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Wayne: Did you meet any hot teachers on your first day of school, dork? Wayne slightly turns his head. Wayne: I see you did.
Peter: The loser on the couch is my little brother, Wayne, and the woman buried in paperwork at the dining table is my sister, Harriet. Carver family, meet Nova Craven, the American literature teacher.
Harriet: Pleasure to meet you. Sorry, I can't be friendly right now; I have deadlines.
Wayne: Not the whole Carver family. The gay roughneck working in the garage is our big brother, Coye, and our sister, Deana, is having a threesome with a lumberjack and a park ranger next door. Harriet tosses an apple at Wayne's head.
Nova: No wonder your brother is so good with his students. He has a Not-So-Freshman at home. Harriet raises her hand for a high five.
Wayne: Good one. Has he told you our mother was a Nordic-type alien that was at war with Greys? A nervous look flashes on the faces of Peter and Harriet.
Nova: Perfect, as I come from a long line of African Witches, and like many from the state of Washington, I'm a cousin to Bigfoot.
Wayne: Awesome, she grew up watching cheesy sci-fi/fantasy teen dramas of the aughts as well.
Peter: Your biggest fear, the dork population is growing.

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Wayne: Did you meet any hot teachers on your first day of school, dork? Wayne slightly turns his head. Wayne: I see you did.
Peter: The loser on the couch is my little brother, Wayne, and the woman buried in paperwork at the dining table is my sister, Harriet. Carver family, meet Nova Craven, the American literature teacher.
Harriet: Pleasure to meet you. Sorry, I can't be friendly right now; I have deadlines.
Wayne: Not the whole Carver family. The gay roughneck working in the garage is our big brother, Coye, and our sister, Deana, is having a threesome with a lumberjack and a park ranger next door. Harriet tosses an apple at Wayne's head.
Nova: No wonder your brother is so good with his students. He has a Not-So-Freshman at home. Harriet raises her hand for a high five.
Wayne: Good one. Has he told you our mother was a Nordic-type alien that was at war with Greys? A nervous look flashes on the faces of Peter and Harriet.
Nova: Perfect, as I come from a long line of African Witches, and like many from the state of Washington, I'm a cousin to Bigfoot.
Wayne: Awesome, she grew up watching cheesy sci-fi/fantasy teen dramas of the aughts as well.
Peter: Your biggest fear, the dork population is growing.