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Leaglem โ Pretty Please?
Published: 2014-05-07 13:46:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 1988; Favourites: 125; Downloads: 9
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Just Bastian.ยI'll put this as my cellphone's blocked screen background. Maybe I won't need a password to keep people away.
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Sorry Cutie, i prefer to be wined and dined before I let a man bone me...or de-bone me as the case may be. XD
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xD Oh my, putting this as a cellphone background, you're such a genius!
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Maybe through an x-ray. . . . I need it in place. . .
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But but why? Why can't I have it? I'll return it to you I promise *A*
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WOW TODO LO QUE ES ESTE DIBUJO ES WOW SOLO WOW
WOW!!!!!!!
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ehehehe MUCHAS GRACIASSS!!
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But I wanna check it out just a lil bit.... ;v;
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why of course! oh shoot, sorry bud, but its kinda.. INSIDE MY FLESH!
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But but but... just.... I'll place it back! D8
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EXCELLENT, A REASONABLE PERSON! MUWAHAHAHA!
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my femur???
that doesn't sound very HUMERUS
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Haha, that's amazing.
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Oh, sure. Let me just rip it out of my leg, and it will be all fine and dandy.
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Exactly, exactly! You get the idea, perfect! Thanks a lot! May I... proceed??? 8D
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Sure, but I wouldn't find it very humerus if you didnt give it back. Seriously, I have spare but thats my best one.
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That one's good enough, yes it is.
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Pe pe pe pero... sรณlo un ratito! Yo te lo devuelvo!
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That won't be a problem, it won't! I'll measure it and observe it and clean it from all rotting meat and compare it and love it forever give it back to you!
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In the same condition! I don't want any improvements that aren't jetpacks.
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Awww but but but but why?? c'mon! ;A;
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I said once I'm dead! Geez... >,.,>
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A Femur, you know. Like, those in your legs. Inside them, to be precise. Yes, yes, one of those. OvO
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Ahhh I see ^w^ tell him if he wants them *loads a shotgun* I'll blast his legs off, ok? ^_^
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Oh! So sorry, you planned to sleep at night?
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Well actually I have terrible difficulty sleeping. I may just not take my pills tonight. Also I'm a vampire too so we'd probably just fight for a while then dive into discussions about dead things. It's hard convincing people you're not a vampire my friends have a hard time believing me when I say I am not, as they should but they need not know that.
This 24 oz bottle is just juice I promise.
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u can't handle this hot hot leg
fry u like egg
-brandishes own femur wildly-
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well i know i love ur art so
-whispers-
u can have the femur -hands it to u-
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-takes femur and hugs it forever- yiss yiss yiss! I can have femurrrrr ;u; -dances in a dark corner while laughing manically-ย
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GASPS
is this the start of a great friendship
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yes it is, and also the restart of magnifying glass usage!
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radical, a new friend who i can teach about highlighting text and copy pasting it into the url bar to read!
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