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Published: 2013-06-28 15:15:40 +0000 UTC; Views: 7601; Favourites: 196; Downloads: 0
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A/N: Sorry about language again, i can't help it . Plus it is Karkat, what did you expect?
Enjoy,
Leila


You sighed, you had been sitting in your room listening to your friend Dave babble on about random shit for close to four hours and you were trying not to explode at him when suddenly he paused.
"Hey (y/n), are you flushed for anyone?"He asked.
"Why the hell would I tell you if I was?" You finally snapped at him, Dave looked shocked then he grinned.
"Oh, so you ARE flushed for someone.Who is it?" He smirked.
"NO ONE YOU FUCKASS!" 
"Is it one of the trolls?" You blushed.
"Maybe.."
"Is it Gamzee?"
"No."
"Is it Tavros?"
"No."
"Is it Eridan?"
"WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE AMPORA?" He grinned.
"Is it by any chance Karkat?"You blushed and threw a pillow at his face. 
"Okay, not cool.Just for that I might have to go and tell him."He grinned  and started walking towards the door.
"You wouldn't.." You said, standing up from your bed.
"Oh, but I would." He smirked as he ran out the door.You started to run after him.
"STRIDER! GET BACK HERE YOU FUCKASS!" You yelled as you chased him down the street to the hive that Karkat and Gamzee shared. You started to run faster, it couldn't come out like this. You had liked the angry troll ever since you met him, you had even become good friends with him,but every time you tried to tell him you would either be interrupted or you would end up chickening out. Although you knew if you told him he would reject you, seeing how obvious it was that he was flushed for Terezi( A/N thats what you think ). Just thinking about those two together made your heart hurt, but you always pushed your feelings down because you wanted him to be happy. When you stopped zoning out you realized you had chased Dave all the way to Karkat's hive and that you could hear yelling coming from the beach behind the hive. Dave turned around, smirked at you, then ran towards the beach, you ran after him. As you got closer the yelling got louder.
"JOHN, YOU FUCKASS! GET BACK HERE!" You felt your face heat up when you saw a very pissed off Karkat chasing John, who was running straight at you and Dave, who had stopped running for the moment. 
"(Y/N)! I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU! KARKAT IS FLUSH-!" Before John could finish his sentence, he was tackled to the ground by Karkat.
"YOU FUCKING FUCKASS, WHAT DID I TELL YOU? KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!" Karkat yelled at John as he was struggling to get Karkat's hand off his mouth and to get up. John finally got away by biting Karkat's hand.
"GOGDAMNIT THAT HURT YOU FUCKASS!" John came over to you.
"(Y/n), what I was about to say before I was tackled is that Karkat is flushed for you," he said giving a goofy smile. You felt your whole face heat up.He was flushed for you?You werent the only one who felt that way? You felt a grin spreading across your face. Dave looked at you and smirked.
"Hey Karkat, while i'm here I have to tell you something, (y/n) is flushed for you too." Karkat looked up at you with hopeful eyes.
"Really (y/n)? Your flushed for me?" He said while standing up, you nodded as you both started to walk towards eachother.
"I have been for a long time now, you just never noticed. I always thought you were flushed for Terezi and I wanted you to be happy." He captured you in a hug.
" (Y/n), I have always been flushed for you, I just never thought that you would ever be interested in me like that." He said while hugging you tighter. You pulled back, grabbed his face with both of your hands and slammed your lips onto his. He reacted almost immediately by kissing you back passionately and wrapping his arms around your waist. The passionate kiss told both of you how you felt, how long you both had wanted this to happen. All to soon you felt the need for air and pulled back. You looked into those beautiful eyes of his, and you both smiled.
"So I know i'm probably going to fuck this up in some way but (y/n), will you be my matesprit?"He looked at you with love in his eyes.
"Of course i'll be your matesprit you fuckass, theres no way you could fuck this up," you said still smiling as he crashed his lips to yours once more. You could hear Dave and John wolf whistling/cheering in the back ground but neither of you paid attention, you were both too absorbed in the moment, both of you enjoying the feeling of your lips pressed together.


A/N: so how did you like it? Sorry if any of them are out of character. I may do a part two and it may or may not be a lemon . Give me your feedback and any requests you might have. Sorry to all of the Eridan fangirls, yes I love my patron troll but he can get extremely annoying at times .
Thanks,
Leila

this is a repost from my quotev.

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Comments: 144

ChronicallyGrievious [2015-09-27 07:31:00 +0000 UTC]

Extended ending: 

John and Dave bro-fist bumping because their OTP got together, thanks to a sneaky plan of theirs. Meanwhile, Eridan and Tavros are staring in disbelief (because they were flushed for you) and Gamzee is just chuckling to himself "MoThErFuCkInG mIrAcLeS"

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3L3M3NTAL-BLAD3 In reply to ChronicallyGrievious [2016-11-08 16:52:34 +0000 UTC]

Lol poor tavy

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CherryWeirdo [2015-08-04 09:06:45 +0000 UTC]

Holy mother of- this is the shit right here! I love it. *-* But if only Dave and John would confess and kiss as well. Haaaaaahhh~!!

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TheFatninja21 [2015-08-02 15:01:39 +0000 UTC]

So CUTE love the way john and Dave is justs watching them like stalkers

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Ticci-Freakin-Toby [2015-06-20 11:54:30 +0000 UTC]

//*flying off the handle like as if shit wanted nothing to do with the handle because   *

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MaggieCatMouseTrap [2015-04-29 08:25:34 +0000 UTC]

wow John and Dave

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AkedaKat [2014-11-15 21:31:19 +0000 UTC]

bootiful!

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eveechick9 In reply to AkedaKat [2014-12-28 20:39:14 +0000 UTC]

agreed

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cardboardbeast [2014-08-01 08:42:36 +0000 UTC]

sdbvjhbfvelvbefbvefvhbeVBKjbvkscbfkbJESUS CHRIST IM FLIPPING OUT THERES JUST SO MANY FEELS GAAAAHH... great story

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LeilaCarriedo In reply to cardboardbeast [2014-08-29 00:18:53 +0000 UTC]

Why thank you friend .

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Maddy-Athenas-child [2014-07-07 07:25:03 +0000 UTC]

*FLIPS THE FUCK OUT* 

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LeilaCarriedo In reply to Maddy-Athenas-child [2014-07-08 03:12:17 +0000 UTC]

Yeeahhh, this is what I come up with when I don't get much sleep... Eheheheheheheh.....

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Maddy-Athenas-child In reply to LeilaCarriedo [2014-07-10 23:41:08 +0000 UTC]

NO NO NO. It's fucking awesome!! 

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LeilaCarriedo In reply to Maddy-Athenas-child [2014-07-12 18:25:30 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha, Well thank you .

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Grim-Virus [2014-06-21 04:44:24 +0000 UTC]

I thought it was funny with John and Dave. Nice job!

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LeilaCarriedo In reply to Grim-Virus [2014-06-21 05:51:58 +0000 UTC]

Why thank ya .

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Space--Nerd [2014-05-28 00:35:59 +0000 UTC]

*Zones out* Karkat....

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LeilaCarriedo In reply to Space--Nerd [2014-05-28 00:40:51 +0000 UTC]

Ah yes, I know that feeling .

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Space--Nerd In reply to LeilaCarriedo [2014-05-28 00:47:21 +0000 UTC]

Don't all then KK fangirls know?

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LeilaCarriedo In reply to Space--Nerd [2014-05-28 00:53:24 +0000 UTC]

Ah yes

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nyanmeowth [2014-05-22 20:23:36 +0000 UTC]

Now... *gets out strife specibus and chases Dave and John*

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noname00742 [2014-04-21 04:05:18 +0000 UTC]

Karkat looked up at you with hopeful eyes.
"Really (y/n)? Your flushed for me?" He said while standing up

At this I fangirled, WHO CAN SAY NO TO THAT FACE!!! *pictured in my mind*

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LeilaCarriedo In reply to noname00742 [2014-04-22 04:54:01 +0000 UTC]

Exactly, he is completely adorabloodthirsty .

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kendiwolf [2014-03-12 05:03:29 +0000 UTC]

I really like this except I think you over used the word fuckass, hurhurhur.

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LeilaCarriedo In reply to kendiwolf [2014-03-16 19:07:15 +0000 UTC]

Yeah... I thought about fixing it, since I wrote it at one in the morning, but I'm pretty lazy.. Eheheheheh.... Thanks though .

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kendiwolf In reply to LeilaCarriedo [2014-03-16 22:02:09 +0000 UTC]

aw it's okay, I still think it was good.
and you're welcome.

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AnimefanGirlAki [2014-03-07 03:50:52 +0000 UTC]

H4H4H4 (I had to) I love this its funny :3

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LeilaCarriedo In reply to AnimefanGirlAki [2014-03-08 00:49:13 +0000 UTC]

Thank ya

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souleaterchic123 [2014-03-06 05:18:43 +0000 UTC]

If I didn't have a total fangirl crush on dave I would freaking murder him in his sleep :iconcomputornosebleedplz:

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LeilaCarriedo In reply to souleaterchic123 [2014-03-08 00:48:57 +0000 UTC]

H3H3

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souleaterchic123 In reply to LeilaCarriedo [2014-03-08 01:47:07 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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souleaterchic123 In reply to souleaterchic123 [2014-03-06 05:19:04 +0000 UTC]

Dammit spell check

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AnnabellasirenWaters [2014-03-01 20:05:47 +0000 UTC]

dave if you wernt such a goofball i would kill you

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kendiwolf [2014-02-15 08:51:39 +0000 UTC]

O.o John and dirk you sneaky motherfuckers, YOU PLANNED THIS!!! *sigh* 'those devious douches, this is not how I would tell karkat.'

...


I LOVE YOU GUYS!!!

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LeilaCarriedo In reply to kendiwolf [2014-02-21 03:58:52 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe, glad you liked it .


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kendiwolf In reply to LeilaCarriedo [2014-02-22 00:26:01 +0000 UTC]

your welcome, it's always good to get good feedback from you readers!

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PandaEpic [2014-01-21 18:15:28 +0000 UTC]

A) Karkat actually doesn't use Fuckass that often.he said it once ^^"
B) I loved the fic, though!
C) You have quotev?! You're an awesome author, so may I have it (so I can follow you, you know what I mean)?

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LeilaCarriedo In reply to PandaEpic [2014-01-23 01:40:15 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, i kinda wrote this at one in the morning... Eheheheheheheheheheh... But thank ya :3! Awesome author?! Me?!       THANK YOU FRIEND! And my quotev is Leila Isabella Carriedo .

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Misteria2477 [2013-11-21 13:27:16 +0000 UTC]

I bet Dave and John planned this! Thank you guys!!

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flyingmintbunny2013 [2013-11-21 03:39:13 +0000 UTC]

John. Dave. Did you seriously fucking plan this out?!?!

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LeilaCarriedo In reply to flyingmintbunny2013 [2013-11-23 22:20:49 +0000 UTC]

They did, but it turned out great for everyone .

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flyingmintbunny2013 In reply to LeilaCarriedo [2013-11-29 05:50:57 +0000 UTC]

Yes it did

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Chipsyxdispy [2013-11-19 22:56:03 +0000 UTC]

DAVE GET BACK HERE YOU NOOKSNIFFER

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karkatlover69 [2013-11-09 01:15:24 +0000 UTC]

Let them have their lemon...

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LeilaCarriedo In reply to karkatlover69 [2013-11-09 19:05:53 +0000 UTC]

It's coming soon, I'm just working on a request at the moment .

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karkatlover69 In reply to LeilaCarriedo [2013-11-09 19:25:08 +0000 UTC]

Yes!!!

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RavenDragomir [2013-10-22 20:06:08 +0000 UTC]

Hi! Good story, but it ended a bit too soon. also, just the word "fuckass" is kinda repetitive. Try using different ones like nooksniffer, bulge licker, and so on. Thanks!

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LeilaCarriedo In reply to RavenDragomir [2013-10-22 22:35:26 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, sorry.. there is a part two and three is coming soon . And I wrote this at like one in the morning and my thinkpan wasn't working properly... Thanks for the feedback

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MetalMusicLover [2013-09-28 08:08:37 +0000 UTC]

All my friends that read homestuck with me tell me I act like Dave, I believe I do... My life is almost exactly like his and this is so me if I wasn't the reader... I'd be Dave.

Also I loved the story!

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LeilaCarriedo In reply to MetalMusicLover [2013-09-28 19:23:21 +0000 UTC]

Hehehe yes... My friends sometimes call me Karkat because of how I act..... 

Thanks, I'm glad you liked it .

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