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Published: 2010-12-03 17:54:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 16628; Favourites: 238; Downloads: 262
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fox glaze at her appoment as he/she enters the arena. her gut digests the other who losts. looks like anther victim more than an appoment.fox (C) hoek line and stinker cartoon saloon
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[story]
Announcer: The next battle will be delayed while the tournament organizers examine our next competitor.
(dressing room; Fox and her coach are there)
Coach: Your next battle was DELAYED???
Fox: Yes, coach.
Coach: There are only three ways to solve this situation. The first one is to drop out; if you choose that option, I'll guide you back to the car and the announcer will declare you as a 'NO SHOW'. The second one is to forfeit; choose this, and you just go out there, approach the judge, and tell him that you forfeit. The third one is disqualification; if the organizers come in, they'll say that you're DQ'd. Either way, your opponent will become a wild card, hopefully making him forgo some the upcoming rounds.
(tourney organizers come in)
Organizer #1: Fox?
Fox: Yes?
Organizer #2: We reviewed your actions of your last two rounds by looking at the surveillance tapes.
Fox: Please don't disqualify me.
Organizer #3: You ate them whole, so you really ARE disqualified. That means the opponent you would've faced is a wild card.
Organizer #4: This also means that you're banned from tournament competition for life. EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!!!!!
(Fox punches organizers, then runs toward the arena)
Organizer #5: We need security staff in the arena now!
(arena)
(security staff comes in with high-tech ultra-powerful tasers set at full blast aimed at Fox)
Security chief: FIRE!
(tasers fire at Fox, killing her)
Security chief: What's going on with these tasers; they're outta control.
Security officer #1: THEY'RE MALFUNCTIONING, SIR!!!
Security chief: EVACUATE THE ARENA BEFORE THEY DO SOMETHING HORRIFYING!!!
(tasers blow sparks, causing the arena's circuit breaker to take control of anything connected into a wall socket)
(bowling alley)
Me: Let's see if I can get a perfect 300.
(bowling alley's circuit breaker takes over anything connected to a wall socket)
Me: What's going on here???
(front desk)
Me: What's happening with this place?
Clerk: Check the black-light mini-golf and the Game Room.
(black-light mini-golf)
Me: Oh, man; it's bringing up the carpet in there.
(game room)
Me: This is bad; REALLY bad.
(city blows up, leaving a crater 13 miles deep that has a 13-mile radius)
[THE END]
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Nice touch with the Leotard and Legwarmers. I love '80's styles.
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I think with Fox there, all her opponents would withdraw from the competition! ^^
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Yeah not pregnant. Descriptions are there for a reason bro. Read them.
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For sure I would do a hip grab on her, especially with a belly full of preys!
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he was trying to say opponent...
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That must be one stretchy leotard.
I think it is interesting that you have chosen gray as a line color.
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