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livinlovindude — My AI is going to get me killed
Published: 2011-11-13 22:31:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 11073; Favourites: 90; Downloads: 75
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honestly, who would have thought that it would be a great time to start doing a logistics check up in the middle of the mission!Related content
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In a sense, this is your fault. I don't trust robots to to a job right, and snipers are just cowardly noobs who hide from the main stream of battle, wait until only one person is left, and then snipes you!
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it takes great skill to be a sniper, and one does not judge one's skill on his weapon of choice but on how he wields it
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I know the requirements on how to be a great sniper, but they're just cowards! They stay out of sight until the moment is right!
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That only works if you're playing TF2. Otherwise, you don't really have much of a choice.
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Which is their job, they're not cowards, they're doing what they're supposed to do, well maybe some are...
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Lot of things could get me killed. *cough cough* slasher.
Slasher: SORRY! Guys, he's still ticked after I nearly stabbed him. WHICH WAS AN ACCIDENT!!!
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Ai: backup's coming
Al: what?
Me(mich): let's take them down!
Prologue..
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Me(Alaska): Hey don't forget me, I have to report to the Director about the success or failure of this mission, and help if it looks like its going to fail. Ah screw it I'm using my speed enhancement. Upsilon. Upsilon: You can count on me. Me(Alaska): *zooms past and takes out sniper at high speed*
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So that's how it is... *forms a Gatling gun and runs ahead of alaska*
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Oh no, you're not doing better than me.*calls Maine*Hey Maine can you send me that prized weapon of yours? I'll sharpen it for yo for two weeks. Oh shut up and get it here.*a capsule lands and I take Maine's weapon out*Lets go.*runs in and begins killing left and right*
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*they eventually go back to back* hey Eskimo, whoever gets the most kills doesn't have to buy the first round once we get back, Kay?
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Me: A free round? Thats my kind of deal. Upsilon how many do I have? Upsilon: You currently have 76 kills. Me: Ok, time to go full throttle.*drops Maine's weapon and takes out an energy sword*Picked this up fighting Covenants, I think thats what they're called, I never bothered to remember exactly.*throws plasma grenade*Yes, six more.
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Yo, frosty! 200 more while you were gawking.
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You seriously killed 200 while I threw a grenade. And- you know what, screw you.*activates super speed and rushes in to a large wave killing them in devastating numbers*
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And you were talking to your a.i...
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*kills 100 more*Which is why I stopped talking. By the way, Upsilon add 260 to my total, make that 380.
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Welp, I should be pulling out my wallet.
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Me: 100 more, 110, 120, 130, 140, 150, 160, 170, wait, there are no more left to kill. Well Upsilon how many did I get? Upsilon: 526.
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Dang. First round's on me.
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Like I said, a free round? My kind of deal, now I just have to worry about sharpening this thin.*picks up Maine's weapon*I have no idea what it is.
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*walks over and grabs it* Huh. "brute shot" maine calls it. it's a grenade launcher with a blade.
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I know but i don't know the official name. You understood that part? Those shots in the throat really messed him up.
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yep. blowing up from one of those is bad enough, but when it doesn't blow up. it's like getting a baseball filled with lead tossed at you at 200 miles an hour.
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I have had enough pain in my life I don't need to think about any more.
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so, about that free round you wanted...
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Yeah, I have an assault rifle in my locker by a round for that.
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i was talking beer, dummy. but, i'll buy a round for that as well... *calls washington to pick them up, grabs alabama* yea, wash? he might need some help, and a new a.i.
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Wash won't let them get an Ai near him unless its in one of his team mates. Well excuse me.
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*smacks wash on the back of the head as they get in the pelican* suck it up, butter cup.
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Wash: Suck what up? And do you guys think I'm the worst fighter on the team? Me: Yes. And Mich after the Epsilon incident I don't know if he can.
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epsilon? you mean church?
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No I mean when Epsilon was just Epsilon.*thinks*The Directors name just floats around without anybody knowing its his, he is so secretive, and its working for him.
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Ahh... I'm not entirely secretive.
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What? Did you just say that? Can you read minds?
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not entirely. I hope the person has an a.i, have my armor hack the a.i, then, since that the a.i is kinda linked to the mind, I get data through the a.i. Kinda like mind reading...
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You get past firewalls?
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everything. if i wanted to, i could find anything from your mother's maiden name to your secret fetish.
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Umm. Lets not go there.
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*they get to the bar* HEY!! FIRST ROUND'S ON ME, CUZ THIS GUY BEAT ME!!
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Hey, I'm an idiot. *goes to the bartender, takes his helmet off revealing long, curly hair going to his neck* hey, need one bourbon, one scotch, one beer for me, and a round for frosty over here.
Bartender: was that a george thorogood reference?
Mich: Delaware destroyers, man. They were the stuff.
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Well. That says a lot about you.
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