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Published: 2011-03-08 01:58:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 452; Favourites: 24; Downloads: 8
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I kind of forgot I had a deviantArt D8I'll make it up by posting stuff I've been drawing.
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There's just something about this that is so damn awesome.
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT EXACTLY IT IS.
but i know that you can hug me right this very second for being so awesome and making eridan look like a perfect bitch hipster.
because that's what he is.
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Eridead**
But thanks and prepare for hugs.
Don't mind my bone bulge.
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D:
don't mention that he's dead. don't you dare, bro.
I WON'T MIND YOUR BONE BULGE IF YOU DON'T MIND MINE!
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/feels the need to draw splitEridan....
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hells yeah, bro.
dat's some sexay eridan.
:I
perhaps that is a form of necrophilia.
Remember, kids, necrophilia is bad.
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^^^^ Last line is full of lies
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really?
oh my god. my life is a lie.
tell me more unknown knowledge, oh great grand master.
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Oh god, don't make me feel superior D8
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does it boost your ego too much, boss?
don't feel superior with "boss", I call everyone that. YOU ARE NOT SPECIAL [tylerdurden,wut?]
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don't you crey. OR I'LL PUNCH YOU. real hard in the arm.
because you deserve it.
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ALL THIS ABUSE QQ
I need to go write in my journal about this.
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noooooo! don't succumb to the brainwash!
uhh...
SURPRISE! THIS WAS ALL A SET UP!
you just married Eridead--Eridan.
happy march.
kiss that motherfucking bride.
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I'M NOT STUPID OKAY
MARRYING DEAD PEOPLE DOESN'T HAPPEN OKAY
OKAY
I still need to draw some March Eridan.
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EVERYONE NEEDS TO DRAW MARCH ERIDAN.
i think it's a law in utah.
:I
heh... utah.
AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? ERIDAN KNOWS HOW TO MAKE SURE THAT HE'S NOT FOREVER ALONE. he took classes. AND YOU TOLD ME YOURSELF, BOSS--necrophilia is not bad.
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Utah, but I'm taller.
/shot
/tripleshot
WHAT.
WHATTTTT.
ERIDAN /IS/ FOREVER ALONE. He doesn't even have a Kismesis!
What a luzor.
NA HOW CAN YOU HAVE FUN WITH A DEA-....
DON'T ANSWER THAT.
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DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY WIFE. [wife = ...eridan?]
HE'S NOT FOREVER ALONE. HE'S GOT... A WHOLE BUNCH OF KISMESIS AND MATESPRITS THAT ARE JUST TOO COOL FOR YOU, BRO.
leave eridan alone! [sob sob]
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....I thought I was marrying Eridead D'8
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YEAH, WELL... i thought you rejected him, sooo... you know, divorce is cool.
:I
all right.
you want him?
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Can I have KK instead..
I like whiny bitches who argue with their past selves?
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if you weren't so picky, you could have whiny bitches that are hipsters and have been cut in half. BUT I GUESS!
you've just got to share... with everyone else.
because everyone loves dat whiny bitch ass.
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BUT IF HE'S CUT IN HALF, DOES THAT MEAN HIS LOWER HALF DOESN'T WORK /creycrey
If not then HEYYY GUUURL He's mine.
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It works. trust me, his lower half works.
SO YOU CAN HAVE HIM. AND I'LL GET THE SWEATY ASSHOLE TO BE YOUR PREACHER/TROLL/SWEATY ASSHOLE.
and you and your hipster fish bitch can be married in the freakiest way possible.
you're welcome.
i'll also get the tape.
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Tape the wedding?
k.
Cuz what we will be doing after is not even legal in this universe.
AND SWEATY ASSBITCH IS ALSO MY BB Q_Q
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hey. you get the hipster fish bitch.
you can't have the sweaty asshole too.
PICK ONE, DAMMIT.
and besides, i want the sweaty asshole.
i'll find the camera while looking for tape.
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oh. OH TAPE AS IN /TAPE/TAPEOHOHISEE
That will be needed, too.
Always needs tape.
Okay, screw everything.
I'm taking the skinny computer nerd.
HE IS MINE.
THAT HE IS.
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YEAH. YEAH, YOU BETTER RUN.
uHHH, i MEAN,,, iF THAT'S, OKAY WITH YOU.
I'll remember to learn how to speak english for the next time i use "camera" and "tape" in the same sentence. sorry boss.
NOW OVER THE THRESHOLD AND OTHER WEDDING NONSENSE. lift up your bride and stomp on the glass by your foot like it's on fire.
sick fires, bro.
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Well, I was only slightly confused. I was unaware that you lived in the 80/90s and were still using video tapes. Sorry to offend.
AND ALSO
ARE YOU CALLING ME A JEW?
IS THAT WHAT THE GLASS IS FOR?
CUZ IF YOU ARE
okay . _.
/isahorribleBOSS
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yes. i like in 1987. and i wear scrunchies. and there is a hole in the ozone in my name for all of the hairspray that i use. you're welcome.
AND I MIGHT BE CALLING YOU A JEW.
BECAUSE YOU ARE MARRYING ERIDAN AND HE SEEMS LIKE A JEW.
AND HE IS YOUR BRIDE, SO IT IS YOUR JOB TO STOMP ON THAT GLASS... THING.
because Eridan is in no way meant to be the groom under any circumstances.
it's okay, boss. while you're being a horrible boss, i'll play pokemon instead of doing these spread sheets.
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Eridan wears more feminine clothing than I ever can, so I agree on me stomping on that glass.
Besides, he is no shape to be stomping on anything right now..
Unless I just kind of...flop his lower half on the glass until it breaks
POMFPOMFPOMF
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Well, this is all trufax.
And we don't need anymore pieces of Eridan lying around on the floor, so I think the stomping is left to you.
SUCK IT UP AND STOMP ON IT BEFORE IT SETS THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE.
But you're on a mountain.
because that shit's romantic or something.
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WAIT WAIT WAIT
IT'S ON FIRE?
What is this blasphemy >Y
Wait, isn't it a light bulb that has to be stepped on?
WAIT, ARE WE BACK TO CALLING ME A JEW?
AND SINCE IT'S ERIDEAD, WOULDN'T BEING ON A WHALE BE BEST?
Am I Doc Scratch now?
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lightbulb? why would they step on a lightbulb.
I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE JEWISH RELIGION.
and... yeah, I'm calling you a jew.
WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
i seem to be talking like sober gamzee.
AND THAT'S QUITE OKAY.
and you're on top of a whale... that's on top of a mountain.
romantic.
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IDEK THEY ARE JEWISH ANd I guess they can do whatever they want or something.
AND IM GUNNA CREY ALL THE TEARS
ALL OF THEM
DUDE GOT ME A WHALE
SEAHORSE DAD MADE HIM DO IT
TRADITIONS
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seahorse dad is dead too.
wow, thanks for reminding him.
look at that stoic face Eridan's got now. he's so sad that your reminded him THAT HIS DAD IS DEAD.
he can get over it, though. because he's a pansy.
the pansy.
just don't fall off the whale. because then you'll fall off the mountain too. And i forgot to put a trampoline at the bottom of the mountain.
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MY HEART
OW
OW
SEAHORSE DAD WHY
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