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Published: 2003-11-14 04:26:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 313; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 64
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Applethere was this girl
she ate a pearl
but thought it was an apple
it tasted like crapple
and she spit it out
with a high pitched shout
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hmmmmmm.......... i think i can sense... WAIT! a.. deeper sense... ? mhm... checking sensors... 3.. 2.. hmm... checking again... ah! there, there... a small signal... DING! deeper sense... not found...!
SORRYYYYY !!
HA! JUST KIDDIN' YOU KNOW I (LOVE) YOU!!!
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hey I like it - short - funny - cute - and it sounds nice to read.
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haha... you read just about the only cheery poem I have in my gallery. Thank you for the comment.
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You should really thank Chris ( ~ livingbyair ) he bitched at me to write him a food poem. i only did it to get him off my back. And I have no clue where the words came from. But you're welcome anyway.
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lol... I could try to turn it into a song... I think it would be interesting. gimme some time to think on it.
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s'ok if you ever need me to put an electronic mix in the background call me
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wow.. that is.. strange...
the last line is kewl tho
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Only the last line is cool? It sounds like you don't like my poem very much....
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strange?... you no like my silly poem?...its all good it was stupid anyway.
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strange is usually good, freaky is bad, but strange is good, I am very strange and I like myself very much.
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Yea... you are strange aren't you?... *gasp* j/k... freaaky I think is good too... just depends on the kind of freaky.
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I think I move into the 'freaky' category, but good freaky. You make a good point, its just the extremes that start to scare me.
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I donly think you move into the freaky category... you seem pretty normal to me... but then I can't judge very well afte only knowing you on the net.
Heh.. and you just proved to me that you are at least slightly normal by saying "its jsut the extremes that start to scare me". Not even the extremees scare me... as a matter of fact I aim to be part of the extremes... but so far I'm mostly unsuccessful. *shrug* oh well.
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I think I've been moving more toward 'normal' although normal isn't what I thought it would be, I've been drinking less and less, stopped smoking, that sort of thing. its amazing the power women have over guys.
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OoOoOoOoOoOo.... who is she? where did you meet her? how old? whats she like? DETAILSSSS!!!!!!
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this girl named elizabeth, she's a freshman at ttu. I met her through a friend. She's 18. She is also more of a nie girl than I've seen in a long time. So refreshing, I need to get a picture of her on my motorcycle.
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Awwwwww!! how cute. I'm glad she has made a good impact on you and even more glad she is making you happy, Congrats boyo
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I wouldn't say she's making me happy yet, I'm having to try really really hard. Like being romantic and stuff, I'm not used to that. Driving me wild would be a more accurate description.
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AH hahahaha!!!! All the better. 
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I think she is actually having me go to church with her tonight.
Church, this thing I haven't gone to in like two years now. How do women do this to us?
My friend said he was going with his girlfriend too so at least I won't be alone.
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This woman would never drag a man to church for the main reason that she does not believe in God.. long story hard to explain so don't ask.... but we can get you to do things like that cause if you really like the girl you wanna make her happy. Really we don't do it to you... you do it to yourself.
Its good though that your friend will be with you lol... or you'd have to rely only on your girl...
Have fun at church.
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church, well, its been over two years since I've gone, but I would have never expected to be there last night. Usually the night before my birthday I get really drunk and then get even more drunk the night of my birthday. Maybe this year is going to be different.
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Would it be a good thing if it were different? I think maybe it would. But if you do drink the night before and the night of your birthday DON'T GET CAUGHT....and don't get alcohol poisoning. A freind of mine recently got that and it was sooo scary... she won't even drink anymore. Well... last night she had one drink and it made her sick.
Did you have fun at church last night?
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I didn't drink last night, but I will be having a few beers tonight. I've gotten past alcohol poisoning before. Its a scary deal.
the church thing was okay, not what I remember church being like, actually having decent rock music going seems to help. Plus I sit there and let my mind wander for a couple of hours...
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Ah haaa... I see. Sp tonight is your birthday huh? Well happy birthday to you. I hope you have a great night.
Haha... church has changed a bit. Now you don't only listen to that christian music, but some good stuff. Still all I ever found church good for was to let my mind wander (like yours did), and I can do that anywhere.
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less than 2 minutes by a minute and 24 secons i'll have you know!
NO ONE CAN SAY THAT THAT DOESN'T KICK SOME FANTASTIC POETRY SMOETRY!
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So I did it in 36 seconds is what you're saying? 0_o Very cool... I didn't think I could do that.
I wuv you too... thank you soo much for the comment and inspiration chris... cause even though I thought it was stupid... just reading some of the comments on it brightened my night a little more.
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and I love you for it, but no more bitching at me to write hppy or food poems... goodness knows what id come up with the net time.
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I didn't think i was bitching, but fair enough. (sorry)
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You weren't...
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