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Legrandzilla — I Kissed a Squirrel (And I Liked It!)
Published: 2013-06-15 21:49:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 696; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 3
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I kissed a squirrel and I liked itTaste of that sunflow'r seed breath
Those big buck teeth so inviting
That bushy tail exciting
It seemed so wrong
Yet oh so right
When my lips got
That awesome bite
I kissed a squirrel and I liked iiiiiitt...
I liked it!!
Sorry Katy Perry
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SQUIRREL! *tackles it into a hug* so cuuuuuuuuuuutttttttttteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Lol! Yeaaaah!
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*throws my oc in there*
Matt: [link] ow, that is really starting to get annoying!!
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Oh, Matt...just being friendly, take a chill pill...
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Matt:..... who are you?
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My name is Antonio..I am an Alicorn, banished and heading for the land of the living..
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Matt: hmm =T well I'm Matt and..... I'm pretty much a werewolf in a way....
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should I rear up and fly away now??
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Matt: no..... what you think all werewolves are evil or something?
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I thought they all might like to eat horsemeat..
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Dude, at most, I eat cow, and only if it's cooked.
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Oh okay..that is a relief..well, then I am glad to meet you, let me offer you a hoof shake.
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.... okay.... that's new but *holds out his hand*
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I wish we could have met under happier circumstances..*looks down*
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Matt;...... yeah... *sighs*
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So..what is your story?
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Matt: you mean my life story? *takes in a breath through his teeth* that story's not a happy one.
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Mine either...but I guess I have time..I will listen..
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Matt: well...... *sighs* I...... watched my parents die..... and..... I've been orphaned ever since.....
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Aww...where have you been staying?
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Lately I've been in the death kingdom with... *looks down and sighs*
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Gasps! I was just banished from there! You know..Eliza?
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Matt: *nods* I love her.
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My friend Jon did too..she seems to have that affect on people...
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Matt: *tenses* are you implying something?
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Just that..it is her power you know..men can't resist her, then once you fall in love, you are sure to be heartbroken. She is the goddess of seduction. Jon went through so much for her, even died for her..it left him nothing but more heartache....
I too am a victim of such a thing..
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Matt: *clenches his fist* You don't know anything about her!!
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Come on Matt..ask Jon, Nathan..Damon..Jonathan..Victor..the list goes on of broken hearts. It is not her fault really..it is just who she is.. And I am just a pony. I have nothing against her..
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Matt: Shut up, she cares for me *clenches his teeth*
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I did not say she didn't care for you! I am sure she does!
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Matt: *glares*
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*looks hurt and sad*
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Matt: *sighs* sorry, I just really love her....
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I understand..I really love Swirly too..in fact we are married and she is carrying our child..
But her father beat and humiliated me and they both told me to leave this land and go back to the land of the living and never return.. *cries*
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Matt: wow..... that must be terrible..... Eliza's having our twins.
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It is..I want to die. Swirley is a vampire pony now too..I dont know what that will do to the baby..
What will you do now?
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Matt: you mean with Eliza or right now?
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Matt: well, I plan on staying with her, raise a family and.... stay with the one I love.
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I hope it works out..she has so much tragedy..I heard something bad is about to happen..actually, did happen..her twin sister, Fovos..they fought..
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Mat: yeah? I know Fovos, she'd be one to pick a fight
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Actually, Eliza started this one..She was mad that Fovos took over her subjects and that she was with Jon..
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Matt: yeah......your point?
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well, something bad is going to happen..
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Matt:.... *turns and runs towards the death kingdom*
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