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liekomgkristy — Roxie Richter is My Hero
Published: 2013-05-27 20:51:21 +0000 UTC; Views: 1564; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 0
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Roxie is my favorite evil ex. I love her. I wish I could be a half-ninja on quads.2 hours in Paint Tool Sai.
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Ahhh. I'm so bad at replying to comments. But thank you!!
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I'd say she's mine too, because of those legs. *w*
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Somewhere in the hills of Canada there lived a young girl named Roxie Raccoon
And one day her woman ran off with another guy, hit young Roxie in the eye
Roxie didn't like that, she said 'I'm gonna get that boy'
So one day she walked into town and booked herself a room in the local saloon
Roxie Raccoon, checked into her room, only to fine Gideon's Bible
Roxie had come, equipped with a gun, to shoot off the legs of her rival,
Her rival it seems, had broken her dreams, by stealing the girl of her fancy
Her name was Ramona, called herself Mona, but everyone knew her as Flowers
And she and her man, who called himself Scott, were in the next room at the hoe down
Roxie burst in, grinning a grin, and said "Scotty boy is a showdown"
But Pilgrim was hot, he drew first and shot, and Roxie collapsed in a corner
Wallace came in, stinking of jizz and proceeded to lie on the table
He said 'Roxie you've met your match' and she said 'Wallace its only a scratch, and I'll be better as soon as I am able'
Roxie Raccoon, fell back in her room, only to fine Gideon's Bible
Gideon checked out, and left with no doubt, to help with good Roxie's revival!
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This is by far the best comment I have ever received. Bravo!
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Glad you like it! xD
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