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Published: 2013-11-28 21:00:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 3368; Favourites: 198; Downloads: 0
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HappyΒ Needless-Turkey-Murder Day 
I always had this idea that there's a possibility that one day turkey bird's evolution will take its revenge on humanity and in hundreds of thousands of years they will become this bad-ass killer machines.Β
This one's the baby version! Don't be fooled by its innocent eyes, the infants - for being on their own since they hatched - have a pretty strong defense mechanism, they will spit some type of poison which will unchain a series of reactions including skin color turning into a darker, rosier and golden tone, makes you swollen with your own blood, and you will start to secrete a scent that past victims claimed to be similar to gravy.
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Aww its so cute! not its description though, that is just plain creepy; but also cool.
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Oh yeah. super deadly.Β you can see the murder in his eyes.Β he can probably smell my fear.
Seriously though, really cute.Β excellent work.
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It really doesn't seem like becoming a killer machine because it is so cute :3
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I thought it was a chocobo! It is super cute though!
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It does look a lot like one
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Happy Thanksgiving to you too! And may the Turkeys never revolt against you in this such manner
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