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And now for the rest of the story behind Fat Girl Winter !

Misty McIntyre absolutely cannot stand cold temperatures (ice cream notwithstanding). She loves to travel where it's warm and tropical, keeps her thermostat at 75º in the winter, and has no use for ice and snow. Randi and Joy have come to Aspen to hit the slopes, but the only skis Misty knows anything about are The Big Lebowski and Monica Lewinsky. She's strictly a "hang out at the lodge buffet and hot tub" gal.

So Randi and Joy got to talking about how cool it would be to go out in the snow in their bikinis and take pictures. Misty laughed and said hell no. After her sisters cooed and coaxed "Come on, it'll be fun! It's not that cold! The snow's so pretty! Mama will get mad if we send her the picture without you in it!" and got a pitcher of bellinis down her, Misty grudgingly caved – though on the condition that she would wear her one-piece suit for a little extra skin coverage.

Cut to this outtake photo. After five minutes outside, Randi's husband Paul is taking too long futzing around with his fancy camera, and our tenderfoot Misty is over it. Here she's drunkenly unloading on her brother-in-law, quote: "Go ahead and take the stupid f***in' picture before I freeze my damn titties off!"

Randi and Joy, two grownup tomboys made of sterner stuff, found the pampered princess's meltdown most amusing indeed. But right after capturing their frosty moment of glamour, the girls retreated straight to the hot tub, and Misty was placated with hot cocoa and a tray of peach cobbler a la mode. And Misty never set foot out of the lodge again until it was time to go to the airport, swaddled in cozy layers of Lane Bryant finery. And yeah, she had to admit with a chuckle... that snow did look pretty on her Instagram. The end!

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And now for the rest of the story behind Fat Girl Winter !

Misty McIntyre absolutely cannot stand cold temperatures (ice cream notwithstanding). She loves to travel where it's warm and tropical, keeps her thermostat at 75º in the winter, and has no use for ice and snow. Randi and Joy have come to Aspen to hit the slopes, but the only skis Misty knows anything about are The Big Lebowski and Monica Lewinsky. She's strictly a "hang out at the lodge buffet and hot tub" gal.

So Randi and Joy got to talking about how cool it would be to go out in the snow in their bikinis and take pictures. Misty laughed and said hell no. After her sisters cooed and coaxed "Come on, it'll be fun! It's not that cold! The snow's so pretty! Mama will get mad if we send her the picture without you in it!" and got a pitcher of bellinis down her, Misty grudgingly caved – though on the condition that she would wear her one-piece suit for a little extra skin coverage.

Cut to this outtake photo. After five minutes outside, Randi's husband Paul is taking too long futzing around with his fancy camera, and our tenderfoot Misty is over it. Here she's drunkenly unloading on her brother-in-law, quote: "Go ahead and take the stupid f***in' picture before I freeze my damn titties off!"

Randi and Joy, two grownup tomboys made of sterner stuff, found the pampered princess's meltdown most amusing indeed. But right after capturing their frosty moment of glamour, the girls retreated straight to the hot tub, and Misty was placated with hot cocoa and a tray of peach cobbler a la mode. And Misty never set foot out of the lodge again until it was time to go to the airport, swaddled in cozy layers of Lane Bryant finery. And yeah, she had to admit with a chuckle... that snow did look pretty on her Instagram. The end!