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Long ago, back when the world was new, and Remnant was down on its luck. And everywhere, gigantic monsters called Grimm ran amok.
It was a nasty place. There was a mess where ever you stepped. When storms, tsunamis, earthquakes and volcanoes never slept.

And then came Vesuvius! They hurled their firebolts! They burned! Blew those suckers into rocks! They're churned!
And on their own stopped chaos in its traaaacks!

And that's the Gospel Truth!
The guys were too Type A to just RELAAAAAX!!

And that's the world's first ditch, sustained the globe while still in their youth!
Though, honey, it may seem impossible, That's the Gospel Truth!

In Beacon Academy, life was meek and smooth and sweet, aloof!
Though, honey, it may seem impossible, That's the Gospel Truth!

this isn't their canon backstory, btw

Description
Long ago, back when the world was new, and Remnant was down on its luck. And everywhere, gigantic monsters called Grimm ran amok.
It was a nasty place. There was a mess where ever you stepped. When storms, tsunamis, earthquakes and volcanoes never slept.

And then came Vesuvius! They hurled their firebolts! They burned! Blew those suckers into rocks! They're churned!
And on their own stopped chaos in its traaaacks!

And that's the Gospel Truth!
The guys were too Type A to just RELAAAAAX!!

And that's the world's first ditch, sustained the globe while still in their youth!
Though, honey, it may seem impossible, That's the Gospel Truth!

In Beacon Academy, life was meek and smooth and sweet, aloof!
Though, honey, it may seem impossible, That's the Gospel Truth!

this isn't their canon backstory, btw