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Published: 2011-06-24 00:12:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 5800; Favourites: 394; Downloads: 22
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Oh, my god, this comment is hilarious.One day, I was taking a walk in Trolldale when someone said to a troll wolfaboo-
"If you're a wolf, then I'm fucking Godzilla. Now excuse me, I now have to rampage across Tokyo and fight a giant butterfly."
SO. EPIC. THAT COMMENT.
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If you are a wolf, then I am Shrek. Now excuse me, I want to enjoy my precious swamp.
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If you are a wolf then I'm Robocop,Β now excuse me while I go hunt down art robbers and kill them with my laser gun.
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If you are godzilla...
I am still a wolf.
Now excuse me, I now have to be drawn.
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Excuse me, i`m gonna stomp on you.
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If you are Godzilla then I'm Nemesis, now excuse me while I go hunt down STARS members and kill them with my hentai tentacles.
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If your a wolf I'm a Porygon.
porygons can kill things with seizure powers.
AHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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But it was actually Pikachu that caused the seizure explosion.
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Β If you're Godzilla then I'll be in Metal Gear RAY trying to slice your ass in front of everybody for everything you did, now money up!
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IF YOUR A WOLF THEN IM KING KONG NOW EXCUSE ME AS I FLY AROUND THE UNIVERSE EATING CRAP AND FART BUTTERFLIES
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AndΒ i'mΒ a Xenomorph,now excuse me,the Queen is calling me.
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I am a Alicorn.
Β Now, excuse me, while I cover the world up with rainbows.
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Wolfaboo: IMMA WOOF!!11
Me: Bitch please, I'm the mother fuckin' T-Rex
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Godzilla is swaggy. I'd rather be Godzilla than be a wolf.
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My dad saw the Godzilla movie where he fought the giant Mothra butterfly and it also had those tinyΒ twin MothraΒ fairies. Β He thought it was hilariously bad as in deserving the Mystery ScienceΒ TheaterΒ 3000 review.
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I'm fucking unicorn with two heads, but now I must go safe the universe from flying monkeys and robo-crabs.
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I lauged soΒ hard at this my mcnuggets almost came out my nose.
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Why do they remind me of groot in an iron man so much?
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Fuck you, I'm a dragon! Now excuse me while I fly over the countryside to burn down villages, kidnap princesses, and hoard treasure.Β
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Yep. Then I'm one too.
Please excuse me while i fly around and try to find food while people uselessly shoot me even though they know i'm doing nothing wrong.
Good day.
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I read this as you were having funsies with Godzilla. It made me giggle.
And if we're all togging to be something else, I wanna be a duck.
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That means your partly Human. Finally, Β someone with some common sense.Β
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Now excuse me, I now have to rampage across Tokyo and fight a giant butterfly.
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"If you were raised by wolves, I was raised by the Tyrannosaurus Rex."
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and I was raisedby giant freaking butterflies
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That comment surely is 100% made out of epic.
PWNED!
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See, this is the problem with the Internet
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??? i dont get it.
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People think they're animals
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