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Well, at least Ray enjoyed his soup.

...But his contentment is cut short by Pufftoss barging in!

Ray: W-what brings YOU here!? Wasn't your scuffle with Lanky supposed to be a liability!?
Pufftoss: I just wanted to make you feel better. Here, Ray, *holds out a Keurig coffee thingy* want some covfefe?
Ray: *slaps the thingy out of Pufftoss's hands* WHO SAYS "COFFEE" LIKE THAT!?
Pufftoss: Well, I heard you were sick, and Krusha says that laughter is the best medicine, and I consider memes the highlight of comedy.
Ray: Well, I don't, so THERE.
Pufftoss: Hm... Sounds like a challenge... Alright.
Ray: ?
Pufftoss: I'm gonna throw a bunch of random memes at you. I'm not gonna stop until you admit to my comedic genius or yell at me to shut up. OK?
Ray: Haven't you forgotten? Your simple mind thinks you can yell out popular Internet phrases and expect me to either applaud or try to kill you?
Pufftoss: What's to stop me? OK, first one: "I heard you like--
Ray: *grabs Pufftoss by the spiky collar* That meme is over a decade old, it's stupid, it was destroyed by DeviantArt some time ago as part of an April Fools prank, and you should feel every bit as insignificant as the meme itself! Not to mention that nobody will remember what you even look like in almost 18 years...
Pufftoss: *starts to tear up*
Ray: Yes, that's right, CRY, you insignificant scum of the Earth!
Pufftoss: *crying*
Ray: *laughing in a simultaneously menacing and obnoxious manner*

Then suddenly, K.Rool comes barging in, causing Ray to suddenly stop laughing!

K.Rool: What's going on in here??
Ray: Well, Pufftoss--
Pufftoss: *in between sobs* M-Master, Ray's *snif* Ray made me cry because *snif* he didn't like my meme...! *crying*
Ray: *sigh* There goes my little white lie...
K.Rool: Don't worry, Pufftoss, maybe a boat ride would make you feel better?
Pufftoss: *no longer crying, but still teary-eyed* T-thank you...!

And Pufftoss and K.Rool walk away.

Donkey Kong Country and Donkey Kong 64 - Mostly Classic Rareware with minor help from
Pokemon - Game Freak

Description
Well, at least Ray enjoyed his soup.

...But his contentment is cut short by Pufftoss barging in!

Ray: W-what brings YOU here!? Wasn't your scuffle with Lanky supposed to be a liability!?
Pufftoss: I just wanted to make you feel better. Here, Ray, *holds out a Keurig coffee thingy* want some covfefe?
Ray: *slaps the thingy out of Pufftoss's hands* WHO SAYS "COFFEE" LIKE THAT!?
Pufftoss: Well, I heard you were sick, and Krusha says that laughter is the best medicine, and I consider memes the highlight of comedy.
Ray: Well, I don't, so THERE.
Pufftoss: Hm... Sounds like a challenge... Alright.
Ray: ?
Pufftoss: I'm gonna throw a bunch of random memes at you. I'm not gonna stop until you admit to my comedic genius or yell at me to shut up. OK?
Ray: Haven't you forgotten? Your simple mind thinks you can yell out popular Internet phrases and expect me to either applaud or try to kill you?
Pufftoss: What's to stop me? OK, first one: "I heard you like--
Ray: *grabs Pufftoss by the spiky collar* That meme is over a decade old, it's stupid, it was destroyed by DeviantArt some time ago as part of an April Fools prank, and you should feel every bit as insignificant as the meme itself! Not to mention that nobody will remember what you even look like in almost 18 years...
Pufftoss: *starts to tear up*
Ray: Yes, that's right, CRY, you insignificant scum of the Earth!
Pufftoss: *crying*
Ray: *laughing in a simultaneously menacing and obnoxious manner*

Then suddenly, K.Rool comes barging in, causing Ray to suddenly stop laughing!

K.Rool: What's going on in here??
Ray: Well, Pufftoss--
Pufftoss: *in between sobs* M-Master, Ray's *snif* Ray made me cry because *snif* he didn't like my meme...! *crying*
Ray: *sigh* There goes my little white lie...
K.Rool: Don't worry, Pufftoss, maybe a boat ride would make you feel better?
Pufftoss: *no longer crying, but still teary-eyed* T-thank you...!

And Pufftoss and K.Rool walk away.

Donkey Kong Country and Donkey Kong 64 - Mostly Classic Rareware with minor help from
Pokemon - Game Freak