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Tord: I JUST KILLED A WHOLE SCHOOL OR CHILDREN!! AND A HUNDRED OF PEOPLE!
Edd: seriously.
Tom: can we just kill him already?
Me: GOOD JOB TORD! YOU ARE YOUR EMO-SELF! AND YOU LOOK CUTE AS FUCK!
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I love how everyone is like "ugh life sucks" then Tords just like "I just blew up a school!!!😀"
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Emo tord is edgy tord. Edgy tord is sad tord. Sad tord means I can hug him
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the kid in the green jacket looks like ben from ben10 alien force
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It's actually Edd from Eddsworld, heh.
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paul: where are his hands?
patryk: what
paul: his hands, patryk. where are they?
patryk: idk!
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You remind me of larma with hats!
Paul and Carll make me laugh so hard!
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paul: tell me what happened before i got home!
pat: well, i was sitting in my room...
paul: ok
pat: then this guy walked in...
paul: go on
pat: so i walked up to him..
paul: ok
pat: and i stabbed him 37 times in the chest!
paul: PAT THAT KILLS PEOPLE!!!
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pat: oh. i didnt know that.
paul: how did you not know that!?
pat: im in the wrong boat, iii suck.
paul: what happened to his hands?
pat: wut?
paul: his hands, wut happened to them
pat: i ate them
paul: PATRYCK!
pat: wut? i was hungry!
paul: PAAAAT!
pat: my stomach was making the rumblies...
paul: PAAAAAAAT
pat: that only hands could satisfy...
paul: why would you do that patryck?
pat: well i like killing and eating hands!
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i dont kn- *le gasp*
tord: this is you last day...... YOU!!
paul: you?
tord: i totally forgot your name...
paul: paul
tord: what?
paul: my name is paul.
tord: oh, i thought you were a girl...
paul: what? why?
tord: probably the hat...
paul: well ta-da im a man!
tord: give me a second while i go delete some pictures from my computer..
paul: O////__////O
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Edd: Tom! What on earth was all that?!
Tom: I'm not sure what you're referring to.
Edd: You sunk an entire cruise ship, Tom!
Tom: Are you sure that was me? I, I would think I'd remember something like that.
Edd: Tom, I watched you fire a harpoon into the captain's face!
Tom: That sounds dangerous.
Edd: You were headbutting children off the ship!
Tom: That, uh... that must've been horrifying to watch!
Edd: Then you started making out with the ice sculptures!
Tom: Well, thank God that the children weren't on board to see it.
Edd: Uhh.. Tom why is the lifeboat all red and sticky?
Tom: Well I guess you could say it is red and sticky.
Edd: Tooom, what are we standing in?
Tom: Would you believe it's strawberry milkshake?
Edd: No! I would not believe that!
Tom: Uhh, melted gumdrops?
Edd: No.
Tom: Boat nectar?
Edd: No.
Tom: Some of God's tears?
Edd: Tell me the truth Tom.
Tom: Fine. - It's the lovely elderly couple from 2B.
Edd: TOOOM!
Tom: Well they were, uh, they were taking all the croissant rolls.
Edd: I can't believe what I'm hearing!
Tom: I will not apologize for art.
Edd: Where are the other lifeboats?
Tom: Whoa! You won the prize, I didn't even notice that.
Edd: Where are the other lifeboats, Tom?
Tom: Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun, probably at the bottom of the
ocean. I bit lots of holes in them.
Edd: TOM!
Tom: I have a problem. I have a serious problem.
Edd: You are just, terrible today!
Tom: Shhh! D'you hear that? That's the sound of forgiveness.
Edd: That's the sound of people drowning Tom.
Tom: That is what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming and then silence.
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Paul: Tord you've tracked mud all over the carpet.
Tord: Now that right there is a mess!
Paul: I just had it cleaned yesterday, Tord!
Tord: I'm not responsible for this! I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning!
Paul: Those are clearly your hoof prints Tord!
Tord: Then there is an impostor on the loose!
Paul: They lead directly to you!
Tord: Clue number one, the impostor is a phantom!
Paul: Tord, stop avoid--
*BOOM*
TORRD!!
Tord: Happy Birthday!
Paul: It's not...please tell me you had nothing to do with this?!
Tord: Why don't you blow out your candle?
Paul: You've gone too far this time, Tord!
Tord: What's that? It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city.
Paul: How did you even do this?
Tord: A dollop of fairy dust!
Paul: TORD.
Tord: I ripped a tag off a mattress!
Paul: This isn't funny, Tord!
Tord: Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who just exploded!
Paul: I'm leaving..I've had enough of this!
Tord: But think of all the perfectly roasted faces we get to munch on now!
Paul: But why!
Tord: Because were friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a well cooked face together.
Paul: That isn't friendship Tord, that's sick!
Tord: Well then you're probably not going to like your birthday decoration!
Paul: It's not even my...oh my gosh!
Tord: SURPRISE!
Paul: Ah oh uh no ah uh!
Tord: I'm sorry! I thought you liked faces. Obviously there was a miscommunication.
Paul: This awful Tord!
Tord: You're right. It's not nearly as tasteful as i pictured it in my head.
Paul: I think I'm going to throw...oh god one touched me!
Tord: This was clearly the wrong way to go.
Paul: Ya think, Tord?!
Tord: What can I say? I expected them to be cooked more. Raw face is just gross.
Paul: But that isn't the problem, Tord! Why would you think any of this is a good idea?
Tord: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Paul: Oh...
Tord: I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
# eddsworldwithhats
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SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOWS EVERYTHING THATS WONDERFUL IS HOW I FEEL WHEN WERE TOGETHER!
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your just like "oki! this is fine!"
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Tord: aren't you going to say it?
Tom: say what, Tord?
Tord: THAT! My name! All offended and annoyed!
Tom: I'm leaving, Tord.
Tord: What?
Tom: I'm moving out.
Tord: it's the meat conveyor isn't it... You never were a fan of modern home design.
Tom: it's a lot of things, Tord!
Tord: just let me explain! (Beat) efficiency, industry, never before has so many dead bodies been so manageable.
Tom: TORD!
Tord: I'm the Henry Ford of human meat.
Tom: I've already packed, I'm not coming back.
Tord: awe, come on! We haven't even gotten to the big surprise yet
Tom: I'm sure it's very upsetting.
Tord: well, now I don't even want to show you...
Tom: good! I don't want to see it
Tord: and your being a huge b hole right now.
Tom: I'm not the one shoving people into a meat grinder!
Tord: it's not a meat grinder, it's an orphan stomper!
Tom: gross!
Tord: do you know what's gross, your attitude.
Tom: are you serious?
Tord: what have I done to deserve all this b hole coming out of your mouth!
Tom: it's everything, Tord! It's everything you've done! Ever!
Tord: everything? Even the time I helped Gabriel with his garden?
Tom: you buried him there!!
Tord: it's what he would have wanted.
Tom: you buried him alive!
Tord: she wasn't keeping up with the weeding! As president of the homeowners association, I had to take immediate action!
Tom: all you do is kill people, Tord!
Tord: that's like saying all Mozart did was write songs.
Tom: you are completely insane!
Tord: oh, weird! That's what all these orphans said!
(Big rumble and the room shakes. A roar is then heard)
Tom: is that the surprise...?
Tord: (angry and holds out words) no...
Tom: that looks like a meat dragon, did you finish your meat dragon, Tord?
Tord: (holds out words and is still looks away mad) maybe...
Tom: (beats then sighs) it's horrifying, Tord...
Tord: (a bit flattered and loosens up) thank you.
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i cant do no mor oki?
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More or I will destroy you!!!
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ummmmm ok sir!! right away sir!
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GO!!!!!!! MAKE ME A STORY NOW!!!!
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YES SIR!
Sheep: (wearing a Paul mask) mmmmrrraaaaahhh!!!!
Carl: who me?
Sheep: mrah mrah mrah mrah mrah!
Carl: what ever could you be referring to?
Sheep: mrah mrah mrah mrah mrah mrah mrah!
Carl: oh the hand chair. I've recently taken up carpentry.
Sheep: mrah mrah mrah mrah mrah mrah mrah!
Carl: oh, how would you feel if I called YOUR work a monstrosity.
Sheep: mrah mrah mrah!
Carl: of course I had to use faces! Anything else would be disrespecting the art!
Sheep: mrah mrah raw mrah rawr raw raaaw!!
Carl: it's called modernism, only I've made it more modern by using face parts of city council members!
Sheep: mrrrraaaaah-mrah!
Carl: I disagree with the election results
Sheep: mrah!!
Carl: someone had to take a stand! I'm patriot, and a hero!
Sheep: mrah mrah mrah mrah mrah!
Carl: fine! If your going to whine about it, I can see if back on.
Sheep: mrah mrah mrah mrah mrah!
Carl: I hope their bodies are still in the blood canal...
Sheep: mrah mrah mrah mrah mrah!!
Carl: yes, I'm the crazy one, but not the people who elected those buffoons!
Sheep: mrah mrah mrah mrah mraaaaahh!!
Carl: if you paid any attention to our city charter meetings, you would see it wasn't an over reaction.
Sheep: (sits down) mrrraaaah!
Carl: (beats) what are you doing?
Sheep: mraaaah!
Carl: (beat and gets angry) you're sitting...
Sheep: mrah mrah mrah mrah mrah!
Carl: you never sit
Sheep: mrah mrah mrah mrah mrah!
Carl: you're always standing Paul! You're not supposed to sit.
Sheep: (lays down) mrah!
Carl: I find this very upsetting.
Sheep: mrah mrah mrah raw raw raw!
Carl: you don't even care, do you? About MY feelings!
Sheep: mrah mrah mrah mrah!
Carl: will you please stand up, paul
Sheep: (does a handstand) mraaah???!
Carl: I don't even know who you are anymore...
Sheep: mrah raw mraw mraw!
Carl: no you cannot take off the mask, it has to look right when throw you into the meat canal
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MORE OR I WILL DESTROY U!!!
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b-but, s-s-sir! we are all out of EWH!
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Then make up a comic for meh!
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i cant make comics for shit, s-sir!
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Then I will destroy you if you don't find any jokes!
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u-umm... knock knock?
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SOUPERMAN!*slow jaz hands. tears form and sweat rolls down face. but despite that, still has a smile*
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Ok nice.....you wanna be friends
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