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Eep, so I really loved this season <3 The pre-merge was mostly exciting, and the post merge was really dynamic (until about the end awks) but it gave me one of my FAVORITE winners in a season in Tina.
Rankings!:
16: Colby Donaldson: I don't really hate him that much, but he was so annoying. Mostly cause he would say that people were deserving and what not, which I didn't mind, but then he said that he was a nice person and the next second he blows up on someone. And then he got on Jerri for being a horrible person when the last episode they were flirting and making an alliance (which he quickly betrayed lol). Idk there were things that he did that I just didn't like.
#15: Nick Brown: He wasn't funny, he was just there for like the entire time he was in. He had no personality at all and I HATED when all he did was sit around and then criticize others for not doing enough work.
#14: Mitchell Olson: I kinda liked him at first, but then he just turned into a bitch for me. Like he never did anything and was just weak and he said mean shit about other people who were trying to save him o_o He was just an asshole. Other than that not much to him lmao.
#13: Keith Famie: Lol I'll admit he had some funny moments, but a lot of the rest of the time he was annoying, maybe just cause that's the way he was edited but meh, he seemed annoying even from a viewer's perspective.
#12: Kel Gleason: Lmfao the beef jerkey shit was hilarious and awful. Other than that who cares? Not me.
#11: Debb Gleason: Had hilarious moments but overall wasn't that great. Really the only thing I remember her for is RAWKKSSS??????
#10: Michael Skupin: Lmao he was insane in this season o__o It wasnt really in the funny way either, it's just "Oh... Skupin's hunting for pig... fun.." and sometimes he got on my nerves for constantly wanting to outdo others and himself, but it wasnt really anything serious.
#9: Amber Brkich: Had some funny small moments, but whenever she got a "big" episode she was just boring MOR. Never had anything going on for her and she's an awful narrator lul.
#8: Rodger Bingham: Was cute, never really a big character but was likable. He and Elisabeth's father/daughter thing was really cute and I appreciate it for what's it was worth.
#7: Maralyn Hershey: Marangel <333 She was so lovable and righteous. Like whenever everyone thought Kel had beef jerkey, she was the one to stand up and tell them to apologize and to stop being assholes and was a defender of what was right. Also the scene where she was singing <3 Love her.
#6: Kimmi Kapenburg: Goddess. I dont even need to explain why I love her cause she was so insane <333 Sharing crazy chimcar-like sex stories at night and laughing obnoxiously <3 Defending the chickens <3 Alol I loved it.
#5: Alicia Calaway: Lol I know she was really MORing and people dont really care for her, but she was such a bitch out of confessionals lmao. My favorite scene of hers is (not fingerwaving) but when she and Jeff formed an alliance and then went off to get wood, and they were both opening strategizing and talking shit about everyone <3
#4: Jeff Varner: A lot of people hate him but I love him lulz. He was fun and hilarious cause he was such a cunt. Like he was always talking about people and was telling how it was, and idk I just loved him.
#3: Elisabeth Filarski: What an angel <333333 I loved her through thick and thin cause she was ~real~ and never backed down from people. And she was so naturally adorable and sweet, so it was kinda hard not to root for her to win ;_;
#2: Jerri Manthey: It's hard NOT to love Jerri just cause she's such a brat on purpose <3 She deliberately instigates fights with people just to have fun lmao. That's pretty much her whole story and I love her for it. She pretty much brought on all the hate she got and she enjoyed it all and she was hilarious during it. Owning Kel for no reason <3 Tearing Keith apart every fucking episode <3 Lol and the chocolate scene was the best. Love her.
#1: Tina Wesson: Not only is she one of the oldest contestants of the season, but she was so righteous lmfao. Like everything she did brought justice and it was amazing. She was really sweet and loving for the first half, and then she was put into the minority quickly ;_; She was also a pretty good player, like convincing Colby to flip, getting Elisabeth/Nick/Rodger to vote Jerri out, and convincing Cobly to bring her to the final tc where she owned him. My favorite quote from her was:
Jerri: Well when I'm on reward someone's gonna have to cook rice aahha!
Tina: Well I don't cook the rice because I don't want to be judged
*Jerri shut down*
Lol the amount of times Tina has completely shut Jerri down <333333 Even when Jerri asked her jury question Tina owned her. Goddess.