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Le-Feline — Cookies sketch by-nc-nd

Published: 2011-03-29 18:41:55 +0000 UTC; Views: 1611; Favourites: 31; Downloads: 12
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Description Sarcastic mage Hawke and the Arishok. The conversation goes like this:

H: You're so big and grim. Can I tickle you?
A: .... No.
H: Aww... what if I give you a cookie?
A:...
H: The power of my cookie beckons you. Submit to the cookie, like now.

Sketched for the Qunari fan group Humorous contest. The idea is based on Merril's remark when coming to the Qunari's base for the first time (They're so big and grim. I wonder what happens if I tickle them), a situation where Hawke enacts Merril's wish... on the Arishok.

Now just imagine Fenris behind them, fervently appologizing and praying in the Qun language, and Varric deciding whether he should tell this tale or not.
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Comments: 13

Hime-Koneko [2012-04-02 12:06:52 +0000 UTC]

"Give into the Demands of the Qun" "Only if you give into the Demands of the Cookie" (tense atmosphere before Arishok gives into the Cookie) XD srry i had to. But it would be hilarious if this happened XD

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Hazzymuffin [2011-04-12 05:19:35 +0000 UTC]

Sten Approves +20!

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LadySeraph [2011-04-03 14:56:43 +0000 UTC]

I wanted to try this in game, I swear, if you gave the qunari a whole sack of cookies of cookies or something, they'd probably be less dead qunari and one still alive arishok and they'd all happily leave.

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Hime-Koneko In reply to LadySeraph [2012-04-02 12:07:56 +0000 UTC]

cookies and the Tome of Koslun? perfect. you get to keep Isabela and The get... Cookies! lol

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Cerviero [2011-03-30 11:43:50 +0000 UTC]

=_= ... *looks at her own half-drawn comics about cookies for the same contest* ... *cough* Cookies is an awesome idea!

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Le-Feline In reply to Cerviero [2011-03-30 15:58:45 +0000 UTC]

Good luck, pal!

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Kmk994 [2011-03-30 05:16:58 +0000 UTC]

He wants this cookie. I know it! Really nice sketch btw.

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Le-Feline In reply to Kmk994 [2011-03-30 06:50:05 +0000 UTC]

I've always wondered the same thing. Is the Arishok like Sten when it comes to sweet baked pastry? I hope he is.

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Kmk994 In reply to Le-Feline [2011-03-30 07:32:49 +0000 UTC]

Ofcourse! I think that if Dumar would given Qunari some sweets , there will be no battle of Kirkwall

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Aelfwen [2011-03-30 02:18:23 +0000 UTC]

I bet that all Qunari are extremely ticklish.
That strange grumbling you hear when you poke one is just the sound of barely withheld laughter.

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Meteora731 [2011-03-29 19:31:45 +0000 UTC]

I think all the problems with the Qunari could have been resolved peacefully if Cookie Diplomacy had been used.

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Le-Feline In reply to Meteora731 [2011-03-30 06:36:04 +0000 UTC]

Indeed, it would.

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Random-Dragon [2011-03-29 19:31:38 +0000 UTC]

The power of the Cookie compels you!

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