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LaCatrinita β 'Keep it Down'
Published: 2012-06-22 02:02:15 +0000 UTC; Views: 3011; Favourites: 33; Downloads: 8
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"Keep it down! He's gonna here us!""Ahh~ Y-you're worried a-about that now!? Mmnnnh~!"
Just another night of Detention. Biffy and fem! Lee are just fooin' around,like any other newly claimed boyfriend and girlfriend. Play it safe you two!
And don't get caught by Barrage!I fail at drawing Lee's Union Jack panties XD
Lee and Biffy(c)Detenionaire
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Vanessa: So, you and Biffy are going for a third child?
Lee: Wha...How do you know?
Vanessa: I have a Magic Mirror, Dear. It shows me Everything happening in the West.
Lee: Oh God.....Tell me you weren't spying on us on Thursday night two weeks ago!
Vanessa: I saw the beginning, but I preferred to log out when I saw how hard core it would get....what with you in that Neko Cat outfit.
Lee: JESUS, GOD!!
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XD
Biffy: That's what you said-no,screamed between hisses and meows-
Fem! Lee: BIFFY!!
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Got the idea from this [link]
*Vanessa and Kevin try to talk to Mrs. Ping on behalf of Biffy*
Vanessa: See, Mrs. Ping, it's about your daughter and Biffy Goldstein...you see....well....
Wait, Ma, we have to handle this delicately. *To Mrs. Ping* Mrs. Ping, Biffy Goldstein....would like to plow your daughter. *Vanessa's eyes scrunch up in shock, before she turns to glare at Kevin. As Mrs. Ping starts to twitch violently*
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Kevin: And when I mean plow I mean compleatly destory her. I mean from what I;ve heared he would run right threw her. The good news you will not have to wait long for grandkids.
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Biffy: *stalks up behind him and cracks knuckles* Prepare for impact,Levin!
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Mrs. Ping: I realize now....that since Lee is pregnant with Goldstein's child I can't wed her to a....*Get's hand clamped over her mouth, as Mr. Ping steps in front of Mrs. Ping who struggles with Vanesssa, who delivers slaps to her shoulders and face*
Mr. Ping: What your mother means is...that it's best for you to marry someone you love. Then some arranged marriage and we can both see your truely in love with each other. *Shouts over shoulder* RIGHT, DEAR!?
*Vanessa has her legs bent by V, who reaches beind herself to pull Mrs. Ping's hair up and down*
Mrs. Ping: RIGHT!!
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XD Ouch,and sheΒ΄s gonna be really pissed when she finds out when it gonna be more than one kid
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*Finding out tht during their break-up Biffy slept with Stephanie his old childhood friend, she insists on a freebie. Mainly her getting to sleep with someone to get back at him for it*
Stanley: She's not really gonna do it...is she, Dad?
Biffy: She claims she's gonna hve Holgar "Assist Her" in her revenge. But I'm not worried.
Ty: And the reason for this being?
Biffy: Holgar had a operation two years ago, the result being that "Little Holgar" doesn't stand to attention anymore.
Vanessa: Yeah...about that.
Biffy: *worried sound* Urr!?
Vanessa: Evidently, some advice from Cam actaully paid off. Holgar Calimed that his "Gerkenspiel" wouldn't spring to life. In reality he made it seem like a challenge to girls to "Help him out" *smiles sardonically* Five girls already claim to have Cured him.
Biffy: OH MY GOD!! MY WIFE IS GONNA SCREW A SWEDISH IDIOT WITH A TRICK SLONG!?!?!?
Abbey: *hands oveer stanley's ears* Louder, Biffy, they didn't hear you..IN PORTUGUAL!!!
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Lita wishes to have birth control, only as a precaution and to regulate her peroid....*shudders* Brrrr!!
Benita: Lita wants me to take her and get her some birth control. [Rex heads for the back of the house] Where are you going?
Oh, I'm gonna kill Ozzy. He's in back, so I have to go in the backyard to kill him.
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Lab Rat: What happened?
Abby: Rex is about kill our son
Lab Rat: WHAT?
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Vanessa: *Finds Rex trying to slice Ozzy with his BFS, which she catches between her fingers* Rex, what are you doing to my Nieces son, who I valure more then FIVE of YOU!?
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Rex: Do really what to know why I'm about kill the boy who's possibly having sex with my daughter?
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*Ozzy cries out from behind tree, behind Vanessa who is all that stands between the two*
Ozzy: Mr. Salazar, thou I do love your daughter. I value my life too much to do ANYTHING with her before she's Twenty!!
SO YOU DO INTEND TO DEFILE HER!!!! *V, wraps her black hair around Rex, keeping Rex from cannonball into poor Ozzy, who promptly dashes over to his parents.* GET OVER HERE "BLACK-STUD!!"
Vanessa: BENITA, GET MY TRANQUILIZER DART!! The Rhino-Dosage!!
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OMG S!"# is about to go down!
Lita: What's going on?
Wing Ming: I think your dad trying to kill your boyfriend
Lita: WHAT!? *runs off to stop it*
Stanley: Should we help?
Wing Ming: Nah,I say we sit back and enjoy the show
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Biffy: (Is wrestling Rex to the ground) Rex, WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!??!?? Did you have one too many frozen mocha frappachinos!!?
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Alex: I could Never make Ben angry at me. I mean...could you imagine him....Angry? His eyes simmering with a deep smoldering rage, he rushes forward, pinning me to the bed, his hand jerking up my shirt to grab at my breasts. Fingers pinching at my nipples as he rocks his bulge against my pelvis, ripping my shrit from my body as he nibbles on my neck, pulling back enough to unzip my pants and his. His Underwear covered package bulging from his fly, his hand sliding down my open pants, fingers plunging into my sopping wet Pussy. I cry for him to stop, but he won't, he takes out his Ten Inch long Dick AND THEN! AND THEN!!! AND THEN!!!!!! (Sits straight up, ridgid and a deep shivering shudder rippling down her entire frame.) Anyone have a cigarette?
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Vanessa: The Girl makes a Nymphomaniac look Sedated!!
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It worked! XP
XD I know right!?
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(Hearing that Benita was attacked by a unknown group, Vanessa i outraged as she's come to see benita as a Daughter figure)
(Maybe you'll add this to the story with Vanessa and Noah finding Rex with his throat cut?)
Vanessa: (To Six) Eugene, find them! Find them and kill them! No, don't kill them. Bring them to me. I'll kill them. But not at first. I know a toenail doesn't seem MUCH, but when Slowly pulled away from the body, it produces a nice screeching yell. Next. I'll take a hammer, and smash their toes, little to big. Then, if it was a man, and I know it was a man, I'll turn the hammer AROUND!!!
Six: ......Alright.
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After a five year peroid and bonding over their hatred of Shari lewis, the two have gotten really close, and you DON'T Mess with people Vanessa loves
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XP I'll keep that in mind
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XD I guess. ThatΒ΄s one reason why her big BF keeps her around
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I mean, he won the Karma lottery or something
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Hell yeah XD And so did she
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I dunno, she could have got plenty of men, I mean she is both brains and beauty; a killer combo
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Okay... this is weird. Oh, and you seem to have a duplicate of this in your gallery.
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XD Geez,clam down
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Can I have a cookie?
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