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Published: 2010-09-22 09:26:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 1180; Favourites: 12; Downloads: 4
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Description I made this in one hour as a warm up, and I couldn't stop giggling.

Ever wondered how Apocalypse keeps his lips so soft and blue? Well, he shops at Vancome, that is, he used to. He was just trying out a brand new shade of indigo, when Kathy Wajanowski showed up and ruined his shopping pleasure.

Kathy: How may I help you, RuPaul?
Eh: Yes, please, I can't decide between indigo and azure. Which one do you think brings out my eyes better.
Kathy: To be honest, I'm surprised you haven't gouged your eyes out after seeing yourself in the mirror.

If you feel creeped out after seeing this, I did my job. Isn't he cute, trying to put on some make up, all by himself? Despite being several millenniums old, he still doesn't know not to apply lipstick outside of his lipline.

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LannaD In reply to ??? [2017-04-05 12:31:17 +0000 UTC]

Oops! But she mostly does it when she's using her catchphrase.

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Spleef In reply to LannaD [2017-06-05 16:25:24 +0000 UTC]

Tchaaaaa... you know what?

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LannaD In reply to Spleef [2017-06-05 17:57:07 +0000 UTC]

Uh-uh!

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tigerfangart [2012-06-26 22:01:34 +0000 UTC]

Pfffhehehehehe.

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LannaD In reply to tigerfangart [2012-06-26 22:10:04 +0000 UTC]

What? You think beauty just happens?

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tigerfangart In reply to LannaD [2012-06-27 00:01:21 +0000 UTC]

That depends. If it's Igor Kordey drawing, then no. It never happens. Ever.

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LannaD In reply to tigerfangart [2012-06-27 04:41:49 +0000 UTC]

I don't really get the reference.

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tigerfangart In reply to LannaD [2012-06-27 05:14:51 +0000 UTC]

He was an artist on a few X-Men titles. And he was really bad.

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LannaD In reply to tigerfangart [2012-06-27 06:46:40 +0000 UTC]

Oh? "Rob Liefeld" bad, or even worse?

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tigerfangart In reply to LannaD [2012-06-27 23:13:16 +0000 UTC]

There's plenty of examples online. See for yourself.

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LannaD In reply to tigerfangart [2012-06-28 05:26:28 +0000 UTC]

Well, anatomy is certainly better than Liefeld. I never like styles that overuse lines, though.

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devilkais [2011-12-03 18:56:51 +0000 UTC]

Since we're talking about the greatest villain of x-men (along with a certain geneticist) , Well the color was from birth. He was born with blue ears , Blue lips with the lines on his cheeks. His Skin was ash-coloured though.
Besides he has already disguised him as a goddess once...

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LannaD In reply to devilkais [2011-12-03 19:41:05 +0000 UTC]

A godDESS? I take it that he had to wear a BIG veil.

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devilkais In reply to LannaD [2011-12-03 19:49:32 +0000 UTC]

Kali-ma the dark mother,he posed as that goddess in india. He also posed as Set in egypt , Sauru in persia... He's the character with so many possibilities for great stories, but writers jerk off toomuch to Magneto & the sentinels to Give the Big A his proper due.
Actually he doesn't need a veil. His primary mutation is megamorphism. His body needs little to no sustenance & he can alter his form & colour after 5000 years of practice.

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LannaD In reply to devilkais [2011-12-03 20:04:19 +0000 UTC]

Well, he's far too powerful, and if they overuse him, they'd have to explain how he didn't destroy everyone.
Oh, that wouldn't be nice to wake up to in bed.

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devilkais In reply to LannaD [2011-12-03 20:17:50 +0000 UTC]

Well he doesn't want to destroy. Destruction is a mean for him, not the end, all he wants is to see the fit specimen survive. In X-cutionner song, he was walking with broken bones , weakened, yet manages to K.O Quicksilver, Archangel, Colossus & Storm like kids. But he didn't want their death, in fact he acknowledges the x-men only if they'll be pawns or if they oppose him presently. Besides , he's , like Dr Doom, a test to see the worth of a writer

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LannaD In reply to devilkais [2011-12-03 20:36:26 +0000 UTC]

Nietzsche before Nietzsche.

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WizardAngst101 [2010-11-18 18:03:06 +0000 UTC]

*basks in the extreme lol*

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LannaD In reply to WizardAngst101 [2010-11-18 18:18:45 +0000 UTC]

Apocalypse: Yoohoo...

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WizardAngst101 In reply to LannaD [2010-11-18 21:36:13 +0000 UTC]

Me: *runs back in and takes photograph* This is going straight onto Facebook!

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LannaD In reply to WizardAngst101 [2010-11-18 21:55:28 +0000 UTC]

Apocalypse: Send me a link, dear!

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WizardAngst101 In reply to LannaD [2010-11-19 16:08:36 +0000 UTC]

Me: I shall!

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jameslink [2010-11-13 01:41:51 +0000 UTC]

LOL! This is f'ing hilarious!

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LannaD In reply to jameslink [2010-11-13 05:12:23 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. I was going to draw him coming on to Sinister, but it seemed like too much.

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burywhite [2010-11-02 07:18:38 +0000 UTC]

Too funny, rofl

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LannaD In reply to burywhite [2010-11-02 08:49:57 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. He's also wearing fake eyelashes.

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December-Devil [2010-10-10 18:50:54 +0000 UTC]

Luv it!!

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LannaD In reply to December-Devil [2010-10-10 19:24:26 +0000 UTC]

Apocalypse: Who's in the mood for a kissy-pooh, huh?

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December-Devil In reply to LannaD [2010-10-11 19:58:33 +0000 UTC]

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YoungMsMarvel [2010-10-07 17:21:03 +0000 UTC]

puccer up Apocalypse!! XDXDXD

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LannaD In reply to YoungMsMarvel [2010-10-07 18:42:14 +0000 UTC]

A big kissy-pooh coming up!

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YoungMsMarvel In reply to LannaD [2010-10-07 19:21:03 +0000 UTC]

XD lay it on me!

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LannaD In reply to YoungMsMarvel [2010-10-07 20:28:16 +0000 UTC]

Apocalypse: *kiss, kiss*

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JoanDark [2010-09-30 12:42:05 +0000 UTC]

Apocalypse(MCC): O.o You people will never see me doing that for sure

And lol :3

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LannaD In reply to JoanDark [2010-09-30 12:46:47 +0000 UTC]

Oh, really? What about eyeshadow?

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JoanDark In reply to LannaD [2010-09-30 12:47:28 +0000 UTC]

Apocalypse: Never gonna try it!

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LannaD In reply to JoanDark [2010-09-30 12:48:25 +0000 UTC]

Blush? Powder? Rouge? Mascara?

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JoanDark In reply to LannaD [2010-09-30 16:28:50 +0000 UTC]

Apocalypse: No, no, no and no

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LannaD In reply to JoanDark [2010-09-30 16:29:56 +0000 UTC]

Not even foundation?

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JoanDark In reply to LannaD [2010-09-30 16:42:26 +0000 UTC]

Apocalypse: Hmmm no not even to hide my tattoos

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LannaD In reply to JoanDark [2010-09-30 16:51:44 +0000 UTC]

OK.

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JoanDark In reply to LannaD [2010-09-30 16:57:45 +0000 UTC]

Apocalypse:

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LannaD In reply to JoanDark [2010-09-30 16:59:11 +0000 UTC]

Are you evil?

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JoanDark In reply to LannaD [2010-09-30 17:02:55 +0000 UTC]

Apocalypse: Oh yes i'm....the most evil villain of Power-X
Hecate: HEY APO! I'M THE MOST EVIL VILLAIN!
Apocalypse: Shut up!

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LannaD In reply to JoanDark [2010-09-30 17:12:22 +0000 UTC]

Fight, fight, fight, fight!

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JoanDark In reply to LannaD [2010-09-30 17:27:00 +0000 UTC]

Apocalypse: I'm better than u
Hecate: *purrs* I'm enjoying where this is gonna end
Apocalypse: It gonna end now! See? Enjoyed the end of it?
Hecate: -_- I hate u
Apocalypse: No u don't have me...it's completely the opposite...ya love me

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LannaD In reply to JoanDark [2010-09-30 18:23:57 +0000 UTC]

*waves a pom-pom* Go, go, go!

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JoanDark In reply to LannaD [2010-09-30 18:31:05 +0000 UTC]

Hecate: Ok I confess I love ya
Apocalypse: Cool I knew it
Hecate: OO u knew?
Apocalypse: With that eyes looking at me what ya think i would see?

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LannaD In reply to JoanDark [2010-09-30 19:52:32 +0000 UTC]

Do I need to leave you alone to kiss, or something?

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JoanDark In reply to LannaD [2010-09-30 20:02:32 +0000 UTC]

Hecate: We don't kiss, that thing never kiss *point to Apocalypse*
Apocalypse: Ur getting on my nerve now

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