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littlemisswistful — Burning Edward Cullen
Published: 2009-11-04 01:52:32 +0000 UTC; Views: 1481; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 22
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Please note: This Deviation is ANTI-TWILIGHT. If you're the sort of person who gets upset at seeing their favourite series trashed, then GO AWAY. You cannot change my mind on the subject, and I don't want to hear your whining. I hate it. Edward Cullen is NOT a real vampire. End of story.
Anyway!
The Bubbleheads are an original creation of mine: a gang of big-headed creatures, barely the size of your hand, hell-bent on utter chaos and the domination of all humans. And these evil little bastards have gone and kidnapped Edward Cullen.
I knew there was a reason I liked these little guys
Bubbleheads from left to right:
- Little Sister, who often reads over my shoulder at night, shares my hatred, and probably orchestrated this whole ordeal.
- Minion (behind the pansy's Edward's pyre) who just came along because everyone else did. Although he does quite enjoy burning things.
- Noah (in the air) who didn't read the memo right, and brought the wrong equipment. Oh well, Twilight-bashing is twilight-bashing.
- Grumpy Punk. Don't ask me where he got that flamethrower. I'd rather not know.
I just hope the Bubbleheads aren't wasting their time, and that he burns satisfactorily.
Drawn with pencil, pencil crayon and black and coloured fineliner pens.
Disclaimer: Twilight and Edward Cullen belong to a money-loving cow named Stephanie Meyer. The Bubbleheads belong to me.
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Comments: 28
Burn Edward! Burn!
And hope Bella will follow you on an other pyre
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Hm... The Bubbleheads have been looking for a new project, and I've been wanting an idea for what to draw...
Looks like this is turning into a series!
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Hehe, i am looking forward to it
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It's so awesome! I went to a video store and I saw New Moon poster right next to the collection of Sherlock Holmes DVDs. I was expecting the twilight crap to burst into flames. You inspired me to write my paranormal satire which mocks the pedophile Stephanie Meyer and her ghastly novels. Did you hear that she is working on a new series where the mermaids are now "Sirens"?
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Be it in books, films or TV, Sherlock Holmes kicks five kinds of ass. Technically, it was one of the first fandoms you know. Fans wore black armbands when Doyle killed him off and everything. Beat that Meyer.
Really? Awesome! You have to send me a link when you're done! Also, I love the word 'ghastly'.
OH DEAR GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE! The bad fanfic is only getting worse... To me, Bubbleheads! You have work to do!
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I have been working on it since 2005. I finished a really rough draft in December 2010. Now I am re-writing it. When I am done, I'll send you a link
One of the girls in the story is Emily Van Block. She isn't a Mary Sue, insteads she is a ass kicking monster slayer.
By the way, the name of the book is Departed Innocence.
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The Bubbleheads and I thank you! Or at least I think they would, if they were willing to speak to me.
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burn... Burn... BURN YOU STUPID SPARKLEVAMP!!!!! >: D
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Grab a torch and join the party! Just don't get too close to Grumpy Punk, he's not fussy about where he aims that flamethrower...
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First of all, love the poster and love the sentiment behind it even more.
Second, I was the one who gave him the flamethrower. He said it was for something anti-twilight( I refuse to capitalize the name) and that was that.
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Hee, thanks ^^ It was awfully fun to draw.
Ah, that would explain it. The little buggers really get around, especially when they've got chaos in mind... Although it still doesn't explain how he got it from you to me. Either they've hijacked my post or they're even better at going through the drains than I thought.
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Yeah, never underestimate anyone or thing that has access to a drain and a credit card.
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...So that's where it went.
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Ding Dong the witch is.....wait themme fix that
Ding Dong the Diiick is dead
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Oh... My.... God.
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D'awww... I love Noah, with his little mallet that could probably shatter his skull in one fell swipe.
Should haveKNOWN little sister as behind this. *Reads ANTI Twightlight memo.*
Bring.... Gasoline....
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Yeah... Noah may be a bit dim, but he knows what weapons hurt and what don't.
Oh, hell yeah. She was hopping up and down on my desk when she first read it. I probably should have made her promise not to do anything drastic, but oh well. Nobody's loss.
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It's tha most beautiful thing I've ever seen!!!
Now burn the son of a sparkly f***ing pixxie and be done with it!!!
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Get out of THIS one, Edward. Then again, if you were a proper Vampire, you'd already have escaped. Tough shit for you, mate.
It'll probably take a while for them to get him properly alight. Grab some popcorn while you wait.
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Maybe they should try pouring gasaline on him? I know it's expensive nowadays... but it would sooooooo be worth it
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