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Published: 2019-02-06 04:30:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 996; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 0
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When you see the S/O for the first time/ realize your feeling's for them.---------------------------------------------------
Kind of a quick doodle/ expression practice with my Kanker crotch spawns. Kanker genes can be a bit domineering
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Thank you!!
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oh boy. ( puts helmets on lemon and donuts) shits about to go down.
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No. (Hands her police riot gear) Now you are.
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Sweettttt *decides to hide* Lol jk ain't no way I'm getting near that mess.
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That would be wise. (Puts on helmet) I should probably do the same, but Lol no, I'm too much of a shit for that. (pulls out camera) PREPARE FOR TEENAGE ANGST AND DRAMA!! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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I know especially with Rosemary. All of her inner Larie is about to come out. That's why I also brought bullet proof jackets
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(Hands her and donut t-shirt guns stuffed with t-shirts with her crush's face on them) Glad I bought these then. If we're caught, shoot and run, don't look back to see if it hit, just run.
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Don't get cocky, Donuts, just because we can't die here doesn't mean we can't feel pain... or see something we can't unsee.
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Oh I've done my dues, my babies have been caught by Kankers. RIP Nikora and Hinemoa X'D It was only a matter of time
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(pats her back) there, there, it was totally worth it because it was funny as all hell. One day, they won't be so mad about you laughing. Madeline was pissed at me until she actually started dating Andy. Then she wanted dirt that I was happy to give. It's so much fun when the object of a Kanker's attention turns the tables and starts getting them all flustered. Also it makes the best kodak moments! (Holds up camera)
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But my babies fell for the Kankers from the beginning,they might be just as bad. One is a rock God and the other an Ocean master X'D
BUT THEY GROW UP SO FAST.
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That's another reason for the pictures, that and their parents and Gladys give me a little money to have me touch them up a bit and make prints for them. But I'll be honest, it's mostly for the lols. ( hands her an empty album) here, I got you an album, fill it with lols and sweet moments and possibleblackmaimaterials!
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Yes yes yes!!!
Nikora’s first kiss which ended up with him getting a girls tongue stuck in his retainer
Hinemoa’s first bad hair cut which resulted in her wearing flat caps and hating on everyone
Patches first time unearthing an animal skeleton and using its giant rib cage to beat up a girl who sod she looked like a cow
Donuts: *crying* Ahhhh they’re so cute
Te aroha: ??? Who the 🦆 are you?!
Donuts: I am your GOD jk I’m just distant fam
Te Aroha: Ahhh, choice.
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Lolz: (whispers) nice save.
Te Aroha: And you?
Lolz: Uh, we're doing a photography project together, figured going around town for some good shots would be nice.
Te Aroha: huh, why around town?
Lolz: The project is we have to have a theme, shots from real life in a small town is a good one to go with because it shows that we can take pictures of a variety of types, portrait, landscape, architecture... And I'm still really bad with the f-stop and I need practice and she offered to help.
Te Aroha: Ah, okay, but you should be careful. People may think you're taking pictures of their kids without their consent.
Donuts: We'll keep that in mind!
Te Aroha leaves
Lolz: so, wait, Nikora's first kiss was a tongue kiss? Isn't that a little... oh wait, I deal with Kankers on a daily basis. Nevermind.
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I hate to say it but if we spot on of their S/o use them as a shield. They will survive we won't
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So what I do whenever Jamie hears the word 'fairy tales', gotcha.
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Exactly they may be mad later but we'll deal with that when the time comes XD
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The worse they get is maybe a peck on the cheek or something ( depending on the Kanker child) we can get beat down if we're not careful.
And if the crushes come at us, we hide behind the Kanker kids. Let them handle it.
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Truthfully the only crush I'd be scared of is Baine because he's a bit over protective of Thyme. All in all the Kankers would be happy to get some extra lovin in the end XD
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... ( holding Thyme up like a human meat shield) ah, so this is probably not a good idea, huh?
Of course they'd want extra loving, it's in their DNA! I've checked, look ( holds up microscope with a Kanker blood sample and the red blood cells all have little bumper stickers reading, 'more loving please')
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Honestly if we just throw her at Baine and run we might stand a chance. He'd be to distracted by a blushing Thyme to notice until later.
Ahh that makes a lot of sense the Kankers are known to be pretty hot blooded (all) most of the time
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Well, throwing the crush at them is usually plan B if the human meat shield thing doesn't work.
It's not the only bumper sticker that's on their cells, it's just one of the most... appropriate ones, let's go with that. You know what's probably in Larie's and Marie's. And no, i'm not talking about the 'i'll send you to the hospital, jackass' one on the muscle cells. Although that is one of my favorites...
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It usually does the crush is to busy being smothered by kisses XD
Those more explicit ones do explain a lot about Rosemary *Side eyes her and Simon blushing*
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And we're too busy running away and taking pictures for the weekly updates with their grandmas.
(holds up a list) These are probably the ones you're talking about. Don't read these out loud. Ever.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
The looks that got me the most in order:
Rosemary - GIRL
Ginger : Omg why does she looks so alluring X'D
S A G E
Pepper: Oh no you poor lil anxious bb!!!!
Finn: DANG SON. LOOK AT YOU BEIN' ALL SMIRKY LIKE. (Finn x Tigress???)
Thyme: OOO She's a gone goose
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Rosemary is accessing her inner Kanker/All of Laurie's genes. It was inevitable.
Ginger was inspired by Jessica Rabbit so maybe thats why XD
Sage is just a happy baby that is more like their mother. Butterfly's and handmade paper flower bouquets every where
Pepper isn't used to all these sudden confusing emotions. Save her
Finn: It's so weird drawing him not scowling lol His inner flirt is showing Anny and Tee weren't ready for this (And yes he may have spotted a cute cat coming his way)
Thyme: Poor shy baby probably say Baine without his shirt. She was unprepared
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Uh oh Simion watch out X'D
Sage is a pure ray of joy and artistic epxression, all I see is their room being filled with paper trinkets and An being like: Wow! so many pretty hearts!
PEPPER I RELATE. But don't worry X'D (Also she may or may no have a new dj rival who is Levi's bff and new Peach Creek transfer student, i've been messing with different alien races for a long time so this kiddo was fun to make)
Lol Rose is prepared, she's too busy balancing her cheer leading squad and secret agent life and then BAM cute student body president from a rival school who she knows because he flirts with her when she's Tigress and she's already like: Oh my X'D they were ready for Casey, but Finn just came up outta no where with his flirty self.
Anny: Oh God why didn't we prepare for this
Tee: Idk maybe cause we were too busy with Casey's habbit of dating idiots to notice
Thyme: Awwww she really wasn't ready Baine was just too hot X'D
Levi: I see you've diocvered that Blaine has a hot bod
Thyme: LEVI!
Levi: What!? I got a man but I can appreciate that Baine isn't ugly. Even if my man is Wayyyyy hotter--
Thyme: You can stop now
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I feel like Rosemary would hold back a lot until they start dating.
Simon: Oh cool Rosemary sent me an email- *His face turns bright red* Oh lord
Ennui: Son are you-
Simon: I"M FINE!
Sage is the purest of them all just like his aunt An XD Ed is surprisingly very protective over his little babe. Sage isn't a weakling but still. Plus any one who even looks at them wrong has to deal with ALL of the Kanker Cousins.
Dude I'm super excited!! Pepper has been in desperate need of a real rival XD (I've actually been messing around with a few more TD babes) I can't wait!
Poor Rose no one say Finn coming. Even Ginger was surprised by his actions. Especially since she knows he would never flirt with someone for information/ outside of his crush.
Anny: I wonder if were gonna have this much trouble with Lily?
Tee: No
Thyme: Why must you tease me so much!!
Levi: Because like Baine said your super cute when you blush
Thyme: Whyy
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