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It's a grand romantic gesture, like something from TV,
An expression of your deep love for everyone to see.
Your passion is unrestrained as you pull him to you,
And everyone seems to vanish except for you two.
Little cartoon hearts dance above you, heralding your love,
But everyone else just wants to give you a good shove.

Too often we see couples eating each other's faces,
Anywhere and everywhere, except for private places.
To us, it's just saliva and hands where they shouldn't be,
And when it's in front of your locker, you can't even flee.
We have no particular desire to see tongues roaming wild;
It makes us feel desperately ill, to be quite mild.

So on behalf of all of us, I enter a plea:
Please stop expressing love that the rest of us can't unsee.
Restrain your raging hormones until the end of the day,
Or take the time to find solitude somewhere tucked away;
Pause a moment, stop making out, and go get a room,
Before you put some poor little old lady in her tomb.