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LilayM — Movie night with grandpa Ezio
Published: 2011-08-07 01:20:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 29974; Favourites: 533; Downloads: 1274
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Derp derp. Grandpa Ezio trolling again xD Started it a long ago, forgot, and finally finished. Geez, it's 3 AM. Gotta sleep. Wanna draw. Which one? >_<Assassin's Creed (c) Ubisoft
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I wish Ezio was my grandpa. AWESOME GRANDFATHER ALERT
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pissshhhh.. I want him as my husband <3
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Now....there are two causes on why Desmond never liked being an assassin...
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I could think of at least five more... XP Once a troll, always a troll.
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Malik: For the last time, that's not my f*****g hand!!
B( GET IT STRAITE!!!!
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You sure? It is a left hand.
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Ezio: He's just upset because I found his hand. It's finder's keepers, loser's wheepers, right Malik?
Malik: ...I am going to murder you, Ezio...
Ezio: Prego? I know you won't be able get me, because of your disadvantage. >
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Malik-you sure Ezio? Wanna make a bet? (rolls up sleeve) XD
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Ezio: Sure. Catch me if you can.
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*narrows eyes then pounces on Ezio* "you see? I am not so easily defeated."
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"Uhuh.." *shove Mailk off and parkours onto the roof* "You were saying, Malik?!"
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-comes out up behind ezio with an evil look in eye- you sure?
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*turns around* What the- Hey! You-a cheated!
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it isn't malik smart one, the names Altair, and im absolutely flawless (absolutely flawless)
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*faceplam* ...Great another Syrian...
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-stabs in the gut- and that's for my sister, you gave her aids you know that Ezio?
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Dio Mio.. I don't even know you're sister. Cazzo. If I actually DID give it to her. Well sooorry, Bastardo!
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*pulls out machine gun* eat this... wait where did i get this from?
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Oh No. *puts up Alex Mercer as a human shield*
Alex: What the hell. *thinking* when did i get here?!
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"what the f*** is this?!" -holds gun in front of self-
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Ezio: -to Mercer- Help me against this guy.
Alex: If you give me fifty bucks, I'll help.
Ezio: *shuffes in his pocket then hands him $50* Deal.
Alex: -to the guy with the machine gun- Now. *crscking knuckles* Who would like to die first?..
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-disappears- "malik hide me"
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Malik: WHY DO I HAVE TO-!
Alex: So you're friend is too chicken huh? Fine by me. *gives Malik an evil glare* Prepare to die.
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Malik: I CANT DIE BECAUSE I HAVE THE POWER OF JOHNNY DEPP!
Me: go malik whoo!
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Alex: Johnny Depp. Seriously. I killed him, along with the rest of Hollywood, long ago. Where were his so called powers then?
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Malik: right here -explosion of johnny depp pictures- oh and you might not want to breath for a week after this... it destroys your lungs with awesomeness
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Sorry, but I don't care for awsomeness.(cuz I already have that). I'm full of Epicness. *morphing his hand into a claw*
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Oh s*** why?! Both run
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Ezio: Grazie, mi amerco.
Alex: *morphing his hand back to normal* -to Ezio- It's not problem. If you need my help with dealing with those guys, call me anytime. *looking around* Now to find my way back. *jumps then flys off*
Ezio: okay now that was epically awesome... Merda, I wish I could do that. D:
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-Drinking ice cap with malik in starbucks while reading good books-
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Altair: *wispering* Hey is that guy gone?
*awkward silence*
You and Malik: O_O
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Me: I dunno let me drink my ice cap in peace
Malik:*sighs* novice... next time let me deal with my problems
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Alex: *Sitting at the nearest table* Boo.
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Me: "Hello how are you Alex Merger?"
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Alex: Just fine. And it's Mercer, not Merger.
Some guy over the telecom: Alex Mercer, we know you're in there. Come out, we have the place surrounded.
Alex: Great. I completely forgot about these guys.
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me: sorry my phone sucks when it comes to replying *drinks ice cap* you might want to run now
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Telecom Dude: I repeat, we have this place surrounded.
Alex: Yeah, yeah. I'm out of here. Have fun with the Military. *jumps out the back window and runs out out of sight*
Altair: Daaanng.
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