perf XD

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KZUPU In reply to Akiho-Shire [2015-09-10 06:12:33 +0000 UTC]

LOL thank u

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Akiho-Shire In reply to KZUPU [2015-09-10 06:17:50 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome doll~

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Miiru-Inu [2015-09-05 17:00:14 +0000 UTC]

Oh god this character made my day What a great catfish!

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KZUPU In reply to Miiru-Inu [2015-09-10 06:12:22 +0000 UTC]

omg im glAD!!!! HAHA i had to make it
i couldnt miss this opportunity fenwjknfwebgeiw

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Miiru-Inu In reply to KZUPU [2015-09-11 23:23:04 +0000 UTC]

ahfkahdfk I'm glad you took this chance- He must be so much fun to rp with lol! // He must have so much fun OTL

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JellyTart [2015-08-30 23:01:07 +0000 UTC]

i CANT BELIEVE I MISSED THIS 

AHAHAHAHA I LOVE HIM

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DlSCONNECT [2015-08-29 18:30:14 +0000 UTC]

isnt high ping when it lags....

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KZUPU In reply to DlSCONNECT [2015-08-29 19:33:39 +0000 UTC]

oh shit u rite my b ill fix later lMaO

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Nellos-chan [2015-08-28 16:52:38 +0000 UTC]

OPPAIJUSTICE lol! I'm also a justice kind of person but I have never thought of this amazing name! Bless you and your baby~!

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KZUPU In reply to Nellos-chan [2015-08-28 18:37:13 +0000 UTC]

too bad he is not giving justice or mercy to anyone hAAA bUT THANK U aAAaAAA gl getting in !!!!!

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Nellos-chan In reply to KZUPU [2015-08-28 18:38:29 +0000 UTC]

You too!   

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Elissya-chan [2015-08-28 11:42:46 +0000 UTC]

omg i love him//stares// the idea of tricking in an online dating site. u are. a . genious //throws love at you xDD

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KZUPU In reply to Elissya-chan [2015-08-28 18:36:30 +0000 UTC]

hAHAH I HOPE MY SON DOESNT BULLY URS TOO MUCH //SOBS INTO MY HANDS PRECIOUS CHILD SPARE URSELF FROM THIS EVIL MAN BEHIND THE SCREEN WHO IS ONLY A LOSER AND ONLY BULLYS PPL CAUSE HE PROB FAILS AT LOVE wwwwHhhHh

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Elissya-chan In reply to KZUPU [2015-08-28 18:45:34 +0000 UTC]

tbh if my son knew that your son is a guy then mine wouldnt be scared af to talk to yours xDDD i imagine this super weirrd when they meet i cant ahaha
OMG DONT WORRY? WE'LL JUST SLAP EM IN A CHATROOM AND WATCH THEM BE AWKWARD WITH EACH OTHER

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KZUPU In reply to Elissya-chan [2015-08-28 20:27:05 +0000 UTC]

hHHHH LOOL he is confident speaking online but if you meet him in person he is really rude and cowardly and tries not to engage conversation so it would be terrible EVEN if they meet in real life too omfgf. online he'd prob pursue ur boi and trick him as best he could or be good online friends with ur boi but lying to him at the same time since he is using his sisters pic ofmognfj SADNESS THEY R JUST SUCKY LOOL

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Elissya-chan In reply to KZUPU [2015-08-28 21:23:28 +0000 UTC]

ohh woww I really wonder if he ends up falling desperately in love with someone >v< that would be hella interesting;;
//hugs my boi and locks him in my room// youre not save anymore the world is to cruel for u bby xDDD

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AlisaFimu [2015-08-28 10:53:04 +0000 UTC]

DAMSON.
IS IT BAD TO SAY THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE A THING FOR THESE KINDS OF PEOPLE //I NEED THERAPY SEND ME NOW PLS BEFORE I ROT

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KZUPU In reply to AlisaFimu [2015-08-28 18:34:26 +0000 UTC]

its ok i luv me some tired loser boys my tru aesthetic //INHALESSSS
BUT omg hAHA goodluck getting in i hope my boy doesnt make urs cry or something unless they meet in person then my boy is in a huge disadvantage

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AlisaFimu In reply to KZUPU [2015-08-28 18:43:53 +0000 UTC]

so much that we use dem fancy-shmansy words, eh??
I think he's just gonna be very pissed, or very fond of him it's a 50-50 chance whoop //Ataru himself is an expert in tricking people if I do say so myself... trapness is real here. My cousin legit thought he was a girl ;;;
//smooches my screen

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Elissya-chan In reply to AlisaFimu [2015-08-28 11:43:10 +0000 UTC]

//throws therapy at u
does it work like that bby???

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AlisaFimu In reply to Elissya-chan [2015-08-28 11:59:49 +0000 UTC]

//therapy lands on my face
tnx bby I do think it works like this

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Elissya-chan In reply to AlisaFimu [2015-08-28 12:00:47 +0000 UTC]

youre welcome //u\\ ♥

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Ten-Shika [2015-08-28 07:59:58 +0000 UTC]

HAI CATFISH BEAUTY I THINK I KNOW DA EATER EGG THING BUT IDK IF IM RIGHT *sweats* and TY FO LOVING MAH BBY Idek how you found him but it makes me happy<3 these two forever losers together

Leik my dude a real loser if you knew the secret behind him ahahaha~ I'm so mean o<-<

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KZUPU In reply to Ten-Shika [2015-08-28 08:04:29 +0000 UTC]

omg what is the easter egg pls tell me u found it
its rly clever i guess but stupid LMAOO
AND OMG i was searching doki apps cause i got bored and it was last day n i saw ur child and i m like...teddy bear hug my son please i LOVE LVOEVEOVEOOVEVOE
i super love chub bub babus omfg sHIT  //SCREECHES
but ahfew omgfk if u and i get accepted i am runnin 2 u so we can rp pls hofmogjfjg they can b losers together omfGGGGGGGGGGGGGGg mine is just super bad influence n he would b like but pls let me eat my junkfood and play my hentai games pPLESASEf GET THAT HEALTHY CRAP OUT /////

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Ten-Shika In reply to KZUPU [2015-08-28 08:16:34 +0000 UTC]

IM NOT EVEN GOOD WIF EASTER EGGS and idk how it works, should I answer it here?? Is.... Is he.. I know da description says that he uses his profile picture but but.. Why do I get the feeling the picture wif the girl is actually him cross dressing??? //shot if I'm right, he's beautiful omg marry me AHAHAHA
Dude I was looking through them apps where the app check happens but I should just search it cause those probs old members or something lol

Omg and I thought MINE was super bad influence MANGGG *wheezes* my chub and your child will get along very well heyhuehue
and wow you love mah bby so much, everytime someone says that I cringe and die a bit on the inside because truth has yet to reveal about him Q w Q

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KZUPU In reply to Ten-Shika [2015-08-28 08:22:11 +0000 UTC]

omG NO HAHA MY FRIENDS TOLD ME HE'D BE PERFECT FOR CROSSDRESSING BUT NO ITS NOT ITS REALLY HIS SISTERS PHOTO but ill tell u anyways cause no one can guess it
its really stupid and i was drawing it and i was really bored
but if u look in the 'highlights' of the anime girl in his sweater, it says 'shit' LMFAO
im sorry im so immature but omfgnf
LOOL
yeah my app wont come up if u search d-o-k-i in the tags cause u cant tag hyphens in dA tags which is stupid but whatever i guess 
//sobs;;;;;;
bUT OMG NO WAY MINE IS LIKE..GROSS AND DUMB AND MEAN AND URS IS LIKE HEALTHLY AND A TEDDY BEAR AND HE SEEMS NICE AND A PERFECT WAIFUHUSBAND HAHA
OMFG
they will b online buddies for life, gonna be like those duos with a mean pricky friend and the other is a sweetheart and tries to correct the wrongs in his friend ohfmgj //slow tears up
yEAH omfgj is its just really rare to find obese like characters now a days cause i guess its just not that likeable or cared for and it makes me sad sometimes but nOW I FOUND ONE IN THIS LOVELY GROUP AND IDK EWF IM SUPER HAPPY AAAAAAAAAAA

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Ten-Shika In reply to KZUPU [2015-08-28 08:26:32 +0000 UTC]

GAWSH DARN IT THat would be so freaking interesting lol leik it fits since he's just catfishing and trapping ppl lol
Omg I didn't know dat, too lazy to tag Pffft amazed that it still shows up when searching for it hahaha
ITS THE TEDDY BEAR STATUS, U CANT HATE DA BEAR AHAHAHA
OMG Das sho cute I can see it too<33
I think another major reason would be that obese characters is pretty hard to draw, leik no kidding I had so much trouble trying to get Noir to look decent ugh it paid off so well! ;//7//;

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Hourglass34 [2015-08-27 04:45:59 +0000 UTC]

oh my god a catfish i respect

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KZUPU In reply to Hourglass34 [2015-08-28 08:05:04 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAH i ha D too it was the PERFECT opportunity to catfish i just
it was my destiny for this group

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Hourglass34 In reply to KZUPU [2015-08-28 11:12:31 +0000 UTC]

WELL IT WAS A GR9 IDEA TBH I AM EXCITED TO SEE HIM DO HIS CATFISHING OH GOD

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TwelfthMoon [2015-08-17 22:52:43 +0000 UTC]

is the eater egg the fact that he looks to get about the same amount of sleep you do

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KZUPU In reply to TwelfthMoon [2015-08-17 23:52:59 +0000 UTC]

nope

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punbuns [2015-08-17 03:55:55 +0000 UTC]

lOOKS AT YOU IN THE EYES........................... im so tempted to jo in now wtf!!!! \hhow dAREY OU...

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KZUPU In reply to punbuns [2015-08-17 09:54:56 +0000 UTC]

omg dont look at me wit those bedroom eyes, ull captivate my kokoro n make it dokiDOOKIiiiiiIiIiI
omfg join wit me i am alone on this quest for catfishin

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punbuns In reply to KZUPU [2015-08-18 01:11:00 +0000 UTC]

SAVE ME FROM MYSEELF....

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KZUPU In reply to punbuns [2015-08-18 01:13:25 +0000 UTC]

omg...PLSSSS ILL B WAITING FOR U PRECIOUS APP WTF !!! 
//VIBRATESS IN MY SEAT...
PRECIOUS //LICKS HER SWEAT 
NO I JK OMG //CREEPYCHAN V V

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punbuns In reply to KZUPU [2015-08-18 04:28:15 +0000 UTC]

SC REAMS AND HO LDS MY CHILD.... SINNER!! YOURE A SINNER!!!
hER APPS UP BUT I GOTTA... FLESH HER OUT....... NOW..................

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DlSCONNECT [2015-08-17 03:06:59 +0000 UTC]

im gon na ban him

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KZUPU In reply to DlSCONNECT [2015-08-17 09:55:18 +0000 UTC]

ban his ass then ull get no feet in yo life

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N-CiEL [2015-08-17 01:36:34 +0000 UTC]

OMG KUSU

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KZUPU In reply to N-CiEL [2015-08-17 09:55:34 +0000 UTC]

ciel...

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spacelatte [2015-08-17 01:19:08 +0000 UTC]

oh my god

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KZUPU In reply to spacelatte [2015-08-17 09:56:06 +0000 UTC]

god my oh ..
i have created a hell child

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spacelatte In reply to KZUPU [2015-08-17 18:08:49 +0000 UTC]

he perfect tho

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LightningEffect [2015-08-17 01:04:08 +0000 UTC]

omg I c u sir- catfishing people-
really love his design btw!

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KZUPU In reply to LightningEffect [2015-08-17 09:56:59 +0000 UTC]

//lAFFF FOREVER
sees every1 in hell
goodluck love lookers, ur gonna get hooked on the wrong line 👀
omg tha nK U EVEN THO ITS SUPER SIMPLE HAHA

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LightningEffect In reply to KZUPU [2015-08-21 04:22:41 +0000 UTC]

omg, poor saps that get caught by your son,
I hope he has many fun adventures though! and you're welcome
nah, I dont think its super simple, I really love how he's tired looking
though, like eyebags = my aesthetic

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yuhica [2015-08-17 01:00:50 +0000 UTC]

C AN I BE THE ONE HIS KOKORO DOKIS TOO p ls

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