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Master-of-the-Boot [2010-01-31 05:20:14 +0000 UTC]

I didn't have a problem with the song, "I need a Jew" but I have a problem with this guy.

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Nicholas713 [2009-03-14 23:47:25 +0000 UTC]

"Mazel tov, now step on the glass."
"Oh, but be careful though, at my wedding I cut myself on the glass, and when I got to palm beach for the honeymoon, I had to put a wonder bread bag on my foot to keep the sand out" XD
Mort's misfortunes seem like things that would happen to me!

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tikinyamu [2008-11-02 03:27:07 +0000 UTC]

Awww Mort. He's my favorite character.

There is a serious lack of Mort Goldman on the internet.

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byakugan95 [2008-08-16 11:44:35 +0000 UTC]

"Why didn't I clothespin the end of my penis like Muriel told me to?"
I love Mort!

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StemmyBotanist [2007-07-27 18:22:12 +0000 UTC]

Heh, I saw that episode last night.

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arfenzard [2005-11-20 20:04:52 +0000 UTC]

"Please don't spit in my eggs, please don't spit in my eggs. Thank you for the eggs!"

"Hey doug, I just spit in that guys eggs."

Oh, how I love Mort!

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LaSpook [2005-11-20 12:25:04 +0000 UTC]

Cool
Now I think about it, Steve from American Dad looks like the younger version of Mort.

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candiice [2005-11-19 19:33:08 +0000 UTC]

Cool

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gamedino [2005-11-19 19:32:54 +0000 UTC]

"O God dont hurt me!"

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Pure-Star [2005-11-19 10:08:44 +0000 UTC]

Cool Picture Lee. Great Job

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Wandafreak [2005-11-19 09:43:00 +0000 UTC]

don't drop it on your toes or you will have a problem !! ...or the ground *sees future theres a hole in the ground by the bowling ball* .......COOL!

Great pic!

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space-time [2005-11-19 03:35:49 +0000 UTC]

oh neat...

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cortezz [2005-11-19 01:18:04 +0000 UTC]

ha ha you draw the charecters soo well xD

mort is so hillarious

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spongefox [2005-11-19 00:17:16 +0000 UTC]

Uhhh... Mort. That ball might be a bit tooo heavy for ya.

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