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SnappleZeApple [2015-09-28 07:20:38 +0000 UTC]

The base is there, but the execution is rather lackluster. Her bosoms need to be more brimming. Let the chest be your canvas and inspiration your brush. In fact, if you're a healthy female of breeding age, maybe I could teach you the ways of an art connoisseur over dinner. Have you ever had dinner with an artist? I bet not.

So, even though you haven't asked me yourself, I might as well tell you the gloomy details and get the whole thing over with. I'm 18 years old, I have dark hair, I'm a little over six feet tall, and I have green eyes, a car, and a country club membership. These are all desirable traits that fertile adults seek to propagate. Get back to me.

laughs because this is my favorite copypasta

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TaskmasterTChalla [2015-09-26 19:32:08 +0000 UTC]

I've got a POCKET full of sunshine!!!  :I

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GrapeHufflepuff [2015-09-26 18:19:10 +0000 UTC]

He's perfecf

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