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DrewJones02 [2018-09-15 03:38:10 +0000 UTC]

Looks just like it

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Ecclytennysmithylove [2017-01-05 03:57:58 +0000 UTC]

Darth Vader: Who is this little girl?

Gary: Oh! Vader! Uh... it's "Take Your Daughter to Work Day", and I know, uh... you know, I'm sorry for bringing her, but my wife says I never see her, and... and let's be honest, she's right! Okay? She's right! *silence* ...Do you have kids? 'Cause, I mean, heh, they change your world. ...Oh, I'm probably gonna get fired for this... but *stands proud* Fuck it. *takes his daughter's hand and says sternly* I love my daughter.

Darth Vader: *silence; leans in and thumps his chest with his fist* That really hits me where I live. *grabs a rebel guard by the neck and lifts him up* What have you done with those plans?! Gary here never sees his daughter because of people like you! *brief pause; bone snaps; realizes what he's done and covers his mouth innocently* I'm so sorry you had to see that. *drops the body; leans in* Are you having fun being at work with your father?

Jessica: Mmm... *hides head behind Gary*

Darth Vader: *chuckles; wiggles around a little* I know, I'm scary.

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Naniga123 [2014-03-30 22:58:39 +0000 UTC]

More comments, people!

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