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Published: 2008-06-05 01:25:31 +0000 UTC; Views: 951; Favourites: 7; Downloads: 47
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TROPIUS IS THE BEST POKEMON A TRAINER CAN HAVE. FIRST OF ALL, IT'S A FUCKING DINOSAUR. DONT FUCKING LIE EVERY ONE OF YOU HAS WANTED A DINOSAUR AT ONE POINT...AND NOW YOU CAN HAVE ONE HOLY SHIT. BUT THATS NOT ALL, THIS BITCH CAN FUCKING FLY.YOU WANT TO GET TO THE NEXT CITY? WALKING IS FOR PUSSIES REAL MEN FLY ON FUCKING DINOSAURS. AND LOOK AT ITS WINGS.....THEY ARE FUCKING PALM LEAVES. BUT THERE'S MORE, I KNOW, HOLY FUCK THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAS IT'S OWN FOOD SUPPLY. SEE THOSE THINGS UNDER ITS NECK?! THOSE ARE FUCKING BANNANAS. OH MY GOD FUCKING DINOSAUR NECK BANNANAS THOSE THINGS MUST BE FUCKING DELICIOUS SERIOUSLY, ITS A FUCKING DINOSAUR, IT FLIES YOU PLACES AND IF YOU HAVE ONE YOU'LL NEVER GO HUNGRY AGAIN AN THAT IS WHY TROPIUS IS THE BEST POKEMON EVER.Credit Egobrane from ffxi for the quote.
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Comments: 9
You know. You have a point.
Maybe....I was wrong. Maybe I should give it a chance.
Yeah baby, load up the gun and give me some room. We are doing this fucking thing. RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW.
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BLASTIOSE BLAAAAAASTIOSE IT'S BLASTOISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (orgasms) sry i couldn't resist.
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Blastoise came out his water cannons
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whoa, how do I respond to that?
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Nuh uh, Charizard now that is a MANS dinosaur.
If you are ever hungry you just TAKE the food, you don't need any bananas. Besides fruit is for fruits, real men eat !MEAT!
But fuck yeah MAN DINOSAURS!
FUCKING DINOSAURS!
PS:Kick-ass piece
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LMAO! I always wanted a fucking dinosaur XD and one that could fly me places and feed me fucking bananas XDDD 
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