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Where are the other 8 special Robot Masters as Duo has AirDropped the message?

Well, Acid Man is drying himself off with a special chemical-resistant towel, Flash Man is polishing his helmet, Napalm Man is sending his 27th condolence this month to the nation of Vietnam, Tengu Man is sending a light gentle breeze Clown Man's way, Galaxy Man's coming home from shopping with Plug Man, Centaur Man's finally managed to survive his flight to Vegas, Splash Woman is drying off Auto after his much-needed bath, and Slash Man is eating his morning veggie kebab breakfast.

The message reads "Please come visit me outside of Dr. Cossack's lab." It also houses the coordinates of the lab.

Centaur Man: *frustrated screaming* I came all this way to gamble just to be interrupted by Duo!?

Some hours later, everyone's gathered around Duo.

Pharaoh Man: Ah, Splash Woman! Where's Concrete Man?
Splash Woman: You can thank Dr. Light for that. *gestures to her freshly-modified Lazer Trident*
Duo: Don't worry, Dust Man and Pharaoh Man have already shared their dreams in full detail.
Acid Man: But we haven't, and I'll start.

Acid Man's dream - Mercury

"It starts back at the old location of the Institute where I was made. There's a strange vial full of green liquid on the ground. Attempting to inspect it further causes a viscous robot to emerge. I still remember exactly what he looked like, even though he only appeared for half a second before I awoke. In fact, I think the M on his helmet stood for Mercury!"

Flash Man's dream - Terra

"It was a beautiful sunset evening, walking down the boardwalk of my favorite seaside town. Suddenly, my routine of looking at my shadow as I walked turned into a realization. My shadow had hair! But I checked my helmet, it was still on! Suddenly behind me appeared a strange robot who resembled Raditz from one of my favorite shows. 'I am Terra!' he said. 'I'm one of the Stardroids!' My Time-Stopper didn't even work! 'Hah! Your foolish Earth weapons are useless against me!' Suddenly, his hand spawned a saber made of blue light, and he gave chase! He kept slashing and hacking at me, eventually slicing me in my back! It hurt for a good 15 seconds after waking up!"

Napalm Man's dream - Mars

"It was a cold dark evening. I was alone, there wasn't a city in sight. I was treading along the interstate, when a bright orange figure stopped me in my tracks! The robot looked strange, almost alien even! He looked nearly exactly like me! He referred to himself as Mars, and he was just as fierce as the Roman god who shared his name! He had the perfect plan for me, said it was karma to pay for what I did to the Vietnamese. A steady, smoldering stream of fire, hot enough to melt my circuits! ...Nooooo!"

Tengu Man's dream - Jupiter

"There I was, soaring sky-high above the clouds. Suddenly, I was joined by a green bird-like robot, but much more humanoid than Beat. On his beak-like visor was the letter J, which according to him, stood for Jupiter. At first I was eager for a race, but Jupiter had much dirtier tricks up his sleeve. The sky darkened, lightning began to flash repeatedly, all while he was swirling around this one area. The stormy climate would give him much more power, he said. Electricity began to crackle from his right arm, which had some sort of cannon in place of a hand. The last thing I saw before I woke up - a single bolt of high-voltage lightning, a sound that's still making my ears ring hours later as I'm awake telling you about it!"

Galaxy Man's dream - Saturn

"I was just floating about in space, like in all my dreams, when a big brown circle showed up with some blue light coming out of it, and then... *panicked screaming*"

Centaur Man's dream - Uranus

"It began like any other day. I was busy showing someone around my city, but she disappeared down the alleys. I tried calling her name, yet I just couldn't see her! I was then struck with the most peculiar feeling, almost like someone was watching me. Someone who resembled the Minotaur of ancient myth. Those horns were more impressive than my own, not to mention more dangerous-looking! But this mighty mechanical beast, named Uranus, hadn't that on his mind. With a simple hand gesture, he was able to trap me within the alley by bringing the road many meters up! A swift punch later, I was awake, and thinking about going to Vegas yet again just like after a bad day. Then, you interrupted my potential paradise...!"

Splash Woman's dream - Neptune

"My dream started out so much fun! I was surrounded by all sorts of exotic sea creatures! Then, they all seemed distracted by something. I turned to look, and this strange fish-like robot was floating just before me! He introduced himself as Neptune, and told me to take his hand in marriage, so we could rule the sea together. I declined. Don't I have a job guiding lost sailors back home? Unfortunately, my refusal seemed to make him incredibly upset! He chased me and threatened to wear my body away into nothing if I didn't accept the proposal! I was just inches from the shore when he grabbed me by the tail."

Slash Man's dream - Pluto

"We were in the bushes, her and I... Our lips were about to touch! But then..."

A bush rustles, distracting him. When he looks back, Roll's gone.

Slash Man: ...Roll?

Then, a purple catlike robot pops out of the shrubbery! This is Pluto, judging by the large letter P in his headlight. The two begin to duke it out, seeing whose fist-claws are the sharpest in the universe.

Eventually, one of Slash Man's fist-claws breaks off. He stares at it, distraught and distracted, giving Pluto the perfect opportunity to swipe vigilantly at the poor dinosaur enthusiast's neck.

"That's when I woke up, clutching my neck and checking it for any damaged circuits."

...And that's the end of it.

Duo: Well, I'm afraid what Pharaoh Man's been suspecting is true. The Stardroids must've hacked into your REM systems to tell you that they're coming. *the other Robot Masters gasp in horror* And they could be here at any moment...!

Mega Man - Capcom

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Where are the other 8 special Robot Masters as Duo has AirDropped the message?

Well, Acid Man is drying himself off with a special chemical-resistant towel, Flash Man is polishing his helmet, Napalm Man is sending his 27th condolence this month to the nation of Vietnam, Tengu Man is sending a light gentle breeze Clown Man's way, Galaxy Man's coming home from shopping with Plug Man, Centaur Man's finally managed to survive his flight to Vegas, Splash Woman is drying off Auto after his much-needed bath, and Slash Man is eating his morning veggie kebab breakfast.

The message reads "Please come visit me outside of Dr. Cossack's lab." It also houses the coordinates of the lab.

Centaur Man: *frustrated screaming* I came all this way to gamble just to be interrupted by Duo!?

Some hours later, everyone's gathered around Duo.

Pharaoh Man: Ah, Splash Woman! Where's Concrete Man?
Splash Woman: You can thank Dr. Light for that. *gestures to her freshly-modified Lazer Trident*
Duo: Don't worry, Dust Man and Pharaoh Man have already shared their dreams in full detail.
Acid Man: But we haven't, and I'll start.

Acid Man's dream - Mercury

"It starts back at the old location of the Institute where I was made. There's a strange vial full of green liquid on the ground. Attempting to inspect it further causes a viscous robot to emerge. I still remember exactly what he looked like, even though he only appeared for half a second before I awoke. In fact, I think the M on his helmet stood for Mercury!"

Flash Man's dream - Terra

"It was a beautiful sunset evening, walking down the boardwalk of my favorite seaside town. Suddenly, my routine of looking at my shadow as I walked turned into a realization. My shadow had hair! But I checked my helmet, it was still on! Suddenly behind me appeared a strange robot who resembled Raditz from one of my favorite shows. 'I am Terra!' he said. 'I'm one of the Stardroids!' My Time-Stopper didn't even work! 'Hah! Your foolish Earth weapons are useless against me!' Suddenly, his hand spawned a saber made of blue light, and he gave chase! He kept slashing and hacking at me, eventually slicing me in my back! It hurt for a good 15 seconds after waking up!"

Napalm Man's dream - Mars

"It was a cold dark evening. I was alone, there wasn't a city in sight. I was treading along the interstate, when a bright orange figure stopped me in my tracks! The robot looked strange, almost alien even! He looked nearly exactly like me! He referred to himself as Mars, and he was just as fierce as the Roman god who shared his name! He had the perfect plan for me, said it was karma to pay for what I did to the Vietnamese. A steady, smoldering stream of fire, hot enough to melt my circuits! ...Nooooo!"

Tengu Man's dream - Jupiter

"There I was, soaring sky-high above the clouds. Suddenly, I was joined by a green bird-like robot, but much more humanoid than Beat. On his beak-like visor was the letter J, which according to him, stood for Jupiter. At first I was eager for a race, but Jupiter had much dirtier tricks up his sleeve. The sky darkened, lightning began to flash repeatedly, all while he was swirling around this one area. The stormy climate would give him much more power, he said. Electricity began to crackle from his right arm, which had some sort of cannon in place of a hand. The last thing I saw before I woke up - a single bolt of high-voltage lightning, a sound that's still making my ears ring hours later as I'm awake telling you about it!"

Galaxy Man's dream - Saturn

"I was just floating about in space, like in all my dreams, when a big brown circle showed up with some blue light coming out of it, and then... *panicked screaming*"

Centaur Man's dream - Uranus

"It began like any other day. I was busy showing someone around my city, but she disappeared down the alleys. I tried calling her name, yet I just couldn't see her! I was then struck with the most peculiar feeling, almost like someone was watching me. Someone who resembled the Minotaur of ancient myth. Those horns were more impressive than my own, not to mention more dangerous-looking! But this mighty mechanical beast, named Uranus, hadn't that on his mind. With a simple hand gesture, he was able to trap me within the alley by bringing the road many meters up! A swift punch later, I was awake, and thinking about going to Vegas yet again just like after a bad day. Then, you interrupted my potential paradise...!"

Splash Woman's dream - Neptune

"My dream started out so much fun! I was surrounded by all sorts of exotic sea creatures! Then, they all seemed distracted by something. I turned to look, and this strange fish-like robot was floating just before me! He introduced himself as Neptune, and told me to take his hand in marriage, so we could rule the sea together. I declined. Don't I have a job guiding lost sailors back home? Unfortunately, my refusal seemed to make him incredibly upset! He chased me and threatened to wear my body away into nothing if I didn't accept the proposal! I was just inches from the shore when he grabbed me by the tail."

Slash Man's dream - Pluto

"We were in the bushes, her and I... Our lips were about to touch! But then..."

A bush rustles, distracting him. When he looks back, Roll's gone.

Slash Man: ...Roll?

Then, a purple catlike robot pops out of the shrubbery! This is Pluto, judging by the large letter P in his headlight. The two begin to duke it out, seeing whose fist-claws are the sharpest in the universe.

Eventually, one of Slash Man's fist-claws breaks off. He stares at it, distraught and distracted, giving Pluto the perfect opportunity to swipe vigilantly at the poor dinosaur enthusiast's neck.

"That's when I woke up, clutching my neck and checking it for any damaged circuits."

...And that's the end of it.

Duo: Well, I'm afraid what Pharaoh Man's been suspecting is true. The Stardroids must've hacked into your REM systems to tell you that they're coming. *the other Robot Masters gasp in horror* And they could be here at any moment...!

Mega Man - Capcom

OH CRAP BAD SIZING I'LL PUT IN STA.SH sta.sh/02d6llf9b6u8