Comments: 18
Dr-Pod [2015-10-10 01:02:51 +0000 UTC]
well that just made me sad.
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Newportal [2015-09-18 06:08:40 +0000 UTC]
Poor Space Pirate, had no idea Samus never got over the raid of K-2L. Probably hasn't even heard of K-2L. She was reminded of that day because of him. He never stood a chance.
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Malicious-Monkey [2015-09-16 15:20:53 +0000 UTC]
OMG what an adorable pirate. And Samus looks a bit like SA-X in this one!
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robotneva [2014-07-25 21:50:32 +0000 UTC]
(:
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Keara13 [2014-02-24 19:09:50 +0000 UTC]
omg yes. This is perfect, i couldn't help but imagine this when reading there entries.
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Girfan2000 [2013-11-23 20:42:40 +0000 UTC]
I actually feel bad a bit. Too bad Samus has no translator.
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BaganSmashBros [2013-06-22 14:07:58 +0000 UTC]
They really need to learn English if they want to pray for their lives correctly...Or at least become cute...
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l33tn3rdz [2013-02-23 15:35:16 +0000 UTC]
I read those logs and thought, ok what ever person is running these operations GETS IT ON PRINCIPLE!
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DragonFiresongs [2012-10-23 14:15:25 +0000 UTC]
That poor pirate. ;n;
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CommodoreZeke [2012-03-04 04:23:40 +0000 UTC]
Metroids are not pets. Metroids are not for target practice. Finally, unauthorized feeding of Metroids is still strictly prohibited.
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l33tn3rdz In reply to CommodoreZeke [2013-02-23 15:42:55 +0000 UTC]
"There is a reason we have these rules. They are for your own safety and not to mention OSHA back on homeworld got after us for "unsafe working conditions".
Might I remind you of these idiots."
*shows security footage of metroids attacking and killing verious people who let them out for various reasons*
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Ayumu-Konno [2012-02-22 04:18:43 +0000 UTC]
good thing I don't kill those who doesn't attack me =w=
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LegendarySwordsman [2012-02-04 00:40:13 +0000 UTC]
Oh god. >__> Pirate logs. haha. this was funny cute.
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MetroidMaster01 [2012-02-03 19:11:26 +0000 UTC]
Ha I love the pirate logs xD
The ones regarding metroid pets are pretty funny too.
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Razgriz-3 [2012-02-03 06:16:33 +0000 UTC]
Yeah. "Ripped in half." "Burned to death." "Head trauma, liver trauma, lower groin trauma, knee trauma, more head trauma, laser bolts in the chest."
And those are the GOOD parts.
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