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Published: 2010-06-02 01:14:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 3549; Favourites: 56; Downloads: 21
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Description BECAUSE CORPSE AND I WERE BLINDED BY LOVE AND THROBBING LUST WE RUSHED OUR PRENUP WITHOUT REALLY THINKING IT THROUGH

I LOST EVERYTHING

NOW I AM FAT AND ALONE
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Comments: 60

reginleifthevalkyrie [2010-06-13 01:52:18 +0000 UTC]

ZOMBOI LEFT HONNO FOR CA$HMONEY.
GODDAMN HOUSEWRECKING COCKHUNGER TWINK.

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Lori-Ayona [2010-06-10 17:51:31 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS WHY MARRIAGE IS OUTDATED

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littlered100 [2010-06-03 02:13:14 +0000 UTC]

Damn. They seemed so happy D:

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Zenophelion [2010-06-02 18:46:40 +0000 UTC]

FAT HANNA IS LIKE THE STUFF OF NIGHTMARES
CORPSE WAS RIGHT TO LEAVE THIS MONSTROSITY

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noodlesqueen [2010-06-02 16:18:18 +0000 UTC]

I just read a conversation about twins and Hanna being fat and stuff and now I'm scarred >: I

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Lascaux In reply to noodlesqueen [2010-06-02 21:20:29 +0000 UTC]

I SIMPLY JEST, FRIEND

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KiwaKiwi [2010-06-02 05:12:54 +0000 UTC]

ACTUALLY, DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE LOST MUCH OTHER THAN HIS MATTRESS

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sweetlittlekitty In reply to KiwaKiwi [2010-06-02 18:58:47 +0000 UTC]

LAPTOP? )8

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KiwaKiwi In reply to sweetlittlekitty [2010-06-03 04:31:01 +0000 UTC]

YEAH I GUESS THAT TOO. BUT HE CAN STEAL FROM CONROD.

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Lascaux In reply to KiwaKiwi [2010-06-02 07:18:40 +0000 UTC]

IT WAS ALL HE HAD

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KiwaKiwi In reply to Lascaux [2010-06-02 15:21:39 +0000 UTC]

DUMPSTER-DIVING IS A SKILL HONNO HAS BEEN PERFECTING FOR AGES. IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO HARD FOR HIM TO FIND ANOTHER ONE.

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rabidscience [2010-06-02 03:00:40 +0000 UTC]

this is creepy.
:l

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lack-of-luck [2010-06-02 02:32:17 +0000 UTC]

He should have married the cake.

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Sinsario [2010-06-02 02:08:34 +0000 UTC]

BUT THEN I SAW THIS AND WAS SAD

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Lascaux In reply to Sinsario [2010-06-02 02:14:57 +0000 UTC]

HAHAHAA

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carnemire [2010-06-02 01:48:42 +0000 UTC]

omg you crack me up <3

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CoconutMilkyway [2010-06-02 01:42:30 +0000 UTC]

DID HE FIND SOME OTHER GINGER RETARD TO MATE WITH? WHAT WILL THE KIDS SAY WHEN THEY GROW UP? AWKWARD QUESTIONS.

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Lascaux In reply to CoconutMilkyway [2010-06-02 01:53:01 +0000 UTC]

THE YOUNG ONES STIR WITHIN HIS BOWELS

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CoconutMilkyway In reply to Lascaux [2010-06-02 02:01:34 +0000 UTC]

PLURAL? OH BOY TWINS

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Lascaux In reply to CoconutMilkyway [2010-06-02 02:14:41 +0000 UTC]

ZOMBIE HAS POTENT SEED

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FlamelsPixie In reply to CoconutMilkyway [2010-06-02 02:12:25 +0000 UTC]

QUADRUPLETS, EVEN.

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CoconutMilkyway In reply to FlamelsPixie [2010-06-02 02:50:41 +0000 UTC]

ACTUALLY I THINK HES JUST THAT FAT
HE TELLS EVERYONE HE'S JUST "OVERDUE"

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FlamelsPixie In reply to CoconutMilkyway [2010-06-02 02:51:13 +0000 UTC]

SHAME ON HIM.

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CoconutMilkyway In reply to FlamelsPixie [2010-06-02 03:06:30 +0000 UTC]

HE'S ONLY FOOLING HIMSELF

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MsMeow [2010-06-02 01:42:15 +0000 UTC]

SO SAD

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surrealistdreamer [2010-06-02 01:35:56 +0000 UTC]

OH HANNA! It's okay. You just need to start eating right so you can play the field again. Maybe you can find another nice corpse.

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Lascaux In reply to surrealistdreamer [2010-06-02 01:57:44 +0000 UTC]

No. Never. That was HANNA'S CORPSE ONLYYYYY

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surrealistdreamer In reply to Lascaux [2010-06-02 02:36:23 +0000 UTC]

I know it seems that way right now, but that doesn't mean Hanna can't bounce back! Or...uh...I got nothin'.

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abnerdwight [2010-06-02 01:35:23 +0000 UTC]

HANNA YOU ARE STUPID! YOU KNOW CORPSE WAS A HO!

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TheLaaarch [2010-06-02 01:32:09 +0000 UTC]

Fuck's sake corpse you don't like going out on the town but you'll do it just to cheat on me and you don't like having a cock in your hand but you'll do it when the guy's not me

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Lascaux In reply to TheLaaarch [2010-06-02 01:34:02 +0000 UTC]

Corpse is a fickle woman

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TheLaaarch In reply to Lascaux [2010-06-02 19:07:54 +0000 UTC]

She's rather flat.

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jello-bomb [2010-06-02 01:30:47 +0000 UTC]

AW DANG CAN I HAVE MY WEDDING PRESENT BACK??

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SharpAce [2010-06-02 01:25:30 +0000 UTC]

WHAT HAPPENED?! THEY WERE SO PERFECT

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abnerdwight In reply to SharpAce [2010-06-02 01:35:51 +0000 UTC]

THATS WHY THEY BROKE UP!

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SharpAce In reply to abnerdwight [2010-06-02 02:05:20 +0000 UTC]

WHA- BUT THEY WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER

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abnerdwight In reply to SharpAce [2010-06-02 02:33:18 +0000 UTC]

ITS A CYCLE.. THEY'RE GOING BACK TOGETHER A LITTLE BIT.

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SharpAce In reply to abnerdwight [2010-06-02 02:35:19 +0000 UTC]

WHAT IF THEY DON'T?! HM?! WHAT THEN?!

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abnerdwight In reply to SharpAce [2010-06-02 02:36:21 +0000 UTC]

DEPENDS ON HOW EPIC THE LOVE STORY WILL BE!

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SharpAce In reply to abnerdwight [2010-06-02 02:41:49 +0000 UTC]

HOW EPIC WILL THIERS BE?!

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abnerdwight In reply to SharpAce [2010-06-02 02:44:09 +0000 UTC]

IT DEPENDS ON THE AUTHOR... I HOPE VESSER MAKES IT A TRIANGLE!

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SharpAce In reply to abnerdwight [2010-06-02 02:45:37 +0000 UTC]

OH MY GAWD! IT'S NOVELLA STATUS

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abnerdwight In reply to SharpAce [2010-06-02 02:47:55 +0000 UTC]

OH YESH!!!! I WANNA DO A MORE DRAMU VERSION OF THIS!!!! +TAKES NOTES!+

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SharpAce In reply to abnerdwight [2010-06-02 02:48:49 +0000 UTC]

HURRRY!

XD Did you see the "My Theory" one, btw?

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abnerdwight In reply to SharpAce [2010-06-02 02:58:22 +0000 UTC]

I HAVE A FUKEN PILE OF PROJECTS! BUT I'LL DO THIS FOR YOU!

MU THEORY IS AWESOMEST!!!

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SharpAce In reply to abnerdwight [2010-06-02 04:18:03 +0000 UTC]

GNEE

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lollidream [2010-06-02 01:22:43 +0000 UTC]

HE'LL COME BACK.
THEY ALWAYS DO.
LIKE SOME CHEESY ASIAN DRAMA. OR KOREAN.

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Original-Elfish In reply to lollidream [2010-06-02 03:57:29 +0000 UTC]

LIKE LANA IN SMALLVILLE.
GOD LANA JUST DIE ALREADY.

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lollidream In reply to Original-Elfish [2010-06-02 04:05:33 +0000 UTC]

I FEEL YOU, BRO.
I FEEL YOU.

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sweetlittlekitty [2010-06-02 01:20:39 +0000 UTC]

MARRIAGE IS EVIL

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