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"In local news, the first Gaian bank was nearly robbed today as a disgruntled customer attempted to extort more money from his overdrawn bank account. When informed of this the customer refused to leave and pulled a small caliber hand pistol on the clerk who was unphased as the weapon was not loaded much to the individuals dismay. In a stroke of luck two members of the local Adventure teams where there to put an end to this embarrassing display with a well placed knock to the back of the head. When reached for comment Rev was quoted saying 'I didnt hit him that hard, it was a light tap really.' When we asked the criminal for comment he only responded with 'Wow dude! Buggy mechanics! Fucking lag! I got a legacy!' Before being carted away to prison. We will have more news tonight at eleven."

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"In local news, the first Gaian bank was nearly robbed today as a disgruntled customer attempted to extort more money from his overdrawn bank account. When informed of this the customer refused to leave and pulled a small caliber hand pistol on the clerk who was unphased as the weapon was not loaded much to the individuals dismay. In a stroke of luck two members of the local Adventure teams where there to put an end to this embarrassing display with a well placed knock to the back of the head. When reached for comment Rev was quoted saying 'I didnt hit him that hard, it was a light tap really.' When we asked the criminal for comment he only responded with 'Wow dude! Buggy mechanics! Fucking lag! I got a legacy!' Before being carted away to prison. We will have more news tonight at eleven."